How not to give a fuck about pickup lines

[Hypno_Cat]

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[a.bott]

lol

 

[theBearJew]

"Wanna go halfzies on a baby?"

"How do you like your eggs in the morning. Fertilized?"

"Are you retarded? Cause I think your special"

 

[SkiJay.]

this

or..

"i have a big dick and alot of money"

 

[Mike-O]

The Mario Kart line actually works, though.

 

[K-Dot.]

on mobile so might not work

 

[Aiden-P]

fuck me if im wrong...

 

[theBearJew]

Yes continue...

 

[nacho.steez]

when i say " hey whats up, smiley face" that always works

 

[Flacko]

i like the one thats how do you like your eggs, scrambled or fertialised.

 

[Peachbutt]

"Nice shoes, let's fuck."

 

[corona]

"I just shit my pants, can I get in yours?" is wonderful

 

[JzD.]

I just like opening with "let's fuck"

 

[ski-swagga]

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[bangarangmules]

Best line.

 

[a.bott]

My love for you is like diarhea, I just can't hold it in

 

[HamFaceGirl]

Yo gurl, what that thing smell like

 

[Gypsy_Skier]

anyone notice the skiing stunts video link at the end? curious to see how extreme those stunts are gonna be..

 

[Kreech]

I think my penis is dead; can I bury it in your b-hole?

 

[Nate_Higgers]

If I were a bowl of cheerios, would you be the honey on my nuts?

Do you work at subway? cause your giving me a footlong

are you iris? cause my penis is dublin

Is that a shovel in your back pocket? Cause i'm diggin yo ass