How to get a girl to grind on you

Pat.t

Pat.t

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I know this sounds like a second grader thread, but let me explain. I am a freshman and this year there was like 2 out of 15 guys in my homecoming group getting grinded on. I was not one of them. Im not sure how I can fix this problem. My ideas so far:

1. Ruffies

2. get em drunk

3. go with a slut next time

4. force them to (although we could run into some problems with this one)

what do you think?
 
Rub catnip all over your body before homecoming and they'll be drawn to rubbing up on ya.

Think thats how it works..
 
13018540:H.Scorpio said:
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They'll be so passed out you can do whatever you want ;-)

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Really depends on the setting if this is a school dance I can't really help you. I don't go out to clubs a lot but I do a couple friends do and they showed me the ins and outs. I tried a lot of different approaches but the best way that works for me, you just literally go up to the girl and just start dancing/grinding with her and usually she'll either keep going with it, or just waiver her hand say no and/or walk away. But being that you also don't know how to dance after about 10 seconds they'll probally walk away anyway.
 
School dances are lame. I had a good time at some of them but I'm never going to look back and be like "those were the good days".

Once you get out of high school you'll be over it. If you're still feeling emotionally scarred, it's probably nothing the occasional hooker and heavy drinking can't fix.
 
Not getting grinded on as a freshman is acceptable. You better pick your game up before next year, though. If you don't get seen being grinded on soon, girls will start to think you're weird.
 
Literally just go up to one and start dancing. Just dont give a fuck and try it with a few girls. Youll get rejected a couple times but the next day youre gonna remember th ones you did dance with. Good luck OP
 
13018717:Chubz. said:
Dance with all the fat girls. They're the ones that know what they're doing.
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This, getting chicks is a numbers game. When you're starting off the number you should be most concerned with is her weight
 
Girls love when you get a raging boner whilst grinding with them. If you cum your pants she might even let you take her on a date. Go for it OP, good luck!!!
 
dance near here and with her (but not grinding) then if she is feeling the vibe then youll move in closer and bam

or dont be a little bitch and go do it
 
You must firmly place your boner in between the cheeks to assert dominance. The next move is what I like to call the "hula hoop". You move your hips in a 360 degree motion with boner between butt cheeks. It is important that you hold her tightly, holding her arms and mouth with some force, as the natural human instinct is the fight or flight response. But you know what's best for her, so no worries. She will eventually warm up to you and start the "hula hoop", or will struggle less as she tires.

These skills can be used in many other aspects of your life, so right this down and take it to heart.
 
13019470:Logey. said:
You must firmly place your boner in between the cheeks to assert dominance. The next move is what I like to call the "hula hoop". You move your hips in a 360 degree motion with boner between butt cheeks. It is important that you hold her tightly, holding her arms and mouth with some force, as the natural human instinct is the fight or flight response. But you know what's best for her, so no worries. She will eventually warm up to you and start the "hula hoop", or will struggle less as she tires.

These skills can be used in many other aspects of your life, so right this down and take it to heart.
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My uncle is great at that
 
go to a bar for a few laughs, get a bunch of chicks all liquored up and sloppy, then get them to do that frog squat up and down on your apple-headed cock!
 
I was just sitting there minding my own business and a girl game over and started grinding on me/ shaking her titties in my face no c omplaintsd
 
13448466:theabortionator said:
I was just sitting there minding my own business and a girl game over and started grinding on me/ shaking her titties in my face no c omplaintsd
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and then you woke up
 
all you have to do is dance, make eye contact with a girl, if she makes eye contact back, dance up to her. Dance for abit, go in if she denis you then dance away
 
13018843:Granite_State said:
Girls love when you get a raging boner whilst grinding with them. If you cum your pants she might even let you take her on a date. Go for it OP, good luck!!!
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I know a kid that jizzed his pants while grinding. From then on he was known as "saucy".
 
I'm surprised nobody told this kid to wear sweatpants. Always wear sweatpants when chicks will be grinding on you.
 
13019470:Logey. said:
You must firmly place your boner in between the cheeks to assert dominance. The next move is what I like to call the "hula hoop". You move your hips in a 360 degree motion with boner between butt cheeks. It is important that you hold her tightly, holding her arms and mouth with some force, as the natural human instinct is the fight or flight response. But you know what's best for her, so no worries. She will eventually warm up to you and start the "hula hoop", or will struggle less as she tires.

These skills can be used in many other aspects of your life, so right this down and take it to heart.
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This seems like a joke but is actually correct
 
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