How often do you poop

[IaMpRo]

record 7 times today!!!!!!!

 

[Casual.]

when i wake upafter lunch

some point during the evening

and if i drink coffee that day i'll probably shit sometime around like 10 AM or so because coffee makes everything run straight through my body

 

[easiestEC]

 

[whoa-dere]

i actually haven't pooped since monday, real talk

 

[TijmenDal]

Haha.

2 times a day for me.

 

[T-MAIN]

solid 7 times a day

 

[Olde_English]

the guy im rooming with in ireland has literally shit 8 times today. he says that beer fucks with his motabalism but i think he's just wierd

 

[*kF_pauLo-]

Twice mostly, can be 3 times on a good (or bad) day.

 

[Rialb]

and fucked up bump of the year goes to...

 

[Broommasta]

im a slow developer of shit, usually once a day or once every two days

 

[Deluge]

once a day before i go to bed, its quite convenient.

 

[whoa-dere]

about to right now. i poop once a day sometimes once two-three days

 

[Chinchi]

Once daily, I almost shit my pants at KILLINGTOM once though...

 

[skiminnesota]

this thread got me thinking. i dont think i have pooped since wednesday.

I tend to shit like 2 times a week or so.

 

[El_Barto.]

I just got done with 10 days of antiobiotics and i pooped like 4 times a day and non of them were satisfying

 

[coolflash8]

probs every 2 days which is weird because i eat a lot

 

[Avifarer]

atleast twice sometimes 3 times. i cant even remember the last day i didnt take atleast 1 shit

 

[Poop_nugget]

around twice a day

 

[whoa-dere]

damn you guys poop so much. how much comes out in one session?

 

[FerrisBueller]

what the fucking hell

 

[mmmpoundcake]

well i have ulcerative colitis so id say.. 4 times of solid honkers coming out...

when i flair up it can be as much as 20 times a day

 

[skiminnesota]

just got done on the porcelain throne.... maybe my body is just superior at using everything it takes in and leaves nothing to waste? hhaha

over the summer when i was guzzelling the coffee and up at 530am everyday i was more regular than a german train. every morning at 830am after my first cup of coffee was gone i would take the most glorious 10 minute shit break at work.

 

[Mr.Luke]

Twice a day.

Morning.

After school.

 

[Jeebus.]

I only poop when i know its gonna hurt coming out.

 

[Rialb]

Usually around 3-4 times a day here. Significant ones too.

 

[Duenskie]

4-5 times a day. If you are very healthy i.e getting proper diet/ exercise a young male should defecate 3-6 times a day.

 

[C.A.V.]

Dude what.. I take like 3-5 massive poops everyday

 

[PeteSpin]

Same. It varies depending on how healthy I eat.

 

[cbj]

Sometimes hundreds of thousands of times a day

 

[Anathema]

daily, occasionally skip a day. so maybe 5-6 times a week?

 

[Spiri7o]

Once a day

 

[whoa-dere]

Strange

 

[norton.]

id say about 16 times a day on a high fibre diet

 

[foodbuffet11]

Their was one time where I didn't poop for almost 7 days, I didn't realize it for awhile.

 

[SterlingArcher]

is it bad if after i go 2 full weeks without shedding a brown tear?

 

[whoa-dere]

No that's great. You have intestines of steel

 

[Laurent.]

Not true, quoiting myself from 2nd page:

"Normal is defined as anything from 3 times a day to once every 3 days"

This is from a medical textbook, I doubt that's wrong.

 

[blackmamba.]

changed my patterns. at least 2 times a day

 

[LawrenceOfALabia]

 

[DaveM]

usually once a day, but some days I may skip a poo if I don't eat a lot.

 

[beezey]

Never

 

[2L208]

truth be spoken

girls never poop, scientific fact

 

[Spinoza]

Thank you.

I came here expecting the worst when I saw you post.

Thank you.

 

[chickenonabun]

like 4 times a day

 

[accualyisdolan]

Once a month. Still overdue for octobers

 

[gusestomp]

2-3 times a day.

Sometimes I go in the mornings like 6 A.M.

Ususally right when I get home from school, 3 P.M.

At night about 8:30P.Mish

 

[Spinoza]

Just peed in an all girl apartment and ther was poo splatter all over the bowl and rim... FUCK!

I'm sorry pinknames, this is just how it is, you need to make sure that doesn't happen. It's just how it is.

 

[JzD.]

I'm actually surprised by some of the posts in this thread haha

 

[Altec620]

as much as i can. pooping is fun!

 

[TooTanked]

The "after schooler" is a doozie...