How often do you pros get laid?

THUNT836

THUNT836

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Seriously curious, was thinking about this earlier. Do pros feed upon their female fans like musical artists, athletes, etc do or is the free skiing scene and female involvement in it too small and tight knit to allow for that sort of debauchery? Who are the pimps of the free skiing game?

Any pros or AMs with related stories feel free to post
 
Mate, whenever a pro enters a bar the gash will form an orderly queue.

They are knee-deep in clunge wherever they go.
 
Some get laid more than others, think of it as a spectrum with Jon Olsson at one end, and all th other pros are staggered in descending order after that.
 
It very much depends on the pro.

Really though, its not just about being pro, most of it comes from the extreme amount of confidence that you have to possess to be a professional athlete. I mean if you're guinea pigging a 140' BC booter with a switch dub cork 10... you need to believe that you're fucking absolutely amazing. You need to believe it to the absolute core of your being, or else its completely ludicrous to even attempt most of the shit these guys do every day.

Women pick up on confidence. Any guy that walks into the bar like he owns the place seems to do quite well - especially with the bar-star type crowd. You may not form long-lasting love... but you can probably have a high success rate. Trust me - women find confidence extremely attractive, and for some reason they also seem to love that bad boy twinge to it.

Pros are confident, usually fairly wild, athletic and are famous to someone.

Might as well be sweating pheremones.
 
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You should be pretty confident too being one of the founders of this website. Either way you probly make more money than almost all pro skiers, so thats gotta help your confidence too.
 
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Just take the number of pros and divide by (the number of pink names times the average slut factor).

The tricky part will be figuring out that "slut factor." Some sort of survey would be needed.
 
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