How to fuck up ones day

[Master_drifter]

Post the most evil thing you could possibly think of about how to fuck up ones day. Lets hear your inner evil Genius NS!!

 

[timmi]

Murder!

 

[Plankton]

since this is newschoolers, tear their acl

 

[CHORIZO]

put dynamite in someones boots

 

[Holzsteezy*]

bite their dick off, clog their arteries.

 

[cool_name]

Tear a huge hole in the crotch of every pair of pants they own, steal all their underwear, and squirrels mustard on all their shirts

 

[WhatTheHuck]

Tell them you fucked their dad

 

[act.resist]

make them into a suit

 

[.FRY.]

pee in their butt

 

[jackdonovan]

pee in their butt

came here to say this

 

[Dobber]

Cut off their thumbs and stick them in their nose.

 

[Schlutz]

Feed them chili made of their parents

 

[bieberhole69.]

Ask them why they're grumpy, even if they're not grumpy

 

[judmaster77]

make them into a suit

Buffalo bill?

 

[veng_m]

fuck a sheep

 

[OP_has_Aids]

Get them oreos, but replace the cream filling with white shaving cream.

 

[Powstagram]

Get them oreos, but replace the cream filling with white shaving cream.

or semen

 

[kim_jong_ill]

or semen

or toothpaste

 

[dingus]

Skin them alive and make a statue out of their skin as they watch in agony and be sure to bring is family and skin them alive too

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

or toothpaste

or semen

 

[S.J.W]

Tell them wearing full tilts doesn't make them cool

 

[daannnnieel]

tell them they fucked their mom

 

[Petey.]

since this is newschoolers, tear their acl

tore mine a month ago literally days before New England got dumped on. fml.

 

[.CJ.]

Piss in their coffee

 

[bieberhole69.]

or semen

or semen

or semen

 

[toastyteenagers]

put cum in the coffee creamer

 

[dispatchQ_main]

never leave them alone so they can't jerk off

 

[fresh_prince]

show them this
http://varietymodels.com/2-girls-1-cup-video/

 

[CHORIZO]

show them this
http://varietymodels.com/2-girls-1-cup-video/

this thread is how to fuck up ones day.

Not how to create awful reoccuring dreams for the rest of their life

 

[butternotbatter]

Tell them line is no longer cool

 

[Powstagram]

Tell them line is no longer cool

simmer down now

 

[BARRYtheCYBORG]

Getting hammered on vodka and WD-40 and then stealing your gardeners driving lawnmower and driving it through a Macy's only to litreally get the shit tazed out of u by mall security.

 

[El.Guapo]

show them this
http://varietymodels.com/2-girls-1-cup-video/

"DESCRIPTION:

Karla and Latifa are two girls who just want to have fun. Latifa says that she is hungry, but Karla do not have any food to offer. But this is not a big problem for Latifa who wants to surprise Karla with a special warm meal. She shits a big poop on the glass so they can delight themselves and they do it! In addition they serve some delicious vomit and have a great meal!" Wtf

 

[SquattingDog]

Give them wrong directions to Chad's gap from the bottom of Alta.