How safe is Moscow, Russia?

yes, exactly.

just because someone doesnt smile at you doesnt mean they dont like you or are going to try and jump you later that night. its just how they are and most eastern european countries.
 
Same in Finland, basically.

I was riding a train with my ex in '10 and she was happy and smiles all over, when the couple in front of us, maybe in their 50s, said, quote unquote:

"What the fuck is that fucking retard smiling and laughing at, stupid bitch, is she fuccking high or something!?"

 
i know someone who went there who got there head stuck in a rotating door and by the time they got him out he'd been ass raped 23 times. i dunno tho, looks safe enough
 
Lived there for six months when I was younger. Moscow is like most major cities, If you don't look for trouble you'll be fine.
 
I knew this russian who went to my school freshmen year, and he was a crazy motherfucker. he lived like a block away so he would go home everyday at lunch and get shit faced off vodka then go back to school wasted. but for real, dont fuck with russians.
 
I was just waiting on my parents blessing, and they are like, it's free, you are going!
 
Yeah we have a russian kid at our school to who goes fucking HAM at parties.

Last one I was at he was blackout drunk before it even started. He ended up puking and then passing out 2 seconds later face first in his own puke and then proceeded to piss his pants. We put him in the bath tub to sleep.

Not a fuck was given.
 
my mom went to moscow and saw bears play hockey

i would go live in russia if it meant i could see bears play hockey. even if i was sexually tortured every other day i was there. i would still get to see bears play hockey
 
also carry a video camera with you everywhere, it seems every crazy fucking video of people getting destroyed by cars, buildings falling down and just generally crazy shit happens in russia.
 
Off all the things you do, don't drive a black Porsche Cayenne.Police will think you are bank robber and arrest you in an efficient Russian way:

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(The guys in the first porsche were innocent but unluckily their ride had the exact same description as the one from the bank robbers including a 177 license plate.)
 
Just go with the flow dude. My history reached (he's insanely smart) was there once and he said just stick to you and your group, stay out of alleys and don't start shit. Just use logic. Have fun, I can only wish to go one day.
 
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