how much do you tip?

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strode

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just curious....

delivery drivers?

waitresses?

cabbies?

haircutters?

tattoo/piercing artists?

hookers?

i usually do about $2-$3 to drivers, haircutters, etc, $5-$10 for piercings, and at least 20% if i'm at a restaurant, unless i got worthless shit for service, and even then i'll still give 10-15% just because i can't stand stiffing people.

and if any of you (or your shit eating parents)stiff your service industry workers on a regular basis please give me your address so i can burn your house down

-Strode

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the waitresses at the place where I worked only got $2.50/hour US so they basically survived off their tips.

Q:whatd the leper say to the hooker after he paid her???

A:keep the tip.

bah

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depends. I like to tip high, but if I'm at the bar, sometimes my budget doesn't allow for it.

Restaurants=15% or more at all times. But if you sucked it up and didn't serve me well, you get 0. Not one fucking penny. I understand that tips subsidize a low serving wage, but if you're not doing your job properly, and with a fucking smile, you're not getting shit from me.

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delivery drivers? 20-30%

waitresses? 20%

cabbies? dont use cabs

haircutters? my mom cuts my hair

tattoo/piercing artists? dont got any

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i feel really bad when i dont tip the proper amount. so im usually generous unless im short on money.

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Has anyone ever seen the TIP SCENE in 'RESERVOIR DOGS' when they are at breakfast and MR. Pink is talking, it actually raises a good point!

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hah yea i saw that the other night. but yewa im usually pretty generous. i dont use %'s, too complicated. i just tip whatever i feel like. i went to this pizza place with my brother and some friends and we all just chipped in like 5 bucks, the waitress got like a 40$tip

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i tip depending on the service i recieve!

if i wait for more than 10min at the bar for my drink i will not tip but if i'm there for a short period of time i'll tip usually $1-1.50.

for a waitress at a restaurant, if she's friendly and has a few conversations with us she'll get a good tip.

i don't tip cabbies because i always tell them not to run the meter so whatever i give them, usually 10-15 bucks depending on the distance, goes straight into their pocket

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I always give a good tip atleast 20% cause I worked in a restaurant for a lkong time and know that the girls need those tips. On the other hand, shitty service=no tip, but I mean really shitty service. plus I don't tip that much for a pint, never more than a buck...

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i'm a server and all the money we make serving is based off tips...at $2.17 wage, all you make are tips cuz you usually get fat goose eggs on your paychek as it is (cuz of what you declare of your tips on the night and so forth).....20% is pretty standard, especially at nicer places like the restaurant i work at...tips are usually 20-30%, and all tips start at $5 or more...15% just doesn't cut it and is a shit tip, especially on lunch tickets that are typically small...i fully agree that if the service sucks, the server doesn't deserve a great tip...but at nice establishments, the service should not be shitty period.....so tip 20% or more, if you worked in the business you'd understand and hope for the same.....as for working with percentages and stuff, it's not as complicated as you think...just take 10% and double it, simple math...for example, a 20% tip on a $50 bill is $10...10% of 50 is 5 (or the first digit of the number) and doubled is 10...if the bill were $500 the 20% would be $100 (or the first two digits of 500 doubled), tipping is easy...it's hilarious when people pull out calculators to figure out tip...you look like a real douchebag whipping out a calculator at the table.....thanks to all of you who tip well and generously, it's good to know that some people understand things and are willing to help others out...peace

 
i dont like to tip, because society tells me to tip one person, but not another, who works the same job.

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i tip the same i pay for tax (15%) unless they are bad then i dont tip as much or not at all, and if they are absolutly horrible and fight with you, i take a glass of water, then turn the glass upside down on the table so the water is still in the glass. that way when they move it, watter goes everywhere.

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Ontario is 15% tax on your food, so i give 15% tip, easy to calculate because it tells you how much you're paying in tax. I don't think i should be taxed for my food...

 
20% for waiters/waitresses

2 bucks every haircut..only 7 dollar haircut

i got a few tatts and never tipped just payed the price...i didn't know people tipped them? maybe with peircings.

 
2.17 an hour? but minimum wage is frikkin 6.40 or something. where do you live?

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This one's for Pete:

EDDIE

All right. Everybody cough up some green for the little lady.

Come on. Throw in a buck.

MR. PINK

Uh-uh. I don't tip.

EDDIE

You don't tip?

MR. PINK

No - I don't believe in it.

EDDIE

You don't believe in tipping?

MR. BLUE

You know what these chicks make? They make shit.

MR. PINK

Don't give me that. She don't make enough money, she can quit.

(Mr. Blonde laughs.)

EDDIE

I don't even know a fucking Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me just get this straight. You don't ever tip, huh?

MR. PINK

I don't tip because society says I have to. Alright, I mean I'll tip if somebody really deserves a tip, if they really put forth the effort, I'll give 'em something extra, but I mean this tipping automatically is for the birds.

(Eddie laughs.)

I mean as far as I'm concerned they're just doing their job.

MR. BLUE

Hey, this girl was nice.

MR. PINK

She was OK - but she wasn't anything special.

MR. BLUE

What's special, take you in the back and suck your dick?

(They laugh.)

EDDIE

I'd go over 12% for that.

MR. PINK

Hey Look, I ordered coffee, right? Now we've been here a long fuckin time, and she's only filled my cup three times. When I order coffee, I want it filled six times

MR. BLONDE

Six times? Well, you know, what if she's too fucking busy?

MR. PINK

Words 'too fucking busy' shouldn't be in a waitress' vocabulary.

EDDIE

Excuse me, Mr. Pink - the last fucking thing you need's another cup of coffee.

MR. PINK

Jesus Christ - I mean these ladies aren't starving to death. They make minimum wage. You know, I used to work minimum wage. And when I did, I wasn't lucky enough to have a job society deemed tip-worthy.

MR. BLUE

You don't care they're counting on your tips to live?

(Mr. Pink rubs two of his fingers together.)

MR. PINK

You know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses.

MR. WHITE

You don't have any idea what you're talking about. These people bust their ass. This is a hard job.

MR. PINK

So's working at McDonald's, but you don't feel the need to tip them, do you? Why not? They're servin ya food. But no, society says don't tip these guys over here, but tip these guys over here. That's bullshit.

MR. WHITE

Waitressing is the number one occupation for female noncollege graduates in this country. It's the one job basically any woman can get and make a living on. The reason is because of their tips.

MR. PINK

(pauses) Fuck all that.

(They all laugh.)

MR. BROWN

Jesus Christ!

MR. PINK

Hey, I'm very sorry that the government taxes their tips. That's fucked up. That ain't my fault. It would appear that waitresses are just one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. You show me a paper says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it. Put it to a vote, I'll vote for it. But what I won't do is play ball. And this non-college bullshit you're giving me, I got two words for that: 'Learn to fuckin type.' Cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent, you're in for a big fuckin' surprise.

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i tip chicks good when i have lots of cash to spare but guys dont seem to get as much i dont know why lol

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it definetely depends on the service I get, but generally Im a pretty good tipper. almost always over 20% at a restaurant. never tipped my hairdresser, cause I have never ever gotten a haircut that Ive been happy with. they always fuck up somehow, its really frustrating.

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I would have to say that is the best scene in the movie... but anyways, i usually tip however much tax i have to pay... sooo about %15

 
flippintricker...i live in new mexico...and what state minimum wage is set at doesn't matter with regards to the wage that servers earn in an establishment...server wage and even bussing wage is always lower than minimum because gross tips are the main source of income in the business...so servers make far less wage because their gross tips are supposed to make up for what they don't make hourly...it has a lot to do with what of your gross tips you declare and how taxes affect your income also....but yeh, hourly wage in the restaurant business is low in NM because of how taxes play into things and so forth...wage may be different in other states because they have a higher state tax

 
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nvm, albequerque, you ever ski santa fe?

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im sorry.... 'tip' isnt a word in my vocabulary

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4D...i ski santa fe all the time...when they have snow...this season was pretty nice but they lack a lot of what taos has to offer...taos' park was surprisingly rad...but yeh, santa fe is tight cuz it's riding and it's close...you from nm?...where do you ski?

 
in that case, die slowly and painfully

but seriously, why don't you tip? is it because you're a cheap ass or because you don't believe you owe people anything for serving you?

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
yeah dude i live in santa fe, on hyde park road like 20 mins to the ski basin

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we should go skiing some time, think they'll still be some snow in 4 weeks cause thats when my foots healed

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broke it bein an idiot in hawaii, i have no idea, i havnt been up their since i broke the damn thing, but everyone says theirs mad powder

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if you have enough money to buy restaurant/delivery food then your aren't

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
i dont go to restaraunts... only like fast food places. lol

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does your mom have a unibrow?

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wow interesting......here's what it was supposed to say:

if you have enough money to buy restaurant/delivery food, then you definitely aren't too broke to tip. all i have to say is that karma can be a bitch. just don't be surprised when you're waiter/delivery driver serves you a cold shit sandwich with a side of snot

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
heres why i dont tip:

delivery drivers? dont order stuff

waitresses? dont go to restaraunts

cabbies? i dont take taxis

haircutters? my parents pay

tattoo/piercing artists? never go

hookers? they pay me

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fair enough.....good call on the hookers too. so what do the hookers tip you?

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
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