How teenage girls talk on facebook/myspace/msn

PSiekierski

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OK. I really dont like how girls are starting to talk like this on various social networking sites.
Example: (a photo of a girl getting comments from her friends) omggg ii miisss u liikee soooo muchh
 
"oommmmmmgggggg our high school relationships will effect us for the rest of our livvveeesss" pissin me off. i said to them go make me a samich...... WITH MAYONNAISE ON IT
 
On a more serial note... i refuse to associate with any girl who cannot type in correct English.

Secondly, how the fuck can you just make a thread about this now? Surely it would have been relevant maybe 10 years ago or whenever the fuck msn came out. Seriously.

inb4 slowpoke
 
Didn't you get the memo? All girls' keyboards are broken. They hit a letter once and three or four of that letter appear. For instance, when a guy hits the letter 'a', it shows up 'a'. For a girl it shows up 'aaa'.
 
i hate girls who use the phrase lol seriously

i dont mind the occasional lulz tho

funny-pictures-lol-squid.jpg

 
u know what pisses me off?

when she comes back with my sandwich, i take a bite, and realize she didn't put mustard on it
 
ur a pathetic loser whos probably like 20-25 with a shitty job and no education and no direction in life so u take out your aggression on kids like me who plainly dont want it. if u dont care about my thread, fine, dont comment on it just dont be such a fucking asshole and go away u stupid fuck
 
yea it pisses me off, its not all girls, but it tends to be the skankier/prissier ones. basically they type like they speak, with that whiny tone
 
I "hate" it when fb albums have "meaningful lyrics from overhyped songs" as title:

We Were Fated To Pretend ////

or

Shock Me Like An Electric Eel ///
 
seriously brah i get banned for that^ but in "laugh you lose" there's far worse pictures and videos, even posted by you, shits weak
 
I recently saw this girl who was a friend of a friend on facebook. She was about 20 years old, entirely white, but everything i saw on her facebook page either pointed towards her being black, mentally retarded, or 10 years old. Her name was "lil miiiisss lindsayy" and her picture was of her in front of a mirror with a camera in a very provocative pose. She also had words photoshopped onto the picture (don't ask me how she could possibly know how to use photoshop, it beats me). The words were like "Aaannnd I willll allwaysss loovvveee youuu" and there were a few other sayings, but every word had like 4 unnecessary letters in it. I just don't understand. /rant
 
Ooommgg urr soooo pretty in this piccc!!!

No waii, im soo ugly, it wud look sooo much better with you in itt!!

R u kidding meee?! U need 2 sahre sum of the prettyness!! Its illegal to be that prettyyy!!

Me: Shut the fuck up.
 
I lol'd because he also sent me a pm calling me a fucking faggot.

But just so you know, im 18 and going to university this fall... So i do have quite a bit of direction in my life.

I dont even see how my post was that aggressive.

I guess its just that time of the month again for you.
 
Dude, illiterate girls are 100% always hot. you gotta look past their writing skills and diversify yo bonds!....protect ya god-damn neck!
 
this angers me greatly....along with the overuse of lyrics as picture album titles, photoshopped FB pics with words
 
what pisses me off is when girls put up hundreds of pictureds of them in front of photo booth, with various faces and thinking they're "artsy" by making the colors negative.
 
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