How to eat out a girl?

[Splifftastic]

Please i need help. actually i don`t but know that i have your attention please stop making stupid threads like this one.

 

[notspoicey]

Hahahahha

 

[Bateman]

mom wants you to to the chores eh

 

[b-kul]

summer nsg, fantastic.

 

[HeshTaDeath]

 

[speedin]

Do a pornhub.com search.

I'm sure something is there.

Don't ask me how I know.

 

[HamFaceGirl]

Do a pornhub.com search.

I'm sure something is there.

Don't ask me how I know.

gtfo

 

[raull]

that goat knows what hes doing. basically you just locate the clitoris and start licking a lot. its not very hard n00b. just pretend youre that goat

 

[.AR6rider.]

 

[uyghur]

It depends how you like it, rare, medium, well done?

 

[Dlud]

Preheat your oven to 350 before you cut the jugular, that's really the key. I'd also try seasoning her with jack Daniel's bbq sauce, paint it on in long strokes, but try not to mix it with the blood. I usually throw my chicks in for 6-7 hours depending on how well done my guests want her. My dogs seem to like rarer. The ribs are by far the most tender cut for anyone over 16 years of age, but for anyone around 7 you are really going to dig the arms and legs.

 

[rudager]

Always remember to shout "LETS OPEN THIS PIT UP" before going down.

It's one of those war cry things that'll get her in the mood.

 

[JDA]

Do it softly and relax your tongue

 

[GayWolf420]

Do a pornhub.com search.

I'm sure something is there.

Don't ask me how I know.

nah it would be easier to just ask your mother

 

[Byron_tha_gr8]

Eating out a girl:

1. Tell her youre going to eat her out

2. Begin kissing your way down her body, spend some extra time on the neck, teats, abdomen and navel.

3. Kiss right above her slot.

4. Get back up

5. Ram your dick up her anus, no need for lube

6. Commence pissing.

7. She will thank you forever, you'll probably get married.

 

[Rafiki]

 

[Calb3rt]

 

[Bassage.]

Eating out a girl:

1. Tell her youre going to eat her out

2. Begin kissing your way down her body, spend some extra time on the neck, teats, abdomen and navel.

3. Kiss right above her slot.

4. Get back up

5. Ram your dick up her anus, no need for lube

6. Commence pissing.

7. She will thank you forever, you'll probably get married.

This gave me a good chuckle for sure, +k

 

[deleted5]

I like to take girls out to burger king to eat, hope that helps.

 

[Anathema]

but on her vagina

 

[Molasses]

That dog throwing up gif was fucking awful hahaha

 

[Da_Buddha]

 

[No.Quarter]

With a spoon

 

[snugs]

 

[soulskier]

Want me to post a gif of me munchin your mother's clam?

 

[Such_Doge]

Couldn't have said it better myself

 

[DIPED_IN_SAUCE]

 

[act.resist]

Speak french to it

 

[Spagett+]

Speak french to it

Butterslut what do you even know about vaginas?

 

[Pancake_Fucker]

Use a dental dam nerd.

 

[ModMommy]

 

[acualywasdolan]

I died at that third gif.

Fucking dog

Vomit

Hop off and commence eating vomit...

DOG LOGIC

 

[I_Am_Mod]

for extra fun, blow some air into her canyon, then push down hard on her lower belly and enjoy the sea breeze

 

[Bateman]

for extra fun, blow some air into her canyon, then push down hard on her lower belly and enjoy the sea breeze

>sea breeze

ew

 

[broto]

the female human body is actually just like a trumpet culminating at the vagina. blow really hard into her vag and play her clit like a trumpet. it's the tried and true method

 

[Caleb.E]

but on her vagina

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pretty sure i died on the first goat one

 

[Parrish]

accurate

 

[act.resist]

Butterslut what do you even know about vaginas?

I know i can stick my penis in em

 

[1337]

 

[Splifftastic]

AHaha

 

[AT-AT]

for extra fun, blow some air into her canyon, then push down hard on her lower belly and enjoy the sea breeze

That's actually dangerous.

 

[pow314]

^is it really?how so?

 

[crimeenthusiast]

5. Ram your dick up her anus, no need for lube

6. Commence pissing.

This is the part you dont want to fuck up or she wont marry you

 

[Yaraelpoof.png]

1) visualize the future spin

2) get spinning

3)?????

4) eat a girl out

 

[Huck_Norris]

I can't stop laughing hahahaha

 

[AT-AT]

^is it really?how so?

Vagina walls are very thin and if enough air pressure is blow inside, it is possible that the air can pass through the membrane and into the bloodstream.

 

[messplay]

Vagina walls are very thin and if enough air pressure is blow inside, it is possible that the air can pass through the membrane and into the bloodstream.

not sure if serious...but that sounds almost believable

 

[AT-AT]

not sure if serious...but that sounds almost believable

http://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism

 

[Kreech]

http://m.vice.com/read/guide-eating-pussy-100-guides

All your answers lie in this golden compendium

 

[Weeezy]

 

[mr.society]

Pretend you're eating pudding without a spoon