How much did you weigh when you were born?

like 5.3lbs or something. Funny part about my birth. I happened to be born in a hospital in one of the largest african america populated areas and one of the nurses who was black said to my mom,(Read this in your best black lady voice) "Dat is the whitest baby I have eva seen. You betta hold on to dat one!"
 
I was a ground shaking 3.2lbs at birth. Shoulda died though, had the umbilical cord rapped around my noggin and was flipped around feet first. But im a trooper and stormed that shit out.
 
I was also a pudgy little baby, 8lb's or 9lb's something I think, I never remember. Now I am lanky as shit haha
 
Wow, it seems like alot of other people shouldn't be alive either. I had a blood clot and they had no idea where it was, and basically told my mom that I wasn't going to make it. They had like the best doctors at Yale and best specialists there. Luckily it was in the umbilical cord and here I am today :), I guess it was like the first/ one of the first cases they have ever seen where it was in the umbilical cord.
 
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I was average size, but you know caused my mom immense pain when I unexpectedly flipped around. I was an emergency c-section and came out with dislocated hips, I was a champ though and chilled with a sweet ass hip brace for the first 6 months of my life.
 
i had a spinal tap when i was 2 days old and was extremely dehydrated when i was born, yet somehow weighed over 10 pounds
 
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