How many words do you know for "shit"

pesja

pesja

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let me know, its needed for the credits of my movie

Dad, what is a lie detector? oh, that is your mom
 
shit, poo, turd, crap, slop, duece, all i got for now

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Hello, and welcome to tourettes syndrome.

My name is Josh and i will your guide to-ffffFFUCK FUCK BITCH SHITTER
 
dung

i cant take him[liam downey] seriously cuz his name reminds me of that downy bear from back when i was a kid -d loc

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

-Melvs
 
wtf? It's just a name. I don't live in a trailer and I don't have a heavy southern accent.

i cant take him[liam downey] seriously cuz his name reminds me of that downy bear from back when i was a kid -d loc

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

-Melvs
 
you forgot to write feces, fecal matter

Gravity sucks

'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc

"I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."
 
bits, crap, detritus, dregs, dross, fragments, garbage, junk, offal, pieces, refuse, remains, rubbish, rubble, ruins, shit, trash, waste, wreck, wreckag, excrement

 
bowel movement

whats up now bitch

"i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site." strode420

high north session 2
 
mierda, log

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
poo, poop, crap, dung, fecies, the brown stuff, the green stuff, dribbletts, logs, nuke

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
o yea and excrament i forgot that one

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
one time i took a shit at school... and thats my story

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
DEUCE

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'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
 
it seems that your the hick now. seeing that you know more than the redneck from ATL ahah.

you guys forgot MERDE. CACA POOPOO. CACA. DOODOO. COW SECRETIONS

OHIO SUPERCOMMANDOS

TWIN TIP MAFIA
 
diahreea

your father is a sick fuck for taking pictures of his daughter in a bikini and your grandma is a slut for being so close to breast like that. i bet shes thinking ' mmmm my granddaugther sure does have nice breasts, so firm and perky but too bad they dont beat mine cuz mine hang down to my knees and when im standing naked it looks like i have 2 sets of arms' - Lateralis
 
bum logs, stool, ( who ever said "mosely", that was priceless)

"If your twins, your hot, and your at a party, its pretty much expected that you are going to make out." - dynastarconcept

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Rob
 
shit.

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- Matt*

Brent likes to do his women like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
 
Atlantaski / watch me 450

drop a load

french { merde, caca, crut, poopoo, jack in the box)

Stress will get you nowhere,

 
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you know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.

-Chris Rock
 
shit, crap, crud, poop, poo, poopoo, plop plop, doodoo, doodee, dookie, kaka, feces, fecal matter, excrament, butt dumplings, turd; oonko, oonchee, kuso (japaneese). is that enough?

boost! boom-bap.
 
astroids

remember the movie when the family is on vacation and they go to their farmer relatives and the city boy says, do you have astriods? (the video game) the farmer boy says no, but sometimes my dad does

just start beatboxin on the intercom it would be so funny. then push the gum rack over on the floor, tackle somebody and burst outta there

AdamskiNick
 
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as in hemmeroids, thats what he meant, u use them to shit, they probebly taste like shit, but they ain't shit

Stress will get you nowhere,

 
aeolian deposit (stain left after an overly ambitious fart)

ah-ah

alpha class (contributed by Kuestiq)

amorphous deposit

anal butter (contributed by STONEB0LD)

anal outlet (contributed by Screechr86)

anal output

anal snakes (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)

anal stainall (contributed by Robin T.)

apu (contributed by Filthyn)

argol

ass apple

ass astronaughts (contributed by Matt)

ass explosion (result of eating greasy or oily foods -- contributed by Stephen C.)

ass flakes (contributed by Lordmetal3)

ass goblins (contributed by Lordmetal3)

ass kabobs (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)

ass monkeys (contributed by Lunacy)

awk (contributed by Ranbonyinger)

awkie (contributed by Ranbonyinger)

baby boy or girl (contributed by Catgsg21)

bean (contributed by ShutUrMouth)

bean strings (little strings that sometimes hang off turds - contributed by David C.)

ben (Japanese - contributed by Ghoulslime)

big ol' Texan (contributed by Timzx)

black banana

blind eels (contributed by ELDRM)

blivic (10 lbs of shit in a 5 lb bag)

BM

body wax

bollio (Spanish - pronounced "bo-yo" - contributed by Erica and Alison)

bologna stix (contributed by SWEATY4)

bomb dump (a poop that hits the water with such intensity that water is splashed all over one's buttocks)

Bondi cigar (from the Austrailian Bondi Beach, where such objects are seen floating in the water - contributed by Bobo)

boo-boo (when in pants)

bootycakes (contributed by Lunacy)

boulder

bowel movement

brown balls (contributed by Lordmetal3)

brown bear coming out of his cave (contributed by Tommie)

brown birds (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)

brown bobbin' ball (contributed by WD714)

brown bomb (contributed by IVIaDmAn)

brown cock (contributed by Popi8899)

brown dildo (contributed by Popi8899)

brown dragons (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)

brown hotdog (contributed by Robert P.)

brownie

brown remnants (contributed by Robert P.)

brown trout (contributed by Maxisguy)

bum brownie

bum nuggets (contributed by Erica and Allison)

bun fudge (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)

business

butt butter (contributed by Chris B.)

butt clusters (contributed by Jrandolo)

butt gnome (contributed by popothepoop)

butt mud (contributed by joe)

butt nugget turdies (contributed by Babygirl)

butt nut (contributed by Yourmamy)

button

byun (Korean - contributed by Ghoulslime)

caca (Mexican slang - contributed by Brandon P.)

cagada (Mexican)

cagadita (Mexican Spanish for small poop - contributed by Brandon P.)

cagadota (Mexican Spanish for huge poop - contributed by Brandon P.)

calabaza (Mexican Spanish slang, literally "pumpkin" - contributed by Brandon P.)

carbuncles (contributed by SWEATY4)

chi-chi

chicken pecking out of one's butt (contributed by ShaftyBL0W)

chit (from south of the border - contributed by Tommie)

chocolate banana

chocolate bread loaf (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)

chocolate channel chewie

chocolate delight (contributed by ITZtheRUFFrydaz)

chocolate exports (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)

chocolate hostage (contributed by Smithy of Australia)

chocolate soldier (contributed by Mike K.)

choda (contributed by SWEATY4)

Chubacca chunks (contributed by Screechr86)

chunks (contributed by Stairmaster33)

chunky poop (contributed by DaBizKit)

chyme clay (contributed by Robin T.)

cigar fish (refers to a turd in the surf or bath - contributed by Cameron A., Brisbaine, Australia)

clinker

cocky

codswallop

coeliac flux

coeliac passion

colon cannonballs (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)

colon cobras (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)

corndogs

corn eyed brown trout (contributed by Renee C.)

corn eyed butt snake (contributed by Lowing9763)

corn kernal poopie (contributed by Abeoww99)

corn loaf

corn massacre (contributed by Cheetah)

corn porphyry

crab apples (contributed by PGotelli)

crap

crapola

crapsters (contributed by Filthyniga)

creamy butt nuggets (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)

crud

crusty critters (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)

crut (French)

cupcakes (contributed by Filthyniga)

dark catsup (contributed by SurfWithCowz)

dead soldier

defecation

dejecta

demo (Russian - contributed by Gray)

digested Crayola box (contributed by Cheetah)

dirt

diver down (contributed by Kuestiq)

do-do

dobby

dollup (contributed by Tommie)

dong (Korean - contributed by Ghoulslime)

doo

doobs

doodie

doodle (contributed by Tommie)

doodly-squat

doo-doo (contributed by Tommie)

dookie

dookie doo

dookie-doop-droop (contributed by Lunacy)

down periscope (contributed by Cheetah)

dreck (Yiddish)

drol (Dutch)

dropping

dump

dumpette

dung

Dunkin' Donuts (contributed by KingofDucks)

Easter Bunny's present (contributed by Cheetah)

egesta

ejecta

ejectamenta

excrement

excreta

Exlax excretion (contributed by Tommie)

exuviae

fart surprise (unexpected poopies - contributed by TrollForce Programming Team)

fecal browns (contributed by Red)

fecal matter (contributed by Filthyn)

fecal pellet

feces

feces freeway find

feculence

flabby chunks (contributed by Jawsoccer48)

floater (one that won't flush)

floaties (little floating ones - contributed by David C.)

foeces

food baby (contributed by Floyd of California)

the fourth teletubby (contributed by Neonpax)

frightened turtle (contributed by ShutUrMouth)

fudge

fudge brownie

funky monkey (contributed by ILuvDAC)

glade plug-ins (contributed by Robert P.)

glitch

gobbers (contributed by Lordmetal3)

gobjobbers (contributed by Lordmetal3)

golden brownies (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)

googe

govno (Russian)

grandpas (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)

grunties (contributed by BLAH0761)

ha-ha

ham (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)

hardened fudge nuggets (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)

hawky

hell's candy (contributed by Yourmamy)

himno (Ukrainian)

hockey

hocky

Hoffenmist (German)

ho-hoes (contributed by Filthyn)

honey

hoya

hyzenga

ice cream (from the Cheech and Chong movie, Up in Smoke - contributed by Fry)

Indian rug burns (contributed by GodspeeDB)

intestinal sculpture (contributed by Dan and Vicky H.)

Irish shave

jakes

jobbers (contributed by Lordmetal3)

jobby (Glasgow)

john dillinger (contributed by Mary S.)

jujubees (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)

junglebug (contributed by 95.j.baskaya)

kaka

kakashka (Russian "piece of poop" - contributed by Gray)

keech (Glasgow)

keester cakes (contributed by Allison, Erica and Kelly)

kiki

kisses (contributed by Autumn)

kuso (Japanese - contributed by Ghoulslime)

lientary

lienteria

lincoln logs (contributed by Shawne L.)

little army men (contributed by Filthyn)

load

loaf

log

looloos (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)

lump (contributed by ShutUrMouth)

lumpy fart

majon (Spanish - a big turd - contributed by Junibomb)

marbles (contributed by Tommie)

marble shits (contributed by Tommie)

McShits (the shit you get after eating at McDonalds) (contributed by Jen)

merda (Italian and Spanish - contributed by Gray)

merde (French)

mess

miercoles (Mexican Spanish slang, literally "Wednesday" - contributed by Brandon P.)

mierda (Mexican Spanish - contributed by Brandon P.)

mierde (Spanish)

minga

Mississippi mud (contributed by SSCriminl2)

mojon (Mexican Spanish - contributed by Brandon P.)

monglin cluster shit (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)

monkey tail (contributed by Julia1G)

monsters that can choke donkeys (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)

mooky-stinks (contributed by MonkeyCube)

moomoos (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)

Mr. Hanky (contributed by IceCube239)

muck

muky stinks (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)

mud bunny

mudfat balls (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)

nib

nip

nookie cookie (contributed by IceCube239)

nugs (contributed by Lunacy)

number two

nunny (contributed by Fullten2)

oples and bononos (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)

ordure

package (contributed by Poopmaster)

pancake

peanut butter poop (poop that resembles chunky peanut butter - contributed by KickBaba)

pellets (contributed by Tommie)

pile

pipicaca (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)

plop

poo

poop

poop deck (contributed by Cheetah)

poopie

poopie doobles (contributed by Abs0lutelynot)

poopie pie (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)

poopies (contributed by Allison and Lauren)

pooplets (contributed by Rachel)

poopness (contributed by Filthyn)

poop on a log (contributed by Allison and Lauren)

poop on a stick (contributed by Allison and Lauren)

poopoo

poo-poo platter (contributed by Steve)

poopsey (contributed by Filthyn)

poopsie lala

poopstains (smears of poop in the underwear) (contributed by Thomas)

poopsters (contributed by Filthyn)

potty animals (contributed by Filthyn)

product of Uranus

pudding (contributed by LUGZONU)

puddin' taine (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)

pung (contributed by Tommie)

race time (contributed by Trevor (tdog2222) and the Henderson, Nevada Foothill CrossCountry team)

rectal feedback (contributed by Robert P.)

rectum warriors (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)

returds (contributed by Filthyn)

root beer float (contributed by 2 stupid people)

scat (contributed by Codydavipr)

Scheisse (German - contributed by Gray)

schijt (Dutch)

scrapper (contributed by TronDX)

scuba divers (contributed by Filthyn)

sea pickle (contributed by JKOTE1)

sewage

sewer serpents (contributed by SWEATY4)

sewer trout

shat (contributed by Blink182qp)

shit

shit brick (contributed by Allison and Lauren)

shite

shitlets (contributed by Robert P.)

shit on a shingle (contributed by Junibomb)

shit on a stick (contributed by LUGZONU)

shitsicles (frozen poop - contributed by DopeyAS)

shitsters (contributed by Filthyn)

shiza (German - contributed by ECWBalls)

sissy (contributed by Lisa L.)

skata (Greek)

Skeet (Danish - contributed by Mary S.)

smelly seaweed (contributed by Robert P.)

smoked ham (contributed by SWEATY4)

snap (contributed by Cameron A., Brisbaine, Australia)

soil

space slug (contributed by Neonpax)

sphincter spear (contributed by Robert P.)

splasher (contributed by Yourmamy)

squat

S.R.T. (from a child's misspelling of "shit" - contributed by HtsCheese)

Stanley Steamer (contributed by HottNikkels54)

steamer

stercoration

stercum (Latin - contributed by John M.)

stinky log (contributed by Greg I.L.)

stinky pinky (contributed by Silky)

stool

Stoolgang (German)

stoolie

stuff

submarine

Super Shit Man (contributed by Filthyn)

sweet violet

tahi (Malay)

taki (Chamoru)

tangy butt nuts (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)

tatertots (contributed by GodspeeDB)

team meeting (contributed by Trevor (tdog2222) and the Henderson, Nevada Foothill CrossCountry team)

that ain't chocolate puddin'! (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)

thirty second buzz (contributed by Nrdbmber)

tinky winky (contributed by Filthyn)

toast

toileteers (contributed by Screechr86)

toilet orphan (contributed by Robin T.)

toilet twinkie (contributed by ShaftyBL0W)

tom cruise missiles (contributed by Sickness74)

tootsie roll

tord (Old English)

toxic turdeys (contributed by LaysTatoChips222)

toy-toy

tree trunks (contributed by Lordmetal3)

tukhus matter

turd

turd tunnel tasty

turtle head poking out (contributed by METALLICA8681 and Cardicum)

turtle tail (contributed by Kris)

tutti (Hindi - contributed by PRECIOUS8582)

uchra (Arabic - contributed by Lilliz23456)

unko (Japanese - contributed by Rik)

wad

water log (contributed by Yourmamy)

the whole shebang (contributed by ShutUrMouth)

wolf bait (contributed by Lunacy)

yellow submarine (contributed by Filthy)

yetto

yit

yukky

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Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski. What else is there?

Dude, joke's totally on them, you should make a t-shirt that says 'all you fools suck' and on the back it can say 'I rule coz T-dawg said so' and yeah, you'll be rockin it shibby, new steeze brah, wikkid! ~PhattTim

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~

*Northeast*
 
atlantaski

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
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