HOW to dress-up for a wedding

pocket-rocket

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K, yo, my grand aunt is getting married this week end. I was thinking of wearing just some beige pants and a red oakley button down shirt.

is that ok? the thing is that she is a star, well, an actress, sotheres gona be a shit load of super known chicks and i dont wanna look like the guy not dress up the right way....

help please!!

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Just get black pants and a black button shirt, take a tie in your pocket just incase, you can always add the tie then if everyone is looking smart.

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who's this actress you speak of?

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You wont know her, french canadian. Unless you watch the simpsons in french, she's doing Marge's voice..

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oh, i watch ther american one, but that is pretty much all i need to see

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Wear the nicest casual pants you have or a pair of comfortable dress pants. The button down Oakley shirt is definately a good move because it is comfortable and looks rather nice (assuming it doesnt have any holes or tears). I would definately go for the tie-in-pocket move, because you cant lose that way. What are you planning on wearing for shoes? Is this going to be a big gala affair, or just a regular wedding (seeing as how she is an actress and knows people)?

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can't go wrong with torn jeans and plaid. also bring a flask and a gun.

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Wear some dress pants and a dress shirt with a pair of dress shoes.

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as for shoes, I have some classic black shoes oakley made especially for my prom couple years ago. the button down shirt is red and has some small OAKLEY printed everywhere, wich you cant know if you dont look carefully.

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Sounds like a good deal, I dont know if you like to tuck your shirts in but it makes it look a lot more ellegant, also wear a belt.

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If you are going to tuck your shirt it, as you should, YOU HAD BETTER WEAR A BELT. Tucked in shirt and no belt makes you look 6 years old.

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crotchless tight leather pants, black fish net wife beater, 10 foot leather whip. thats the perfect wedding attire.

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its easier for a girl to look classy.

should i absolutely put my shirt in my pants? of course ill wear a belt. but its a short sleeve shirt.... ???

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dont wear a short-sleeve dress shirt!!! ahh No fuck no.

I just came back from a wedding too! it was so fun. you should wear dress pants, belt, long sleeve shirt and prob a tie. all the weddings I've been too, that's what my brother has worn. I'm a girl so I wore a dress. steezn

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^^It should be tucked in at least during the ceremony. Otherwise, you look like you dont care. Since it is a casual, yet nice looking shirt, it needs to be tucked in while you are required to look nice.

^Colleen, sorry to disagree, but I have to. It's a summer wedding and therefore a short sleeve shirt can be appropriate, assuming it looks decent.

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im confused.

so I will wear

my black classic shoes.

Beige pants

that red oakley button shirt.

I will tuck it in,

of course a belt.

tie...never worn that crap before, should i?

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^^There you go. If you can, get everything on, take a pic and post it. We'll do what we can, but it sounds like what you have right now should be a ok

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Sorry, didnt see the tie comment. The tie goes in the pocket until you get there. You will know other people there obviously, and if everyone else is dressed up, get someone to tie your tie for you (if you cant yourself). Take it off when things get more casual, and when the parties begin, untuck the shirt.

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Oh god...all of you need to pick up a GQ and read up a little.

Do your great aunt a favour and dress up a little. I like 'french cuffs', AKA a shirt that needs cufflinks.(Boutons de manchettes in french, if I'm not mistaken.). If oakley made you prom shoes(How on earth did you get those, and can I get a pair?), and they're dressy, and black, feel free to wear them. And hopefully they made you some cufflinks to go with...

now for pants. Black is nice, looks great with a classic WHITE cufflinked dress shirt. Pleated, and for the love god make sure they have a cuff at the bottom. Semi-Formal pants without a cuff look cheap and unfinished. If it's a morning wedding, I think you can get away with something lighter, maybe even a khaki.

More on the shirt: Short sleeved dress shirts make you look like the token retard. Please get something with sleeves. Colours can be nice, but keep it muted(no orange or anything), and try it on before you leave. If it looks stupid, take it off and put something else on.

You want to look good, and that means 'properly put together', so put on a tie. Make sure it matches the rest of the outfit.

Last thing: Take the easy way out and make sure your belt colour matches your shoes. You're not fashion-forward enough to rock something else yet.

Remember: Dressing up is fun, so make sure you're laughing while you're doing it.

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it also depends on how formal the wedding is. why don't you ask your aunt? im sure she would be happy to tell you what she thinks

 
Jib_this knows what he's talking about. Short sleeved dress shirts? Yeah, right, maybe for a family summer deck party or something, NOT a wedding. Shirt should be long sleeved, and certainly nothing with a logo. And Black dress pants.

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^It's not a dress shirt though. It's just a regular button down collared shirt. We're just trying to work with what we have here.

Being as confused as you are right now pocket-rocket, here's my advice: Find someone (dad, uncle, friend, someone) who is very close to your size all around. Borrow one of his suits.

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^And if it's warm, get a sport coat, and a lightweight shirt. You can also get lightweight long-sleeved button down shirts. You'll look goofy if you go with the short-sleeved button down, especially if you wear a tie.

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i went to my gay aunts wedding on friday, i went casual. it was a weird wedding, totally different from a straight one.

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make sure your belt matches your shoes. brown with brown, black with black.

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one thing not to wear is pink. unless ur a girl. it attracts to much attention to urself

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wear one of those t-shirts with the tuxedo on it, those are rad and VERY classy

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avoid shortsleeve dress shirts at all cost. wear longsleeves, looks classier, shortsleeves looks goofy. if it's going to be hot, roll up your sleeves to your elbows, but no short sleeves, eww.

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who the fuck recommended that he wear a short sleeved shirt to a wedding?

jesus, you people are fucked if you think you can go to a wedding without a tie.

wear a suit of some kind (dark or light) but make it a suit and tie all the way. don't leave your shirt untucked, don't put the tie in your pocket, look classy, the bride and groom will appreciate it.

Oh and don't wear short-sleeved dress shirts...ever.

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