How much trouble did you get in trouble durring school?

I was fornicating with this hot girl in a German classroom, only one teacher used that room and he was ill. It had no windows towards the hallway and walls as thick as a castle. Just as I was spreading my love toward all things beautiful I noticed this group of first graders looking at us from a walkway.

Not deterred by this I finished as quickly as possible, said I saw someone and we quickly got dressed.

The moment I hear knocking and the sound of keys trying to open the door, I give her a nice long kiss, told her to call me, pulled my hoodie over my head and opened the window.

Like in a movie the teachers burst in as I leap out of the window and using all my parkour skills I produced the worst parkour roll in the history of the universe. And I hastily ran to the only door in the small courtyard. I could taste the freedom. But the door was locked, I was trapped like a rat.

The girl got nothing, but I got stripped of all privileges, I wasn't even allowed to talk to girls anymore and was escorted from class to class by a teacher. At this point I would like to say that this was a catholic school (the only school in the area). After two days of that I just quitted and went to a private school.
 
When it comes to getting in trouble at school, I'm either really lucky or really good at talking myself out of it.

The only detention I ever got was in middle school (6th grade I think?) For walking too loudly.
 
8th grade I just dicked around in class a lot. That's about it. Nowadays I just mind my own business and do what I gotta do. A lot of the time kids are super fucking annoying when they dick around in my school. I want to bitch slap them so god damn hard.
 
broke water main and flooded school, spray painted the ground around a statue of the school mascot. told health teacher to stick a card up her ass. Told guest speaker he was the fucking anti christ and later burned down said guest speakers home.
 
ran into a kid at lacrosse and broke his collarbonepopped a kids eardrum (not proud of it at all)

fell of the jungle jim in 1st grade and through my rage called a girl a dumbass and got in a lot of trouble

shocking kids with shocky pens at reccess, suspension

threw a rubber frog off the top of the courthouse, suspension

tackling kids at reccess

table topping and my friend broke his arm (not sure if I pushed him or was the table, or hopefully I was neither)

same friend braces got stuck in my arm, still have the scars

we played rough at recess

and when i was younger we would pretty much attack the kids walking from middle school to highschool at reccess. One day a kid pulled an airsoft gun on us, he pointed it at me and I chuckled like a thug, then proceeded to shoot a kid in the leg.

oh and "bullying" im pretty sure im not a bully doe.
 
If you're going to sound like an idiot in every thread will you at least change your icon from the picture I posted in the faces of ns, it was pretty fucking weird that you made it your icon to begin with. I don't feel like being associated with any of it.
 
I used to always get in trouble but the deans always liked me so I never really got punishments.
 
called a girl a whore

office visit

called a black girl a baboon

office visit

knocked a kick off the big snow pile and he broke his arm in a friendly game of king of the hill

office visit

slapped a dude

office visit

threw a recorder at a dude

office visit

stuck my finger out of my fly and poked a girl in the face

office visit

done lots of stupid shit in my day, never suspended though. just used to get the "talking to" frequently.
 
during recess my friends and i started playing soccer in a spot where teachers couldn't really see us. soon a lot of people started playing, but since nobody really knew the rules besides us it became kind of a team oriented fight club. you would get passed the ball and have to either hit other kids harder than they were hitting you or lose the ball. some time we would just get in a huge fight/ wrestling frenzy. but a teacher came out one day and it stopped.

in third grade i was sent to the office because a kid called me gay and i told him to go play hide and go fuck himself because i heard a sixth grader say it and i didn't know what it meant.
 
First day of kindergarten some kids wouldn't let me play with the wooden building blocks with them so I threw one at one of the kids head and got sent to the office from then on I pretty much had a seat reserved for me in the office.

I got sent there a couple times a week for yelling, being rude, not listing and fighting a lot during recess.

Got banned from playing soccer because I broke a kids nose during a game.

In grade 3 got sent home two days in a row then suspended the third day. I was at the top of the slide and a kid wouldn't go down so I two foot kicked them and he slide down crying the teacher asked me what happened and I said I kicked him for being a wuss= suspension.

Another time me and a kid were being talked to for fighting in the class and he called me a name so I headbutted him and we both had to spend the day in the teachers lounge and miss the field trip our class was going on.

In grade 6 this kid really needed to take a dump and as he was about to enter the only open stall I pushed him out of the way and used the toilet. I'm guessing he shit himself because when I came out he was crying and tried to punch me, I grabbed his arm and slammed it against the counter and he started crying more and I just left. He came to school Monday in a cast saying I broke his arm but the teachers didn't do anything because it was his word against mine.

Me and Lupton, on Ns, got suspended in grade 6 for bullying which was complete bullshit.

Got suspended in grade 8 going on to a kids email account and sending funny emails to some losers in my class and the teacher. This was when I was at Ashbury a private school in Ottawa.

Got banned from using the school computers for a while for changing the network admin password and locking the IT department out and was able to log into all the teacher accounts and see the tests and shit.

Grade 9 asked to leave, nice way to say expelled, from the private school for a drama play we did where one of the jokes was about how these girls wheeled each other at a party and were sluts. This was just after getting off behavioral probation.

At my new school haven't gotten in trouble from grade 10-12 except for a couple detentions for being late and skipping.
 
i punched my teacher in kindergarten

i kicked a mexican in the face in 1st grade because he blamed i was farting

i beat the fuck out of a kid in 3rd grade because he called me stupid (i still dont know what made me mad)

slapped the same kid because he told everybody about my epic tree house i built with my buds and they tore it down in fourth grade following by me fighting a different kid over a basketball and got suspended for a week

5th-6th grade was the shit

7th grade, i cussed out my dumbass teacher because she was the most ignorant bitch in the world

8th grade i got school suspension for holding a kid off the ground by his shirt (totally was bullshit)

now im in high school and the teachers are dumbfucks who care nothing but about your personal life rather teaching, im thinking about transfering to mhs because they ski for p.e. everyday

 
this happened about 2 months ago. My friend and another friend were wrestling, one of the friends took it to seriously and punched the other guy in the face with a lock in his hand. I didn't really like the kid that punched the other guy at the time (he's okay now) so I didn't really care if he got beat up. But my other friend that got punched was super pissed off, and decided to get him back by punching him in the face on the bus on the way to another school (every second afternoon we go to another school for a class) and he asked me to film it on my phone, so I agreed. Anyways we got on the bus, I got my phone out, and my friend walked to the back and sat by the kid, waited for a couple mins, then stood up, punched him in hte face, and walked to a different seat. I managed to get a crappy video in which you could see much happening, but you could kinda see him getting punched. Sent the video to 3 people, didn't put it on Facebook or YouTube or anything, but somehow word got to the principal about the incident, and that I was filming and had sent the video to people. We got back, and the principal took me and my friend that punched the kid on the bus into the office, told us that he heard, then gave us both a 1 day out of school suspension. It was pretty bullshit if you ask me. Also he phoned my parents the next day because I had made a tweet about the incident, and tweeted that it was bullshit I got a suspension. Anyways he found the tweet and told my parents about it, so I shit down my twitter account and made a new one.
 
I hope you're having fun acting like a little bitch, I guess on here you can do so without having any meetings with the principal... If this is all you have for entertainment then go ahead, see what I care.
 
Sparknotes *

Filmed my friend punching another friend in the face, texted the video to 3 people, somehow the principal found out, got a 1 day out of school suspension. Made a tweet saying the suspension was bullshit, principal called my parents and told them about that.
 
In eighth grade I had to go down to the guidance office and principals office about 4 times for starting a chant on the city bus that this one kid had a vagina. AFter that the kid accused me of doing it again which was complete bullshit because I didn't. Was supposed to talk to the school cop and miss out on a big end of year field trip but never had to lolz
 
My HS days have just begun, but I'll go over my past offenses.

-It all started in preschool when I threw a carton of paint on my teacher. Then later i was hitting kids with the little fake brick building blocks. No real consequences obviously, it was a church school thing so i had to talk to the pastor.

-Kindergarten same thing but with wooden blocks. And i cut the petals off a flower we were growing and stole chocolate milk, both office visits.

-1st grade i drew on a kids shirt. Later i fought a kid (baby fight) under a desk for a crayon.(It broke)

-2nd grade was a bad year.Got ultimate firsbee banned because me and some friends told our team to start checking the other team and to trip them. Office.

-3rd grade wasnt really bad, got sent to the office once for calling a girl out for eating her boogers.

-4th grade i got my first detention for writing my name on the swing with a sharpie. had to clean it off and shit, that was embarassing.

-5th grade i was fine.

-6th grade i got my first real detention for listening to my ipod incomputers.

-7th grade i got a detention for some bullshit reason i dont remember.

-8th i got me and all my friends sent to the office for making a dildo out of tinfoil and putting it on a kids seat at lunch. later in the year i got banned from the bathroom because i would go on walks.
 
2nd grade i had a pencil and i stuck my hand as a joke on the chair when the kid was walking over to sit down. The kid ended up sitting down after he saw the pencil and got me in trouble... i know we've got a bad ass over here. The week after that i got accused by a black kid for calling him a ni**er even though i didn't do it.
 
talking during fire drills always got me, and one time this horrendous teacher from hell decided to give me a detention for forgetting to sign out of study hall when i was writing an essay in the library. Never went to that detention
 
8th grade i almost got suspended for not signing this contract, i got caught with my phone, in between class??? and the principal brought me to her office and was like sign this contract which says "you have to bring your phone into the office every morning and pick it up after school, and if you get caught with your phone again you don't get it till the end of the school year" and i was like, well im just not gonna sign this, and i don't think she had ever had this happen so she didn't know what to do, so she called my mom and she basically told the principal to fuck off. and it was literally my fist day at school and i had just moved.
 
Grade 7

This kid who had always sort of been my "rival" I guess you could say, spat his chewed up food on me. Naturally having a temper I yelled at him and he ran back into the portable, I then tackle him into the corner of the classroom, red face with anger I begin a fury of punches which escalate to me taking a wooden ruler and smacking it against his head. Girls were screaming and people were yelling at me too get off him, and eventually a couple guys pulled me off him. He then goes to his lunch bag, takes his yogurt cup and pours it on my new jacket. Enraged I take the jacket off, toss it over his head and re-start the punches. This girl starts smacking me in the head with a meter stick and I turn around and she runs away. I'm walking to put my jacket on the hook in the back of the classroom when she throws a milk carton (250mL) and smack me right in the face. So I grab 2 mandarin oranges that I had get them all squishy and throw them at her, 1st one misses, 2nd one hits her right in the elbow. I then go to the washroom to clean it off. 20minutes into class I was still in the washroom (I was bullied alot in elementry school, so I felt like I was always attacked [physically and verbally] and that it would never stop) A teacher comes and gets me and everyone involved goes to the office. I end up with 1 day in school suspension and loss of recess for a couple days. I also was not allowed to eat in the same classroom with that kid for like a week and a half so they sent me to a grade 2 classroom.

Grade 8





This one kid thought it would be HILARIOUS to try and punch me in the nuts. He barley got me, but 5 minutes later for whatever these 2 guys were holding his arms and legs so I give him a nice kick right in the gooch aswell as hitting his nuts in the process. He layed there crying for 10 minutes and I saw him walking in the hallway to class with the VP crying, 5 minutes later, phone call to my teacher "could you send Andrew Cotter to the office please" which I was totally expecting. I get to the office and see this kid crying with an Ice pack against his groin area. I get to tell my side of the story but that didnt help my case much. He had his mom bring him to the hospital to make sure everything was ok (he was a pussy back in those days) I get a 1day in school suspension, and loss of recess for 2 weeks.

Funny ending, I graduated grade 8 recieving the merit award along with my "rival" from the grade 7 story; description of said award : Awarded to a student who has a positive attitude towards school and is diligent in their work habits, who alwars studies and works to the best of his/her ability, demonstrated significant improvement over the past year in one or more areas of school life and who has overcome adversity in some aspect of his or her life.

This was the opposite of me except that I boosted my math mark 25-35% from the past year and I had only improved my behavior.

Me and the kid from the second year are super good friends and ski together every weekend now. So happy endings I guess!
 
First time I've gotten trouble in trouble was late September, last year.

My friends and I were at Subway waiting in line, minding our own business. There was a group of girls behind us, I believe they were just a grade above us (seniors). I overhear the girls talking about my hair (it's fairly long), so I thought they digged it, I was wrong, they were talking about how big of a faggot I looked like and were mocking me behind my back. At that time, I shrugged it off, why should I care what others think of my hair? It slowly got even more and more annoying (they started going off about my acne, being overall cunts) I couldn't take that shit anymore.

I immediately turned around and called out the group of girls in the middle of a fully packed Subway (the entire junior + senior football team and a load of other people were there), there was a silence until the profanities started flying. I looked the girl dead in the eye and said, "Listen, _____, you're a stupid fucking ape and no one likes you. Maybe the dozens of guys you've fucked, but that's the only exception. I'm really starting to feel sorry for your mom, she's had to raise the bi-product of what should have been an abortion". Then, all hell broke loose, and she went batshit crazy. She started threatening to kill me and was throwing chairs at me. Holy fuck, this was 15 minutes of pure chaos, I almost got destroyed by her boyfriend who's 6'3 steroid user. It finally calmed down when the principle/police arrived to calm down the situation.

It got worse/better when I got back to school, the girl in question is known for consistently dropping the race card to get out of all her damn problems (my school is almost 80% white, maybe 2% is black). She uses this shit to claim that I was using racial slurs and making fun of her behind her back, so I provoked her. My principle is a great guy, believe me, but he can be so spineless sometimes (I'm sure he knows she's BSing, but is afraid of something, idk). What he did was ridiculous, I was given a one week in school suspension and forced to write a 5 page essay on racism.

What was the sweet part in all of this, everyone hated that girl because of the way she treats people (treats her own friends like shit, cheats with their boyfriends, etc.). The guys in my phys ed class told me it was ballsy, but I was the first person to call her out on being a bitch.

TL;DR: Girl that is hated by all (for being a cunt) calls me a faggot, etc. at Subway. I confront her about it and she flips shit. Get suspended and I have to write a 5 page essay on racism because, "I used racial slurs to provoke her" (she pulls the race card all the time). Now a legend among my peers for setting her ass straight.
 
7th grade cheated on a test 8th grade someone called the cops on us, they thought we were shooting guns when we were just throwing rocks into dumpsters. i got handcuffed that time

9th grade i stole some shit

11th grade stole school keys and someone ON NS ratted me out
 
Also in grade 8

I was having a super bad day and was in a really pissy mood. This girl who always did things to try and piss me off tried to trip me as I was walking to my desk, I was just so mad that I kicked her in the ankle. She then uses a really whiny voice and says "Mrs. Davidsoonnnnnnn, Andrew kiiiiiiiiicked meee" and I tried to make it seem like I barely hit her. The teacher told me to go outside, but we were in a portable and it was like -20*C that day and was in no mood to freeze my ass off. So I yelled at her telling her that it was the girls own fault and that I shouldn't have to leave the class. This teacher was like 5'1 super young (mid twenties - early thirties MAYBE.) I had no trouble mouthing off to her as I did not see her as an authority figure, she was also a super pushover. She tried being all tough saying she was going to call my mom and shit, but at this point there was no fucks being given so I challenged her by yelling "I DARE YOU!" She was not pleased at all with this, so she sent me to the office, however I told her I was just going to go home. I peaced out of the class and walked back into the school to go and get my shit. The VP came over and told me to come to the office, so I did as she said and had to write an apology letter to the teacher.

My mom was never called by the teacher, which I found out by accidently telling her what happened later that day.

I am now in highschool and the only trouble I've gotten in so far was a 5 day detention last year along with my friend (ns member AlbinoMoose) because I threw crackers at him which then caused him to pistol whip me in the face with his lock. The detention was complete bs though because the guidance teacher gave us chocolates everyday and all me and him did was talk, laugh and play paper golf and football.
 
got sent to DC freshman year for missing too many classes

nearly got sent back sophomore year for "stealing a book" to sell back at the book buy-back at the end of the year

went to DC again this year for lighting fireworks on campus after we were supposed to be in our dorms haha

other than that, nothing
 
i got an in school suspension for playing a game called "balls of steel" in elementary school. it wasnt a very nice game haha but the kid who we were basically nutting totally volunteered and seemed to find it hilarious.

basically we just picked him up by his four limbs and ran his nuts into the soccer post hahahah sounds fucked up but i swear the guy got a kick out of it. hes totally normal and one of my good friends still btw

but yeah the teachers werent stoked and despite the "victim" saying it wasnt bullying, we all got suspended. fuckin 5th grade man, rough
 
In the first grade i slapped a girl, i dont remember why. But i felt terrible afterwards and immediatly apologized. Also in the sixth grade i had a freshly sharpened pencil and this kid went to grab my waterbottle after i had told him not to about 10 times so i made a stabbing motion at his hand, and unintentionally stabbed him.
 
I was in 8th grade and the lesbian security guard takes me out of class. She then says in the hall. "Oh your in big trouble" The whole time I'm thinking what in the fuck, "Why? What did I do?" She just says stern as fuck "your coming to the office and we will talk about it there." They take my back pack, and phone to search through stuff. So fucked. The security guard walks in and says. "We know you did the graffiti on the bathroom and we have some pictures on your phone that are against school policy.

I respond," what graffiti?" "The one in the restroom. You were seen walking out of the restroom before it was reported." My response is, "That was in there when I went to the restroom. How does that make the one that wrote it?" "We know you did and you are already getting suspended." "For what?" "Pictures that are on your phone." At this point I am so damn heated, because I didn't have any "bad" pictures.

They then come in and show me pictures of my holding a what they thought was a "sub machine gun" They then call the officer in and I told them it was a toy airsoft gun. The officer says it isn't a gun and they still get me in trouble for it. The officer then comes in to talk to me about the graffiti saying if they find any of it out side on the school they will possibly fine me and take me to court. I tell him, "I didn't do it" "Well they said you did and they can press charges" While this happens they call my dad and tell him I am getting into trouble. And they tell me I have a week suspension. At that point I called the security guard and vice principal a retarded fucks, and say there is no proof at all that it was me. It wasn't me end of story gave them the finger and walked home. That added on two days and 1 day in school suspension.

I was so damn mad. My parents didn't believe any of it and if the court got involved my parents would be so through with the school. My dad already let the vice principal have it for harassing me. Tthe police never got back to me. I had never been into trouble other than being kicked out into the hall for laughing or talking to much and that was only a couple of times.
 
I went to a preschool that was also a church, I said "Oh my god" and got in trouble for saying god's name in vain. Religion is stupid.In second grade I got in trouble for tripping this kid I didn't like.

In 7th grade I got in trouble for throwing mashed potato's on the ceiling of the cafeteria.

In 9th grade I almost got in trouble for telling everyone I was dating this one girl when I really wasn't. I called her Honey Bunches of Oats for some reason and almost got suspended for sexual harassment.

In 11th grade I got suspended for two days because some friends and I made a twitter account making fun of a friend(wasn't a friend at that point) all relating to fucking fat chicks. I took all the blame and no one else got in trouble. If anyone wants to see the tweets (they are fucking hilarious) just message me and I'll get you the pictures.

That was earlier this year and since then I've gotten detention because I went out to lunch. Badass I know.
 
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