i already posted in this thread but it was stupid so i am re-doing
in reality i shit about once a day, sometimes only once every two days. due to my work/school/ski schedule i dont have very regular eating habits. when i do shit, it takes me a good 15 minutes, not to actually push it out, just the whole ritual, and i only shit in my own house, and in one or two other secret shitting places.
%100 of the time, i clog the toilet when i shit. this is no joke. first i shit, then i flush/unclog (every bathroom in my house has a plunger) then i wipe, then i flush again.