How often do you..

antwone

antwone

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Hi ns, i want to know how often you guys take a shit, and what you do while your on the toilet.

I usually go twice a day and read anything i have near me.

Do you think girls shit less then man

debate
 
I shit probably once or twice a day, and I can do it comfortably under a minute most of the time. It's a gift.
 
most of the time it takes me 30 seconds but i stay on the bowl reading for half an hour so shitting takes a big part of my life
 
no word of a lie, i can dump an entire shit in literally 20- 30 seconds

sometimes it takes longer, but never longer than a few minutes

i always wondered why my friends would go on about how they would do all this different stuff while they shit, i was so confused, until i found out i just go abnormally fast. my one friend even has time to play multiple games of madden on his psp.

its pretty good i guess.
 
3-4 usually..... i shit a lot more than most people it seems. I guess i have a fast metabolism?

I eat relatively healthy too.. lots of fruits and vegetables. I find I get behind on my shitting schedule if I eat poorly.
 
i already posted in this thread but it was stupid so i am re-doing

in reality i shit about once a day, sometimes only once every two days. due to my work/school/ski schedule i dont have very regular eating habits. when i do shit, it takes me a good 15 minutes, not to actually push it out, just the whole ritual, and i only shit in my own house, and in one or two other secret shitting places.

%100 of the time, i clog the toilet when i shit. this is no joke. first i shit, then i flush/unclog (every bathroom in my house has a plunger) then i wipe, then i flush again.
 
usually once a day, maybe twice. takes a pretty short amount of time unless mexican was consumed the night before...
 
haha i use to have secret shitting spot too when i was younger that shit was a ritual with my friends
 
you go TWICE a day??!!!!! shit! you must eat a fuckload. im only a one-a-day guy. i read and listen to music
 
courtesy flush kiddddd...if you feel a bigg one comin have your hand at the ready to hit the flush just as it detaches from you bum, ittle be sucked down the drain swiftly and smoothly. I haven't clogged a toilet since nam with that tactic
 
2 times a day?! thats fcuked, you guys must be shitting little dear pellets.

for me its usually like 2 times every 3 days.

2 a days only happen if i get interrupted usually
 
once a day usually, sometimes twice but very rarely, also sometimes i'll miss a day

i have a friend who regularly shits like 4-6 times a day
 
Usually two, sometimes one, sometimes three. Every single day after school. If i don't take my after school shit, i feel like crap(lol) for the rest of the day. I never shit at school unless a massive diahrrea explosion in my colon is imminent. I can count the number of times i've shitted at school on one hand. I always take my laptop or my itouch and look through NS and hold conversations on facebook with people who don't know that i'm secretly shitting while i'm talking. Little do they know :)

Also, the actual act of shitting rarely takes me more than a few minutes. I guess it's just a ritual thing, and a peace and solidarity thing. If i have to read a book for school, i've been known to knock out half of it in one session.
 
Once when i wake up, once during the day after eating a bit, once after dinner, maybe another before bed. Repeat.
 
excelent pun my freind

and once a day same time everyday and i read uncle johns bathroom reader, greatest book invented
 
always right after I wake up, occasionally in the evening. i do nothing while i'm on the toilet, my longest shit of my life has probably been like 1 min tops, except at work when I use it as an excuse to leave for like 15 mins, but I always just shit at the end.
 
I'm convinced that I have never gained weight because I drop bombs pretty much after each meal. It's actually coming back to haunt me, I dropped a pant size this year.
 
twice a day

and typically i just play solitaire on my cell phone

but i used to read anything within reach

i'm sure at one point i had every ingredient on the soap dispenser memorized
 
the strange thing is that i eat a lot of fibrous things, like lots of fruits and veggies. i'm not very unhealthy...i wonder why i shit so infrequently
 
I probaly shit 2-3 times a day. An no i aint no power shitter like some of you guys, it usually take me like 30-40 min no lie. i get pretty bored
 
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