How NOT to do a 360.

Kotelet

Kotelet

Active member
Flying straight of the kicker and trying to start the rotation mid-air. Looks funny though.

anyone?:...

___________

My knee is like my skiing... Really bad... (I like beer)
 
haha yeah that's a good way not to do one.

_____________

''I'd rather die in flaming glory than live a life of mediocrity.''

-Mark Hoppus
 
go off the super park jump and lean back

XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx

ya, i know, mommy and daddy got me a cell hpone, but it was for safety reasons while driving the lexus they bought me.
 
starting too soon bites ass too.

----------------------

'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

~221
 
the best way not to do a 360 is........................... getting tips from ns

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
over or underroatition sucks balls

---------------------------------------------------------

High North session 4

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!' A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?' The entire class does its Best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, 'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.'-Kris
 
haha, the funniest is when u see someone try, and then they go all off axis and BAM!!! they are on the ground crying

-Matty

High North Session 4, 2004

 
the best way not to do a 360 is when you go off the lip and your skis pop off. Or better yet one ski pops off.

JIBARITO

(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

Guitaring for life

 
hahhhhhhhhhahhahaahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahhahah ehhhhhhhah hahhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaa i quit ns

w.m.h
 
haha, the funniest is when u see someone try, and then they go all off axis and BAM!!! they are on the ground crying

yeah that's hilarious man. ??

 
^that 1ws funny cause thats what i did. i did a cork7 instead my friend said and i blacked out in midair. cleared the landing by ten feet. they said i walked out of the trail, but i dont remember any of that. all i remember is my friend asking me what day it was and i said 'why dont u tell me what day it is' or sumthing like that. ididnt cry though, i was just in a daze for like half an hour. yup, had mild concussion and my goggles jammed into the side of my face s oi got sum nice stitches.

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it

 
how did you black out midair?

_____________

''I'd rather die in flaming glory than live a life of mediocrity.''

-Mark Hoppus
 
that's the thing, i dont know. the doc said that when sumthing tramatic or whatever happens, ur brain just shuts u down in a certain way. i dont even remember landing on my face

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it

 
the funniest is wen u start to rotate on the lip and u catch an edge and u go into a flipping frenzy! only seen it on board yet, but that dude was so screwed. into orbit

Death to POP
 
I tried that once on skis... Kindda landed on my head but was alright. It really sucks!

___________

My knee is like my skiing... Really bad... (I like beer)
 
its all about hucking the snot outta your 360 then screwing up huge, good fun and good laughs.

________________________________________________________________

^^ya i was talking to defy and they might hook me up with a t-shirt and some condoms. -Lj5

here's the list of ways to spell 'sponsorship'

sponership

sponsership

sponcership

sponsorschip

spencership

spannnncership

spoooooonsorship

and finally,

@%%$#Ffadfkjljsdship -Flatspinner
 
hucking threes on 6 inch jumps is a bad idea

'On a scale of 1 - 10, you all are extremely gay' - coolcat410

'Wow, half of you people is morons' - sporegasm

'im gonna vote fer bush bec he has done good things' - estaked

'There is nothing wrong with Pres. Bush.' - ScratchCobra66

'Everyday the biased scum-of-the-earth imbecile that is Bill O'Reilly never ceases to amaze me with his overall idiocy and lack of grey cells between his ears.' - trevorwoulddoit

 
that loks so funny and then they jerke their heads and shoulders and their arms are way behind them and they rotate only 270 and crash and hit their head

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
 
exactly what happend to me^

________________________________________________________________

^^ya i was talking to defy and they might hook me up with a t-shirt and some condoms. -Lj5

here's the list of ways to spell 'sponsorship'

sponership

sponsership

sponcership

sponsorschip

spencership

spannnncership

spoooooonsorship

and finally,

@%%$#Ffadfkjljsdship -Flatspinner
 
Tahoefreeski, i didn't even have time to think what i was doing, let alone get scared. i think the last thing i thought was that i overrotated. i was in a 540 position when i blacked out. i hucked the shit outta it too. haha, i didnt even know i was corked.

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it

 
That'll make it a half backflip to facegrind.

___________

My knee is like my skiing... Really bad... (I like beer)
 
when i was in the early stages of learning 360s i'd hit this large jump and spin and go so far off axis i'd land flat on my back, my shoulder felt like they'd been hit w/ a sledge hammer

Latvians rock harsh
 
get to 230 and swear in the air and give up. then pick up your skis on the landing and throw a huge temper tantrum to confirm to everyone that you are a hack.

_______________

Afterlame, fall 04
 
I love watching guys overshoot the landing. Shit is like a gag reflex, as soon as you know your fucked, your legs spread wide open...that's kinda like all the girls I date too I suppose.

 
^I bet you land smooth 360s all the time then eh?

________________________________________________________________

^^ya i was talking to defy and they might hook me up with a t-shirt and some condoms. -Lj5

here's the list of ways to spell 'sponsorship'

sponership

sponsership

sponcership

sponsorschip

spencership

spannnncership

spoooooonsorship

and finally,

@%%$#Ffadfkjljsdship -Flatspinner
 
i hate it when ur doing switch and spin way to soon and fall hard god that sux i hate that

we bet this retarded kid to smoke a blunt on a bus. he got a 30 day suspension and had to go to court... oops.-Skiierman

no, you get a rear wheel drive car, and do a donut, and punt them across the street with the tail of the car. that's how to do it with ghetto bling bling steeze.-Bangor

 
i tend to go off axis when doing 360's anywhere, even on the ground.

Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get the neat sneakers?!?!
 
i hate when you go for 3 and the lip of the jump is so destroyed from 9 year old snow borders climbing up because they couldnt get any speed and they have to get the satisfaction of crawling over the park feature just so they can tell some older friend that they did a jump thus ruining it for everyone else and causing you to catch an edge on the lip anland on you face

òÄɧñ
 
this is fun... More... more... How NOT to do 360's

___________

My knee is like my skiing... Really bad.
 
Yep im goin to say we should already ban this justinjames turner sounds like we have a brentharlem all over again!! We should put up a no tolernace policy on NS

Pete is currently sulking around Mt. Hood, shooting with Poor Boyz Productions and hitting on Kristi Leskinen. 'She hates guys,' Pete lamented, 'so it’s not going good.' Apparently Canada isn’t the only thing that’s tough for Pete to get into.
 
do a 180.

and shut up justin

here is a slogan of a japanese snack company (concerning a certain type of potatoe chip):

baked freshly so in large oil, that we can together eat happily this delicious food product
 
Some people kindda throw their arms way to one side just before the lip and then throw them as hard as they can to the other side when they reach it. Thats ok, if they didn't keep their head looking at the landing resulting in a somewhat corked 180 spreadeagle/kosac/daffy lawndart to facelanding. You know what I mean?

___________

My knee is like my skiing... Really bad.
 
i got a friend just like that kotelet, he winds up like crazy then just hucks penis 7s and stuff off tiny jumps, not too long ago he landed on his head tryin a 9 and blacked out, no steeze watsoever

-----------------

take no prisoners
 
how not to do a 360: off of the little lip on the backside of the poles on chairlifts. sucks, most of the time they're not big enough, and if you hit the pole, your screwed.

-------

damned TWO PLANKERS

 
what sucks is when your going off a moderate jump and go for a 180 lui kang and overotate to like 270 something and eat it like a fat man at mcdonalds

 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top