How many times did you eat shit over the season

i licked some hot girl ass, but never ate shit..oh you mean how many times did i bail? like 2-3 times per hour or skiing!
 
I shorted a 60 ft step down on an icy knuckle and fucked my heels, I didnt fall but couldnt walk for 3 weeks. And I nutted my self of a battleship soooo badly that my nuts were bleeding, no exageration. those were the only EAT SHIT worthy injuries that I had
 
i had many falls but my 2 worst were decking a 55ft doing a 3 i dunno how i didn't have enough speed my other was werid we have a multi kink battleship box at our mt and i jumped way to much and landed at the top did like a lincoln loop off (by accident) and fell on ice back first my back didn;t stop hurting for like 2 months sucked
 
sprained acl, sprained mcl, both on one knee on one overshoot.

serious orbiatl fracture in my tibia

broken both thumbs.

i crashed every day, and ate serious shit like once a week.
 
4 off of the top of my head.

-bail on a d-f-d

-eating shit trying a 5 over a 60 footer

-eating shit trying a safety 3 over a 60 footer

-trying a 5 on a 10 foot table...don't wanna talk about it
 
atempting unerflips and landing on my back most of the time from like 10 feet out of the pipe and nuttings
 
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