How Should I Kill My Boss?

Well you are jealous of me for being more hated than you on here skiierman so I don't know where this is coming from... But lets be honest if I was a 29 year old fuckup still working on my bachelors degree I'd probably call strangers on the web bitches too to make myself feel like less of one.
 
look in all reality OP is prob just mad butthurt, maybe we arent hearing all the details of why he wants to kill his boss, maybe he was having a bad day, blogs exist for a reason, so people can vent, and yes most of those bloggers are vaginas, but no hate, i completely understand op, sometimes i too want to strangle the living fuck out of my AP lit teacher.
 
Wai wait wait....lets break this down.

1) you post about finding ways to kill your boss

2)evil laugh

3) doorbell rings...

This is where i start to not believe this series of events actually happened.

4) you supposedly get up to answer the door to find something, or someone, that startles you. Even to the point of shouting out loud a profanity.

Then you have the wherewithal and time to return to your computer and finish your post by telling us that something startled you.

Just doesnt add up. Calm me crazy but i think you made the whole thing up just so you could have a clever post.

Youre nothing but a great big phony
 
Sneak into his room so when we wakes up in the morning he will your find your nuts gently resting on his eyes.
 
I too sent an e-mail..don't fuck around you dumb shit..this is Newschoolers not your close net group of friends..Don't post about personal shit like your job..I hope you get fired and take your bad vibes with you..
 
Oh so many things wrong with this post including the age aspect but at the core of it, I moved away from my home state 7 years ago and I have yet to tuck my dick and balls inbetween my legs only to return to them as a defeated and pathetic child.

I'm not up-to-date on NS drama but didn't you FAIL out of college?
 
Ah fuck you're completely right! He's an open-and-shut case for the argument that standardized testing is the most accurate way for people to create careers for themselves!
 
U-oh! El_Detectivo Barto is on me! Besides the fact that you just busted down my door, and pretend to be just a "normal" NS'er to actually be the hidden internet police really pisses me off! Here was i on my Mobile NS trying to be helpfull to other people that hate their bosses... But nooooooo guess who the fuck decided to fuck that party up??? Yes indeed it was El_Barto!

He then proceeded to throw me in jail so he and fellow inmates can rape me everyday, and fuck in hell guys... His dick is so un-large that i don't even feel it, so i just pretend that it hurts, so he can walk away thinking he's the man. But enough is enough, im angry now and this time i'll be the last man laughing!!!

SOO, he doesn't know that iv'e started to dig a hole out of my cell! The revenge will be swift and sweet, he wont evenn see this coming!!

I GOT OUT OF THAT INFECTED SHIT HOLE, AND FINALLY I MANAGED TO GO BACK HERE ON NS AND POST THIS HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAH HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW EL_BARTO??? NOW EVERYONE KNOWS THAT YOU'RE A RAPIST AND THE INTERNET POLICE!!!!!

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this thought process bothers me, although yes, your boss was being ignorant, "perfect turns" is not being stuck in the 80s, neither is mogul skiing. A ton of the best pros with style all have backgrounds in moguls, and learning proper turns, not just sliding around on your tails in the park.

Your boss is ignorant, you are ignorant.
 
Either op is retarded or just doesn't care about his job. As soon as I saw the "thread sent in to boss" post I would have immediately deleted the thread. Smarten up op.
 
This thread is bananas. But, one question:

How will the children learn the way of the perfect turn when all they can see is billowing FD parachutes?
 
pull your pants up and do your jerb, dress like an inbred wannabe gangster on your own time and your own dime.
 
pull your pants up and do your jerb, dress like an inbred wannabe gangster on your own time and your own dime.
 
I'm scared to read any further... I don't care that you're gay but keep your homo fantasies to yourself. We don't want to hear that shit.
 
I feel your pain man, I left my home mountain because the ski school director was a self centered hypocritic ass. So here is my short story.

In 2010, I got my level 1 CSIA by recommendation from my parents. Years before I completed freeskiing 1 (PNCE) and coached for a season with the acrobatic team I used to be a part of. I was the guy that had the most park experience and my goal was the park and pipe certification to be able to teach my love. But I got fucked by the CSIA, lost bunch of money, and talked to the director for a reexamination. He promised me the world. Every week I would ask and he would put it off... for 2 years!

I make an agreement with the guy that I will volunteer with larger groups and save your asses when an instructor flakes out. In exchange, he will ski with me and help me learn hoe the Alliance wants me to ski. He agreed.

The first year, I did 10 hrs of volunteer work. I would receive a panic call at 8am most of the time asking me to come in for a school. I did enjoy giving the lessons, but my love still was the park. After the course, both director were gone. Every time I asked for a ride, they were "too busy" with the director's pets.

The next year I did 6, I began to refuse the groups given to me in advance, but they never caught on. This time I had a strategy. I started a park team from interested skiers and our group grew to 10 riders. I even had adults asking for mogul tricks and clinics as well and how to jump or show a kid how to do a rail. Some of the guys got their park certification, but constantly get denied to give park courses by the ski school. I told everyone I was leaving the next year. My 2 year goal was not achieved. In 2012, with only a quick thanks from the co-director, I packed my gear and went West.

Last I heard, only 2 of the crew is left. The best guys all left the school to work at better, nearby centers. The school was disorganized and the director now got promoted to the center director.
 
Just skiing moguls is so damn fun. The way mogul skiing is run and governed is wack as fuck, and slope/pipe is shifting towards that way as well now. Having to be apart of a team and having a coach as a requirement for an individual sport is just ridiculous. That's why being stuck in the "80s" with mogul coaches and turns is lame, kills the fun/creativity. But yes learning to properly turn is very important, but does not need to be learned in a mogul program.
 
I work with OP and we dont teach in our FD/saga/jiberish. We have redcoats which we all buy and have always worn during out lessons. The meeting he was talking about was the one of the first days of the mountain being open and he was out freeskiing and came in for the meeting just about the start of the year. with the other 100+ teachers. During the middle of the meeting he told him to stand up and say not to wear this during teaching, which we never had. WE WERE ALSO TOLD WE COULD NEVER EVER WEAR OUR REDCOATS WHILE IN THE TERRAIN PARK.Secondly did you guys actually email yawgoo because thats seriously a dick move. We should all support each other on newschoolers.
 
Thank you! and no i have not been fired. And believe it or not since the time someone emailed them last week, i have recieved double the lessons than i usually get. The point of the thread was not so someone could go off and fuck me in the ass, dont understand how that came about. And yes im being supper butthurt but only because now my job could be on the line because i just tried to make a stupid thread.
 
Just for shits and gigs im really curious as to what you said to my boss, and i bet i can vouch for anyone looking at this thread, that it would be a whole lot more interesting to see what you said. I was ready to take the bull shit from the newschooler members, but i didn't believe people would go this far. So y dont you share with us what you said...

 
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