how my boxers died

bitchassphatz

bitchassphatz

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i've come to a conclusion.....boxers are made so thin so they'll rip..........you guys ever had the ball part of your boxers rip....i have........its how they keep us buying them damn things.....i say we make thick materialed boxers that still breathe well so you don't get mad swamp ass........who's in!

a conversation with jizack:

jizack97801: your spankin it aren't ya brother

bitch ass phatz: how'd you know?

jizack97801: well i figured thats what i was doin so i don't know dude i just knew

bitch ass phatz: dude i am putting that in my sig

jizack97801: go ahead and give er hell and put it in there, I aint scared

jizack97801: dudes beat it and thats the fuckin bottom line

jizack97801: quote unquote

jizack97801: its like dude, good whackin it is just like livin in a primal scream
 
Dunno what you're on about..never had that problem.

Although the button the fly thingy part sometimes comes undone, which can make Mr Winky come out occasionally.

Can be awkward when I sleep in my boxers and have to get up with someone in the room.

But yea, morning glory is even worse in that situation.

What gravity?
 
d00d i totally know what you're talking about! i go through at least two pairs of boxers a month!!



'I am going back online. I feel safe there.' - Piot Modrak aka lord_piot

Frostmonkey

 
what, you only wear two pairs of boxers a month.

if your monkey was misbehaving, would you spank it?
 
i have that problem too. now though, i mostly just wear boxer/briefs. they are great

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
yeah, ive had that part wear out too... not on old navy boxers tho, old navy makes the best boxers ive ever worn and soon they will be the only brand i own.

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all i buy are joe boxers...by FAR the most comfortable around...

...and actually i only wear one pair a month thank you very much!



'I am going back online. I feel safe there.' - Piot Modrak aka lord_piot

Frostmonkey

 
im in but it has to be breathable...yesterday it was so hot here my balls felt like olives in a martini

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'

newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

 
haha, my old navy's rip man, i threw out three pairs cuz i hate huge holes in the nuts.....actually i don't think i threw them out, i'll still wear them.......more breathable haha.......but yea, im gonna make something you all wait....then you better buy them, otherwise i would've wasted my time.....

a conversation with jizack:

jizack97801: your spankin it aren't ya brother

bitch ass phatz: how'd you know?

jizack97801: well i figured thats what i was doin so i don't know dude i just knew

bitch ass phatz: dude i am putting that in my sig

jizack97801: go ahead and give er hell and put it in there, I aint scared

jizack97801: dudes beat it and thats the fuckin bottom line

jizack97801: quote unquote

jizack97801: its like dude, good whackin it is just like livin in a primal scream
 
I love joe boxer. I have the cutest pair of joe boxers. They're black and white checked, and on every other white check is a smiley face. I love them. I don't have balls, so my boxers don't wear out, especially not there.

'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
 
J crew makes the best boxers american eagle makes em good too.....is there a canadian eagle...or even a canadian goose???? but j crew makes skiing boxers i bought them for like 10$ they list a bunch of the ski mountains from the northeast...even west mountain no one out of my area knows that mountain its very small

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'

newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

 
yeah old navy makes the best boxers.. banana republic too.. for all you penguin lovers on the site, i have a pair of red ones from BR.. theyre the best for working out. ooo baby

*brooke*

'lovin you is like a song i replay, every 3 minutes and 30 seconds of everyday.'- Lauryn Hill

'You see this hair, and this ass? i was supposed to be black!'-Ashlie
 
skimonkey, all you talk about is dicks buddy......i think you might have a problem.....

a conversation with jizack:

jizack97801: your spankin it aren't ya brother

bitch ass phatz: how'd you know?

jizack97801: well i figured thats what i was doin so i don't know dude i just knew

bitch ass phatz: dude i am putting that in my sig

jizack97801: go ahead and give er hell and put it in there, I aint scared

jizack97801: dudes beat it and thats the fuckin bottom line

jizack97801: quote unquote

jizack97801: its like dude, good whackin it is just like livin in a primal scream
 
well by your screen name here i think you have a different problem

scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?

LineSkiEastCoast: lol

LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

 
hahahaahahaha........damn it's 7:47 am.....i need to get some sleep......the beer fairy stopped by

a conversation with jizack:

jizack97801: your spankin it aren't ya brother

bitch ass phatz: how'd you know?

jizack97801: well i figured thats what i was doin so i don't know dude i just knew

bitch ass phatz: dude i am putting that in my sig

jizack97801: go ahead and give er hell and put it in there, I aint scared

jizack97801: dudes beat it and thats the fuckin bottom line

jizack97801: quote unquote

jizack97801: its like dude, good whackin it is just like livin in a primal scream
 
wow you guys are women..sorry..but i didnt sleep at all last night and i did it without the beer fairy...well im gonna go watch high society

scOOterboy8221: is the french version of American Eagle, Canadian Goose?

LineSkiEastCoast: lol

LineSkiEastCoast: dude, your a crackhead

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

 
mine havent torn at the balls, instead they rip around the seam at the top all the time. ive gone through many pairs of boxers this year, but no where close to 2 a month..

 
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