How to get a girl to not like you.

shave your pubes, then put them in a glass of fine white wine and give it to her. act like there aren't grundle sprouts in her drink. garaunteed to work.
 
Ask a lot of uncomfortable sexual questions. Ask for sexual favors. Talk in detail about your masturbation habits. Ask her about hers.
 
Tell her to cut her hair really small for you, then after she made it just start to laugh in her face and say like 'ah you jerk! you listened to me! what a jerk...'
 
in the words of sam kinison: "cum on her back, steal $30 or $40 out of her purse, crawl out a window, and never call her again"
 
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