How to convince dad to let me backflip

Learn backflips and frontflips the same day. If you throw the same amount of frontflips in backflips, they cancel out each other so you can truthfully tell your pops you're rotationally the same human being as you were before although he might want to drug test you as this concept is too brilliant for your average person.

Or just tell him your sneakers told you to just do it and you couldn't help yourself.

If your family is religious you could say the devil made you do it.

They say the internet can alter moods talk to you, but can it huck a flip for you and stomp it too? If so then the next time gravity comes unglued, just tell your Dad that it was my fault and I'll get sued.
 
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Just say ' Dad you fucking jizzed in my mom. You owe me one. Now let me do a fucking backflip or ill jizz in your mom.'
 
didn't read the thread, but I have no idea why your dad would be able to stop you from doing a backflip.

what dad does not want to see his kid try a backflip? moms might bet a bit worried, but still let you do it. most dads would be out with a shovel building the fricken jump.

 
It's kinda weird you remember all these little kid stories it's almost as if you dream about them. Ya fuckin weirdo
 
Just do random backflips off of furniture around your house so your dad sees your mad skills and lets you do them, if you don't land them you will most likely die and probably shouldn't be trying them in the park anyways
 
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