How often do you poop

for me during finals week i drink lots of grapefruit juice

needless to say my shit is runny
 
this.

Except for last fall, I think I might have gotten giardia or something camping because I drank strait stream water (can't remember why, I guess I was just really thirsty). Anyway, it made me have to go 3-4 times a day. It was right during cross country season too, which sucked so much. I couldn't run without having to take a dump, so I just pretended I was really tired and walked or said I had cramps.
 
nah, it's strait. this happens occasionally and then i just unload. it usually sucks a lot when i do. there's something wrong with my digestive system but w/e
 
Is this because you are afraid to shit your pants working out? For me its once every 1 or 2 days now, better than before, it was like once almost a week, no joke
 
holy shit i take shits every like 4 days or so. im gon die. i dont know how you guys go so many times in one day. me i just wait until the urge comes. do you guys just force it
 
Normal is defined as anything from 3 times a day to once every 3 days.For me it's once in three days, but when I go: it's like a magnificent 10 inch long solid dildo shaped turd with a 4/5 inch circumference that I shoot out in a single push.

It's convenient, but it often leads to overflowing toilets because my incredibly solid poo can barely be flushed.
 
I haven't pooped in a solid 10 days since my arm surgery. Fucking anaesthesia and painkillers cloggin up mah bowels
 
I poop more then I fap, I often question my sexuality and why IT FEELS SO GOOD TO TAKE SHIIIIIITS!!!!!!!

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Voiding waste has obvious biological importance. What would happen if an organism didnt remove their waste products?

Well in the case of humans, we would literally be filled with shit.

Then what? We wouldnt be able to ingest anything new because our guts would be filled to capacity.

Now the gut is constantly moving food towards the exit.

As the end of the line gets filled up, it stretches and we can feel this and the associated pressure internally. So voiding wastes releases the pressure.

And yes in the case of an really big turd you can stimulate your prostate.

The muscles around the prostate contract during ejaculation, and when you manually stimulate the prostate with fingers or even a turd, you are mimicking the process of ejaculation. The prostate plays an important role in the production of seminal fluid and is involved in the "release" of ejaculate. And as you know, ejaculation feels good.

No need to question your sexuality.
 
at least 2 times a day. depends how much coffee i drink i guess. or how much i drank the night before... gotta hate the booze poos.
 
A question to all the girls; when you poop, since you do not have anything obstructing your view, do you watch your poop come out?
 
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