How retarded is this

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asac

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My mom threw away my paycheck for $157. i'm fucking pissed. it wasn't even in a pile of other junk papers, nor was it on a counter but in my room on my nightstand. she owes me.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
ohh just have your accountant or accounting department cancel the last one and have them reissue another

God is an American.
 
thats pretty fuckin retarded

girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES

 
just tell your boss what happened. they can write you another one

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the harder you work,

the luckier you get
 
look in the garbage?

'No its okay, I'm shaved' White Women

'I heard of Trimin the hedges, but you done scorched the earth..' Dave Chapelle.

patj
 
thats gay im sure u can get it reissued or somthin

-COUNTRY MUSIC GIVES YOU HERPES-

- Hey kids, theres juice under the sink! -

Recipe for making an ass of yourself:

1. Become as gay as possible.

2. Try to fit in.

3. Drink the bong water.

 
P-JO, you think i didn't look threw the garbage? and the recycling bin, and every where else.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.

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hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
Your mom won't reimburse you? I mean if i threw my dad's paycheck in the trash I,d have to pay it back and get a lot of shit too.

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'Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!
 
sell her off as a prostitute until she earns all the money back

'On a scale of 1 - 10, you all are extremely gay' - coolcat410

'Wow, half of you people is morons' - sporegasm

'im gonna vote fer bush bec he has done good things' - estaked

'There is nothing wrong with Pres. Bush.' - ScratchCobra66

 
its good to hear kids are getting jobs these days instead of mooching off their parents.

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-steve

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.

born to shine at home and over border lines.]
 
i made 47.39 dollers last week. i wash dishes. =)

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
thats just great

no, you get a rear wheel drive car, and do a donut, and punt them across the street with the tail of the car. that's how to do it with ghetto bling bling steeze.-Bangor

 
^ stop making pointless posts. you're a fucking post whore. you always make posts like 'ha ha' or 'nice'. its really annoying me. in conclusion, go get jizzed on.

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Reagan's Body Dies

In related news, Nancy Reagan available at 82
 
derek, i know that you dont like me, but i am in complete agreement with you. brent, i dont think i have ever read one thing of yours that wasnt more that 3 words long.

I dont want a large Farva!

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...
 
ya i think brent just puts those things so he cna get more posts i dunnno tho

'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go nads' the squirle
 
good call^. post something important not just something stupid like 'ha ha.

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line skis- because skiing needs a future

 
i say you beat down on your mum

-Nick

'He was probably beating it to some sexy orangatang tittes in a national geographic' - Lateralis

'We dared this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court. oops...' - Skiierman
 
i say make your mom pay you back, and go get the check canclled and a new one reissued.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later -skierdudeguy

violence, in canada? go spew your bullshit on somebody eles\' chest, we dont want that around here.-Mommy
 
^dude thats an awosme idea, like you get twice as much money...i dunno if it would work but i would totally try that. and also, did you mean like mean to throught it away?? wait...stupid question. what kind of horrible devil mom would through away her sons pay cheak?

the term 'fuck you'actually came from 'pluck yew' it was from when the english was fightin the french and the french would cut off the englishes middle finger because they used it to pluck the yew which was a bow and arrow....so they would show their middle fingers to the french

-Bristolrider
 
go to ur boss and tell them what happened. i bet theyd understand and probabl;y believe u. they have like a slip that tells what number the chec kwas and who it went t o. they can use that to cancel it and write u out a neww 1

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it

 
i made over 350$ this week at one job, then about 75 at another. so all in all, ill get to take home about 350$$ hehe

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everybody that will be old enough to vote needs to realize that we need to get our dictator bush out of office, he is an ignorant fuck, and cant string together a sentence to save his life. he cant se that there are ways around war, and he needs to be gone

If people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

 
This is a nothing to worry about, you can always ask your boss issue you a new check as long it's not more than 90 days old. Depending on your company's policy.

 
o sweet thats asome i wish i could work adn had a polisy

'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go nads' the squirle
 
yeah, i've lost checks before. getting it reissued isn't a problem at all though, most places like to keep employees happy. no $ = unhappy employees = melted ice cream.

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That's Mr. Bangor to you!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

 
I make $200 bucks a week refereeing. I almost lost my check once but I found it. Unfortunately it went throught the wash so i just had them reissue a new check. Its all good.

JIBARITO

(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

Guitaring for life

 
i get like 200$ a check (every two weeks) but i work at a private country club so i make mad tips, i make like 50-100$ everytime i work its nice

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a good friend will always bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting there next to you saying that was fucking awsome

time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas

 
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