How to ditch a bitch in t-3 hours

If she's such a loon you're out of your mind to break up with her in your house. You should've done it somewhere else; I mean you said she wouldn't leave last time. Did you just expect her to say, "oooo you sly dog ya caught me, we'll I'm a whore".
 
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Go big or go home. I just broke up with my girlfriend of 10 months last night with little fanfare. Dropped her off at home, said "we're done. get the fuck out of my car" (while she is throwing punches - psycho alert) and that was that. Your ho sounds like she needs to learn a lesson.
 
Next time you guys are doing it, pee in her butt/mouth

but seriously, just confront her about it. It will save a lot of time and hassle, and since she's crazy it will be the best way to break things off without risking you car/house being burned down
 
Okay well here this goes, picked her up and acted normal. Chilled for a bit and got her down for sex. Did the deed... But no faceshot. Went out for a smoke and told her too get the fuck out. She went beserk as expected. Threw shit at me a bunch and threatening to cut herself and shit. I didnt know what to do with her so i just called her friend said shes fucking crazy and thatshe needs to get her right now. So i proceeded to smoke bong hoots and drink till 7am. And now here i am with no crazy bitch on my hands. Way too much bullshit
 
She punched a few holes in my wall and the last punch she threw was a stud lolol stupid bitch. But otherwise she atleast didnt try to off herself in my bathroom.
 
Say what you want, but i barely even post on ns and was just looking for ideas on how to make this work. I got way better shit i could be doing than making up shit online.
 
Yo OP, keep it sane. Ask yourself if you really still care about her and want to be with her, and if you answer yes, stay with her. Know that she'll always be a risk, but also know that she now understands the consequences. if you answered no, give her her shit back and never talk to her again.
 
To the people still leaving suggestions, read the thread. He already broke up with her and she punched holes in his wall, which sucks for you OP.
 
you sir are a champ. congrats on being a free man. now don't be a sucker and let her apologize all over the place and take her back. cause if she is as crazy as she sounds thatll probly be her next move
 
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