How MAny Weeks Would I Get At COC................

the two of you talking about it should do it together.

Wear tighty whities so the legal consequences won't be so gnar.
 
tighty whities is definitly a good idea.

also, run out in the middle of a play so you can be guarenteed that it wont be a commercial break. And give us the date you plan on doing it so i can make sure to watch or maybee even attend the game.
 
i might do it at a twins game. fuck, i would do it for a free pair of goggles. thats how broke i am. or 10 bucks.
 
this is an awesome idea. for sure go with whitey tighties tho.

also, i was thinking, do they put baseball games on a 10 second delay? i know a lot of live broadcasts do that nowadays so that if anything really bad happens they can cut the broadcast. just a thought....
 
Thats not too badd actually.

I'm sure in a pair of tighty whities the punishment wouldn't even be as harsh.

and we would all bail you out!

DOOOOO ITTTTTT!!!!
 
screw boxers, man thong is the way to go

just paint ur chest/back black, but leave the NS logo unpainted on both sides. then write newschoolers.com on both sides of ur legs and arms.
 
Too bad NS doesnt sell the NS Thong anymore...that would be perfect!

tighty whites would be key....if both of you do it, make a banner or something you can both hold that say NS super huge!
 
and if you're lucky a line drive would peg you, and you would end up on top ten sports bloopers shows forever!

that would be epic.
 
this wouldnt be streaking..... it would probobly be tresspassing and maybe something else... if someone can figure out what previous non nude streakers have gotten for a punishment/fine that would help..... if theres enough money in on this ill do it
 
this is your time to shine....believe in yourself and you can do anything you want--i believe in you

 
One thing is certain: what was once a mere annoyance is now being taken far more seriously. In the past, running onto the field during a game was a lower-level misdemeanor, with a maximum penalty of 90 days in jail, said Councilman Peter F. Vallone Jr. Under the new law, which Mr. Vallone helped to write, ''interference with a professional sporting event'' can be punished by up to a year in jail and a fine of $1,000 to $5,000. If the fan makes contact with any of the players, the fine is $10,000 to $25,000.

The law was passed last year shortly before the World Series, partly in the hope of forestalling any untoward incidents there, Mr. Vallone said. It was also inspired by a number of attacks on players. Two years ago, a father and son ran onto the field at Comiskey Park in Chicago and attacked Tom Gamboa, then the Kansas City Royals' first base coach, for no apparent reason. Mr. Gamboa suffered hearing damage in his right ear. Last year, a young man ran onto the field at the same park and wrapped his arms around an umpire.

''Hopefully, people will now realize it's going to become very expensive for them to make fools of themselves this way,'' Mr. Vallone said.

Better Article: http://media.www.wkuherald.com/media/storage/paper603/news/2003/09/16/News/The-Psychology.Behind.Streaking-466381.shtml

I read a few articles, and as long as you arent stark naked, dont evade the police when they tackle your ass and keep your hands off the players, the most you'd get is a $1000 fine and 90 days in jail.

And it'd go on your police record or whatever. You have balls for even thinking about doing this, but hey, you only live once right. Damn this thread is so hot right now.
 
ya when u get out u can tell us all what jail is like and how the buttsecks was....haha ...but ya fer sure go for it dood!!
 
dude you would be my hero. and i would be willing to pitch in 15dollars, and im broke bc i crashed my moms car today. but it would be worth it. and is there any NS that is in law school or lawyer or knows any good lawyers that could make this a minimum legal punisment for you. i would help you anyway i could, but im 16 and live in alaska. i dont think i will be able to help. but someone on NS has to konw someone who owes them a favor, and could help you out....
 
I will contribute to the fund.. face it dude, if you back out, all of NS will remember you as "the little kid who couldn't". you don't want that rep for the rest of your life now do you?
 
i'd be so tempted to do that for a few sessions at hood/whistler, eat a couple brownies before a red sox game and run on the field.. i cant imagine the adrenaline rush right before doing it.
 
give yourself a mullet, do it, and then write an essay about it and you'll have all of your bases covered
 
ns history in the making?.. DO IT ....youve got my fucking vote and you will get a lot of money from this fund ns will set up...dude id mail u 10 bucks for doing it
 
yea they wouldnt show it at tv. a guy streaked at a sox game a week ago that i was at nobody sees it except for people who are there. it happens often in the mlb, they never show it.
 
yes but if he writes newschoolers all over his body, and does it in tighty whities, and has a friend film it who then sends it to a news station, it probably would
 
1. streak baseball game

2. When security chases you, have a naked friend jump down on the field and chase you also

3. Only let your naked friend catch you

4. Book it
 
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