How to fuck (some douchebags) jacket up

here is what you do, give him his jacket back and go on with your life. That will really get him.

Or don't do anything with his jacket, but act all shady when you give it back to him, so he thinks you did something to it. Its a win win, you are the bigger man for doing nothing and the kid gets a complex over the jacket.
 
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You guys sound like a couple that just broke up, him leaving his stuff at your house, you complaining to others about how much of a turd he is, its adorable.

Just give the jacket back man if he wants it and tell him to fuck off and leave it at that.

You start jizzing on his stuff and you'll end up starting a retarded feud/fight that'll last for I don't know how long. You'll continue to have to deal with said jackass, and in the end you'll never get rid of this "scrawny cunt". If anything you'll end up starting a jizz fight and that'll just turn into a gay orgy of sorts down the road, so think about it. Unless you want to get gay with your ex, sorry "ex-bestfriend"
 
PISS IN IT, FIND SPIDER EGGS AND PUT THEM IN POCKETS, SEMINATE IT, MAKE LITTLE BURN MARKS ON THE INSIDE, LET SOME WEIRD SMELLING STUFF SIT IN IT UNTILL HE GETS THERE, PUT USED CONDOMS IN THE POCKETS, PUT TOOTHPASTE IN POCKETS.... I COULD GO ALL DAY
 
wait till he's on his way over, then stand at the door with the jacket on the floor and when he opens up your door start pissing on it, then if he comes at you piss on him then whoop his ass.
 
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