How to get a smelly hippy ski girl - by logan

Act like you’re better than everyone else: The reality of it is, modern day resort hippies have gotten rid of their “peace, love, and pow turns” mentality. Their scene is filled with more hate than the Non-Ski Gabber. So to fit in and look like you belong, you need to be a giant dick to everyone you meet. Ultimately, after being a dick for long enough, others will come to respect you, and you will become the alpha-male of the resort town. And to the victor goes the spoils, if you know what I mean.

EHeath?
 
definitely the type of chick youre describing, immediately after she went off on some whole thing about how deoderant has aluminum in it and how its ruining the world because the fish are getting poisoned by it
 
definitely agree wholeheartedly with whatever hippy sentiments they have, nothing gets their pussy wet like some dude whos passionate about the same shit they are
 
funny thing is it doesn't just apply to ski chicks on the west...there are some nasty people i know on east coast...never feared dorm life so much walking by their room...
 
lol "Act like you’re better than everyone else: The reality of it is, modern day resort hippies have gotten rid of their “peace, love, and pow turns” mentality. Their scene is filled with more hate than the Non-Ski Gabber."
 
Anti-perspirants have aluminum oxides or something along those lines, it is pretty carcinogenic. Regular deoderant is fine though.
 
im embarressed to say it but alot of the girls in the west fit this...its gross...dreads are comin back in all sorts of places on the body...
 
Don't be a burn out. Girls are up there the same reason you are, because they love the outdoors, adventure, and running away from their past. Make sure to keep your personality fresh and always plan adventures for the two of you to do, whether that means traveling to the nearest hot springs, or gettin' freaky on the mountain.
 
Or running away from their present... I know skiing is the only time I don't have to think about all the other shit I have going on.
 
hippy girls like:
blue grass music: stop listening to hip hop and bone up on the Yonder Mountain String Band
homemade clothes, furniture, cooking utensils, and pretty much anything that wasn't made by the "man"
soy and tofu

 
this thread is just hilarious to me because i went to PC last spring break to visit friends (some girls) and they went to hairy-o's to see totallllll hippie jamband music and hula hoop, and dated what would be considered epic hippie dudes.
Once again, very funny.
Logan Imlach, no longer superunknown....
 
Its also been linked to causing Alzheimer's. it sucks cause i like the gel type and havent found one without containing aluminum
 
word man. im just like that except i like to keep myself clean and shavin.... praying i wont become one of them cause dat shit is nasstayyy
 
how do those sweaty balls taste theron.

and why the fuck do we care what hes like in real life, i dont want to meet him in real life. but i get to read all his little self absorbed gems on here every other day.
 
hey babe, i showered, brushed my teeth, put on deodorant,and didn't eat any hummus today. I'm the total package. Sexy time?
 
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