"Don't expect glamour. If she had time to shower for you, be grateful. She has been out skiing, hiking, running, climbing, or biking. Showering takes time away from her fun. Doing her hair takes even longer, so it is not going to happen. If you spend more time in the bathroom than she does or own more toiletries, think twice about dating this chick. Also, don't be surprised when she wears Carharts out to dinner."