How to come up with 2 grand

Find a job that nets $6.25 per hour after tax etc. and then work there for 2 months full time or 320 hours total and then you will have $2000.
 
Mow lawns, walk dogs, baby sit kids, or just get a job. I'm assuming you need something faster than any of these? how old are you?
 
honestly any decently paying above mimimum wage job (depending on your age) can allow you to put away a few gs after a month or two of work.

cant rule out slanging weed bags, though. one of my best friends is still living on the dough he made from being a weed dealer and now skis all over the damn place.
 
If you can legally work then get a job that you can work 40+ hours a week

If you're under 16 then you should mow lawns, sell stuff, etc.
 
13702816:Coloradoskier03 said:
I need it for woodward, so I can go next year.
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Go get confirmed and have a party. Have a birthday party. Knock a girl up and have a baby shower. Basically gather a group of people who will be there solely for you and bam... Donations. Made 2k off graduation college baby. Didn't have a party when I got my masters though... Stupid me.
 
13702816:Coloradoskier03 said:
I need it for woodward, so I can go next year.
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Mow lawns and do chores. See if your parents will help you out for extra work around the house etc.
 
Skilled labor pays so much better than unskilled labor. I have made 120ish in a day for ski coaching and you get to lap a park at the same time.
 
Get 19 of your friends and tell them to give you 10 loads of their semen to sell. Then tell them that you will pay them back after the 'artificial insemenation company' pays you. You can also sell 10 loads of your semen. That makes for 200 loads of semen. I hear they can go for up to $20/load at some places. That means you can have a full take of $4,000. Simply pay your 'workers' for $10/load and then you'll have $2,000 and everyone is happy.
 
13703094:FerrisBueller said:
That means you can have a full take of $4,000. Simply pay your 'workers' for $10/load and then you'll have $2,000 and everyone is happy.
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* $2,100 cause yo self got paid
 
13703094:FerrisBueller said:
Get 19 of your friends and tell them to give you 10 loads of their semen to sell. Then tell them that you will pay them back after the 'artificial insemenation company' pays you. You can also sell 10 loads of your semen. That makes for 200 loads of semen. I hear they can go for up to $20/load at some places. That means you can have a full take of $4,000. Simply pay your 'workers' for $10/load and then you'll have $2,000 and everyone is happy.
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did this really need its own thread
 
13702772:kami said:
Become a stripper
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Great pay, but very hard to break into the business actually. gotta know someone, and then you gotta work your way up to the bachelorette parties where the money and fun happen.

13702847:Sno. said:
pickup stuff off the craigslist "free" section and post it for sale. profit.
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this. Is. It. but really though, get on your hustle, apply some creative writing to your adds, and find a corner of the yard to store all your shit haha
 
golf caddying. I make minimum $80 per bag and its only like 4-5 hours of actual work. Gotta be able to have a conversation with people and not be awkward though
 
13703333:emassa said:
golf caddying. I make minimum $80 per bag and its only like 4-5 hours of actual work. Gotta be able to have a conversation with people and not be awkward though
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I worked carts and valet at a country club during the summer during college. If you can have any type of decent conversation, you're sure to make bank. Usually people there have too much money to know what to do with.
 
13704108:J_S said:
I guess you could rename the thread to "how to *cum* up with 2 grand"
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oh dam i put this in the wrong thread lol. Meant to put it in the one about selling sperm for money
 
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