how tall are you?

5'6' and penis is even shorter

Great skiers have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre snowboarders. -Albert Einstein
 
wow, i feel short, 5'4'

When i grow up i wanna be a ski patroler and bitch at those crazy kids with skis that turn up in the back and who ski backwards.... its dangerous you know
 
i'm 5'3' and i'm 17, so i'm done growing. all your lanky kids who say it's the shit being tall, you're wrong, cuz short people have more steeeez than you.

my level of radness... it just can't... be quantified.
 
ride1080 has got it down

pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre face to face do a backflip and in your rotation kick him in the face with your boot. something in his face will break for sure. fights over.-seanPISTOL

or just walk away with his chick making him look like a complete jackass in front of a bunch of s
 
i'm 19 and 5'10

[/i][/b]...stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
-Harvιε .(dfp represent). payce
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'get be-fuckin-hind me, bitch. i said get behind me'
'get behind me? what is that?!'
'if you want me to puke everywhere... go for it'
'i'll make it... wwway more worth while for you not to drink'
'get the fuck away from me, i'm only paying for two'
't-bone is da illest' -'i'm sorry to hear that, i hope he gets better'
 
oh shit, i already posted in here. i musta been drugged or something, cause i can't remember.

[/i][/b]...stick that in your pipe and smoke it!
-Harvιε .(dfp represent). payce
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'get be-fuckin-hind me, bitch. i said get behind me'
'get behind me? what is that?!'
'if you want me to puke everywhere... go for it'
'i'll make it... wwway more worth while for you not to drink'
'get the fuck away from me, i'm only paying for two'
't-bone is da illest' -'i'm sorry to hear that, i hope he gets better'
 
I'm 6'1, atleast I was the last time I checked.

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-Last Element Freeskiing

-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman
 
5' 10"

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Yeahm saran wrap and a couple of rubber bands and your set for some steamy hot, safe sex action. -Mike-O

im not crazy 'cause i take the right pills everyday
 
6' 0" @ 16 yrs

legal in 2 years bitches!!!

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HACIDIC JEWS ARE SOOO HOT RIGHT NOW!!!
 
6'3

*****
If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

'i got a nigroplasti, im good at basketball but now i suck at skiing' - friday01

'Jennifer anistons hair,face,boobs,ass, legs

and dennis rodmans penis' - BigMilne22
 
5'7'' at 18

my boys 6'11" though. hes goign to Fresno next year for basketball as of now (might change- the coach resigned last week and he might come to UMT with me and our friend Austing whose 6'7''. fucking beasts)

'When I was 3 or 4 or 5, I got kicked out of school in Denmark when they relized I didn't speak Danish. Then the sadists I lived with put me to work on a pig farm. Later, I was to get bit by a monkey in Bali and lost in Thailand.'
 
6 even

Im still afloat, i aint the captain of tha yact but im on the boat
I aint actin what im not
Knowin that i dont
 
6' and im 16....it kinda sucks being tall, its harder to reach for grabs

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is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
 
Being tall is no excuse for not having style though, everyone should remember that. It's not just the short people that have style.

-Matt Hollman
 
5'8 and im 16, along with alot of these kids.

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'i have like 2000 black enemies. theyre indestructible.' - Crystal-needs-a-park
 
six foot four. maybe five now.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
6'7" steeeze mac muffins.

A LESSON FROM A HARDCORE SMOKER:

if your really hardcore you can just smoke out of your hands. make a loose fist but keep your fingers together and pack the entire empty space in the middle with herb. then open up your pinky finger enough so that the herb doesnt fall out but you can light it. then just breath in from the top hole and ull get mad respect -eastar5
 
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