How to get a trampoline (Even if your parents think you will Paralyze or kill yourself!!)

[skiatgore69]

Okay, so you want a trampoline, and can't get one, because your parents are in fear of paralyzing or killing yourself, right? You can do a few things, and then you will probably have a good 85 percent chance of getting a trampoline.

step 1. offer getting the safety net, it might be the only way.

step 2. if that doesnt work, print some info from this link. www.jumpsport.com/safety.htm

step 3. if that doesnt work, write a fake paper about how only 3 people have died on trampolines, or only 20 people have paralyzed themselves and they were drunk.

step 4. if that doesnt work, attach some info from this link to a box of chocolates and give it to your mom. www.springfreetrampoline.com (this will most likely work)

step 5: if that doesnt work, tell them that u will bounce one at a time under supervision, or that u will get a smaller one that u cant do flips on.

step 6. if all of that doesnt work, which it probably will, show your parents this link to piss them off becuz u know ur not gonna get anywhere. www.video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3868751167005642764&q=logan

good luck and post if u get one or not!!

 

[Luc.]

i dont get the point of number 5...what is the point of getting a trampoline if you cant do flips?

 

[invader7]

thats what i was thinking

 

[CZA]

get the spring free trampoline .. if there is only one person on it you can bounce higher than you can on a normal trampoline and when its wet you go like twice as high .... i have it and so does my friend and other my other friend prefer it

 

[SteezePatrol]

the spring less ones suck, you can't even jump

 

[aaron.ebner]

that kid's friends are dicks they didn't even care that his leg just got served in that basketball hoop.

 

[hendrik.]

yeah, sweet "friends"

 

[lyndon]

haahha, that looked sooo painful tho..

 

[ninjea]

or just save up the money, buy it, and give it to your dad as a birthday present

 

[Schoening]

yea fucking right. your talking about the trmapolines with the straps right?

 

[skiatgore69]

look at the fuckin springfreetrampoline.com its not the same as any other.

 

[skiierman]

Hmmm... Yeah, there's still that insurance issue.

 

[skiatgore69]

^^yeah u were once a noob

 

[CZA]

www.springfreetrampoline.com that one.. and ya you can bounce pretty fucking high

 

[actchill]

idk bout the spring free, but the water trampolines are a joke, they might get you one foot off

 

[skiatgore69]

yeah only spring water trampolines are good, but the springfree tramp's insane

 

[wdbo.]

or you could kii your parents and make a tramp out of their skins

 

[skiatgore69]

i guess...

 

[GetMoney2]

just buy it when theyre away for a weekend and padlock it to shit in ur backyard.

 

[mariob]

I AGREE

 

[shrEddie]

word x100

 

[.nafus.]

will you give us like $10 if your guarenteed plan dosent work? thatd be nice i could use $10

 

[Mt_P0wDerJuNkIe]

springless tramps suck hardcore you gotta work so hard to get up

 

[Ds91260]

just drag your matress onto your yard with a bunch of pillows and start jumpin off your roof doin shit, thats enticing

 

[wAy2sTeEzY4u]

how much is the springless tramp?

 

[skiatgore69]

the springless tramp is 845 bucks at costco.com

 

[skiatgore69]

and i aslo said my plan has an 85 percent chance

 

[*Fujative*]

god.. i have seen the video before.. i hate it

 

[sexy_skier_babii]

what's the point of this thread??

 

[skiatgore69]

what video

 

[skiatgore69]

what the hell do u think the fuckin point of the thread is...read the fucking title

 

[Ghst]

hahhahaha

 

[skiatgore69]

use this thread if u cant get a trampoline it will help

 

[KillerMonkey]

the main problem isnt that parents will think that you will hurt yourself. The problem is the insurance that it will cost to keep a trampoline. It greatly raises your insurance and unless you want to pay for it, chances are your parents wont

 

[Dan.]

actually, most insurance companies refused to carry us at all when we had a tramp, it sucked

 

[Desjardins]

how much does a regular trampoline cost, casue that seems pretty expensive

 

[skiatgore69]

a regular VERY nice trampoline at jumpsport.com (14 foot) is:

trampoline w/o net plus shipping: 229 dollars (no tax)

trampoline w/ net plus shipping: 399 bucks (no tax)

 

[NickMartini]

word

 

[BigRodRiley]

LOl

 

[skiatgore69]

bump this is good advice

 

[drewishish]

post whore in the making

 

[skiatgore69]

i just think its good advice

 

[Casey]

hahahahaha that video was so funny

 

[Potatoes]

baahahah in the video the kids get off and zoom in on the poor kid haha

 

[skiatgore69]

bump

 

[720laxskier]

i hate you

 

[eastAR5]

why the fuck would your parents care what you do on your trampoline. Just order one online its not hard

 

[S-Titterington]

ya what fucking prick ass "friends"

 

[bowlripper]

that looks so painful i wonder what his injury was

 

[wAy2sTeEzY4u]

haaha fucking word

 

[skiatgore69]

trying to tell me your not a post whore, shut the fuck up