How should I get back at this kid....?

ATLskier

ATLskier

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So this douche bag decided to sharpie a bunch of shit to my door(like the entire door) after I wrote 2 words on the side of the door with dry erase thinking it would come off. I even confronted him about it and he was a bitch saying that he was justified to wrtite over my entire door for me writing 2 small words with dry erase.

Anyways...how should I get this motherfucker back?
 
kidnap him, knock him out, stuff him in the trunk of your car, drive out to the middle of the woods in the middle of the night, tie him securely to a tree, and make a large circle of raw uncooked meat around him. then leave.
 
i wouldn't do anything to his car cause he is just going to do something worse back to your car then your car will be fucked.
just burn his house down or something like that
 
take a shit and whip ur ass but save one tissue u used to whipgo to his dorm room and wake him up by whipping the shit on his face
 
Hahaha. I did that with a flaming shit bag once. I lit it on fire and i took a seat on their swinging loveseat on their lawn and watched the carnage.
 
make his parents into chili, its proball the only way.
or take the hinges off his door,a dn hide them, he wont have a door any moor!(rhymage FTW)
 
IM ONLY USING CAPS TO STRESS THE POWER OF THIS PRANK....

buy like 10 really cheap battery powered alarm clocks from walmart.

and im assuming your in college, so wait till finals and then the night before his biggest final, sneak into his room and hide all 10 of those alarm clocks in really hard to find spots. now make sure you set each one to go off about 45 minutes after the last one so he will just start to fall asleep when the next one goes off.

he'll wake up the next morning tired as hell and severly pissed off and most likely do bad on his final. spending a whole semester in a class and trying hard in it only to fail it at the end is one of the most brutal paybacks i could think of...
 
rub ur ass on his pillow and see if you can get him some pinkeye. nothing more embarrassing that walkin around with pinkeye cus shit went in ur eye
 
tie him up and duck tape over his mouth and dress him in a robe & wizard hat. take him to a really public place and drop him off wit a sign around his neck that reads "I LIKE 10 YEAR OLD BOYS"
 
these are brutal. keep in mind he doens't have a car and I dont ahve a car. He lives a couple doors down and across the hall from me. I like the flaming bag of dog shit. He is pretty stupid and would go for that. the piss cup is good too.

I was thinking of shit boxing it...taking a shit and putting it in a box and hiding it no where near where he can find it.

 
pee on his bed, and put a log o shit in his pillow case. he wont be draing on youre door any time soon. although he may pee/shit in youre bed vicinity.
 
put an m80 under his door, then poor a bunch of flower all around it and on top of it. light it, knock and run like hell
 
get a saudering tool and sauder (sp) is door lock together and lock him out, and this was the key wont work

bitchesss
 
totally butter the floor.

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or just take some 2 part epoxy dough mix it up and press it into the key hole after he leaves his room. it basically ruins the lock and is a lot quicker than trying to solder it.
 
+karma for a wu tang reference

but im assuming your in college, so if this kid has a bike, take off one of his wheels and replace it with a really tiny bike wheel from a little girls bike.
 
you could always piss on his door handels, in the winter it works better .... and jam some poo, your own works best, as human poo is uber gross, under the door handels. then try pouring fish juice into his air intake vents. the car will stink like fish and he will have to touch your poo. that should do it.

you probably dont want to claim this, I did it to a friend of mine, and later he filled my back pack with shit. just befor we left on a trip. peace was then established, as the next step probably involved giving some one aids.
 
skeet on his pillow.....hahha but I'd take a shit on a newspaper, and put it in random places, like closet, under his bed, in pillow case ect. ect.
 
GAY PORN HIS WHOLE ROOM

it was in another prank thread can't remember who did it but aparently it doesn't break any rules

and when i say everything, i mean EVERYTHING
 
heres what you do... find someone with a cat and a litre of 7up. Take some cat shit and put it on the roof of his car on a sunny day and pour the 7up all over. and then walk away.
 
sit down and have a long and thoughtful talk with him........no fuck that kick the shit out of him and bust his fucking knees
 
can you get on his computer? if he has xp, there is a way to change his password and lock him out of his own computer
 
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