How much does it take to get drunk?

Oh yeah, Mr. Hardcore. I love how people like to brag about how much they can drink when, in most cases, they are drinking to get drunk, and thus, spending more money. Guess what, unless you weigh like 220 and drink that over a span of like 8 hrs and on a completely full stomach, you arent drinking that much.

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well im 115 lbs, and i just had 3 beers and i have a reallly nice buzjz/ its just so gross, if it wasnt so gross i woulda had more but its nasty man. v is the way to go, jysst hav liek 6 shots and yourll be good

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hahaha the kid would die hes 110 pounds thats prolly 20 pounds of liquid right there hahaha

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i was half making a joke, but during school this year i was 215, and could drink that much over a night, sometimes more.

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no lie the other night i drank 10 beers and 4 shots i was soo drunk

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the sleeman brewery is where i go to uni, and you can take these five dollar brewery tours, and at the end they give you 45 minutes in a "taste-testing" room, and so basically its drink you brains out for 45 minutes, and last time we went we all had 8-10 in the 45, then bought 15 dollar bubbas at the gift shop, that was a solid night.

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Depends on tolerance. I used to only be able to drink 4-5 before i was pretty tipsy. Now i can drink 12-15 easy.

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Practice makes perfect man. The more often you drink, the more you can drink at one sitting.

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it takes me like one little sip

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drink 40..trust me itll rock youll love it..make sure to walk into the road and if you see a shiny light it is heaven and walk to it

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So many factors to calculate. If you are asking you probably aren't that experienced, so I would take it easy. Don't try to impress anyone with how much you can drink. It is so lame when people do that.

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weight, age, metabolism, amount of previous drinking experiences (I'm guessing none)

well let's see, your probably 12, have a fast metabolism, and have no previous drinking expereinces so your brain won't know what hit it so you'll probably be completely shit faced after 4 beers

start with 3, then see how you feel

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im 155 and i got trashed on 8 drinks over a span of about 2 or 3 hours

2 beers and 6 shots

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dotn be such a pussy i wanna see atleast 20 and go and juggle them in the road......youll get so many girls for that. if your a little fat kid you gotta drink 23 just to make sur eyour chub gets some too

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it depends on : -mass/size

-speed of consumption

-how much foods in your stomach

-your tolerance

-your mood

and i learnt this all in health class

 
i laughed so hard when i read that,

to give you advice drink until you dont remember where you are

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haha...trashed, new saying...also I weigh about 185 and I drank almost a big mickey and was puking so I'm a pussy too

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haha wow... you obviously havent drank before... depends on the person and if you drink regularly, so just drink till you start to spin for a bit then your good

 
i guess im an alcoholic

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johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty

zig zag filled with the diggity dank green as a bull frog sticky as glue aint gonna stop till the bag is through

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What the hell kind of a question is that?? Find it out for youself. Just drink untill you feel good. For me: Can see = drink more Puking = (whoops) drank to much. Try to fing a happy medium

btw different people have different ideas of what drunk is. thats why you need to inform us why you need to know it...

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Between the point of 3 beers and 8 beers I'm the same amount of drunkness.

But after 8 I usually can't fit anymore into me. Beer is filling.

If I drink hard, I drink it way too fast, and it all hits me like 10 minutes after I finish a ton of it, and then the vomit begins. Sucky.

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dude a sip of beer should get u pretty buzed, u might puke if u have one

whats up now bitch

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for mw i think that one smelll of it will get me pretty fucked i think tht i

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My girlfriend is 100 pounds. She's a real lightweight. 2 beer and she's set.

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Screw this I'm going skiing
 
^i think she fakes it, u would need atleast 4 to have her drunk

whats up now bitch

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if your not up to half a 30 by end of first semester of college you suck...and/or if you don't calculate how many you had by looking in your fridge and subtracting you suck

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that's entirely possible. But, I dunno

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12-20 depending on the beer

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