How many times have you farted in a day

[Runnie_D]

I counted 37 times today and I started counting after 10 or so. Can any of you guys beat me?

 

[[~_~]]

When I was 12 years old I farted more than 200 times in one day.

Hows that for life ambition?

 

[miroz]

impressive

ive never counted but it might be up there...

 

[miroz]

there is a kid in my school who can pretty much fart on command - you're like - "Dude, fart" and he's like, "ok"

 

[Abes2009]

hahaha thats a sweet talent

 

[aaron.ebner]

12hr ride to colorado i farted continuisouly the whole way and then some. i can't count that high.

 

[Dr.Seuss]

one time i farted and a whole circus community came out. it was wack

 

[TheButterHashira]

i didnt pass gas until i was 13 years old

 

[K2skipunk]

i farted alot today too. i have a friend, and his little brother can fart on command by getting on the ground on his knees, and by hitting his asshole/tailbone, or inbetween, he farts. every time. it never gets old.

 

[fouldsys]

i know a kid who can like intake air through his ass and then fart it out. its fucking hilarious. its like his ass is breathing its retarted.

 

[roussillon]

I prefer people dumb enough to burn their gas. THAT is funny!

 

[Dr.Seuss]

i like your picture thing. it tickles my prostate

 

[Edward.]

one time i burped after drinking soda

 

[skier24]

haha thats crazy

 

[poofartpee]

haha thats awsome

 

[K2_Pubz_360]

ahah whoa dude same here!!

 

[DJSTEVEINNIAMIXX]

haha i can do that.you have to lay on your stomach and stick your ass in the air and suck air through your ass and then fart it out.Its very weird

 

[K2_Pubz_360]

bless your soul.

 

[-NY-STeeZE-]

i just farted

 

[[~_~]]

ahahahahaha

and its called a Suckfart. Anybody read the Tony Hawk biography?

 

[aaron.ebner]

lighting farts is where it's at. i had a sick picture of my whole ass and surrounding area in flames. it was hot!

 

[stinkypoodangle]

hahaha how did you ever figure that out?!! i bet if you did that naked it would be a huge turn on to a gay guy.

 

[wdbo.]

my friend can suck fart. he can double suck and literally fart for a good 30 seconds

 

[user098123]

I was farting, as I clicked on this thread. No joke. Ahhh yes.

 

[ThaLetterM.]

today i was on a plane coming back from arizona and i had wicked diarrhea and i had t o fart really bad for like 2 hours but i didnt want to shit my pants, so i went into the bathroom on the plane but i didnt want to sit down so long story short i bent over and blew watery shit all over the underside of the toliet seat

 

[velocicunt]

eeeeeewwwwwwww farts