How to be Cool : BANDANAS

[skiingonskis]

Bandanas can be either very COOL or they could ruin your game. Choose carefully. If you do choose to wear a bandana, make sure that you show that you really mean business. With this, you MUST do the following! No half ass bullshit here!

1) Ride your horse to the local hill and go to the snack bar. When at the snack bar, ask where you can tie up your horse. (keep your bandana visible to make it clear that you are serious)

2) Make it obvious that you carry a pistol.

3) Glasses are legit. Fuck goggles.

4) When you eat shit, yell loudly that the bulls are harder to ride in this town.

5) Do not wear a hat or a helmet, it might cover part of your bandana.

Now that people know that you are dope enough to wear a bandana, get on your horse and ride to the next hill.

 

[Krush]

easy there hoss

 

[Karcher]

hahahahah thats great man!

 

[Klick_2_klaim]

I have a team of Clydesdale's, so... my question to you sir is this:

where do I tie up my giant horses?

 

[casual]

sorry...but that was horrific.

 

[heFF]

so how bored are you?

 

[skiingonskis]

im dying..sooo bored.

 

[Dr.Scholl]

now we know

 

[PeteyG]

words to live by cowboy

 

[UFOsarereal]

That shit was ridiculous, haha.

 

[dave...]

brokeback bandanas

nohomo

 

[Gnl.Weirdness]

oh shit with the no homo claimed.

 

[Ben.]

..... not really funny.....

 

[b-kul]

for a second i thought this thread was gonna be about chilly bananas.

 

[spiegel]

#4 was the only funny thing

 

[P3TER]

i thought it was funny..

because bandanas are clearly ilegit

 

[.hazen.]

bandanas are cool as fuck if you like being a follower, like wearing tall tees. what are the best horseshoes for snow btw?

 

[Hairmetaler]

hyahahahaha

 

[Franny]

I use my dog's bandanna.

 

[BrightonFridays]

my mom has a horse i could get some epic bandana shots lol

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Sorry, I win this round.

I have a white horse, and my dog wears a bandana.

 

[BrightonFridays]

i used to have a white horse

and i bet my horse is bigger than yours

 

[skiingonskis]

usually horseshoes with guns on them work best.

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Maybe, but I have guns.

 

[BrightonFridays]

where you live texas?

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Nope, worse...

FL.

 

[TONYDANZA]

Thank Shaun White

 

[skiingonskis]

what a dumb thread

 

[CoachG]

.

 

[-PowAir-]

you've got it all wrong man, the only thing you need to do is hang it off your ass circa 2002/2003

 

[cashdebt]

haha, epic lulz were provided

 

[jsaya_SagStraps]

My white horse wears a bandana...

 

[Powdered_Donuts]

i ride a fucking zebra while wearing a zebra print bandanna and tote a bow and arrow btfu!

 

[jsaya_SagStraps]

I agree.

 

[Peter.]

knowledge is power

 

[spliff.Life]

saddle up

 

[Alex_G]

that was retarded

 

[mattheuskier]

haha

funny as fuck

BANDANAS ARE COOL

 

[YooperSteeze]

Ahh, summer on NS, sure to provide plenty of useless, yet entertaining threads.

 

[casual]

You joined in April...why are you talking like some jaded NS OG?
Lemme guess, you had some old account, but blahblah.

 

[Willard]

and you joined in april 08 shut it

 

[Skibumsmith]

I tied my horse to the grind bars.

 

[casual]

Yea, the difference being that I didn't make some stupid post reflecting on the comings and goings of trends on NS. I'm tired of seeing people play this role of being all NS savvy, it's lame as shit.
Oh, and fuck off.

 

[YooperSteeze]

I've lurked for a while, I just never felt like making an account, I dunno why.

 

[Willard]

ive usually liked your opinions this one im not so sure of

 

[Malcolm]

word. my dog uses mine haha

 

[TechnoPotamus]

well played sir, well played. #4 made me lol

 

[Midwestjibski]

yeah me too man. Its the way to go. my dog has got some sweet bandanas haha.

 

[Willard]

i did that a few times this year skiings a fashion show and i liked that look

 

[.peter]

^HAHA yeah one of the great fallen trends... thankfully mine would always freze
Bandanas are ONLY for KEEPING YOUR FACE WARM!