how many snowboarders have you seen wearing orage jackets?

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'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
 
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

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'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!

 
a few..pants too. how many skiers do you seen wearing snowboarding companies clothes?

''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
 
# of women over 40 i've seen wearing orage jackets this year -> 125, at least.

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i didn't come here with pants, and i'm not leaving with pants
 
o well, number of texans trying to look like me in my AWD pants?

150

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what are AWD pants

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all wheel drive is what i would guess

seward backwards is drawes,blackman term for underwear - Lateralis pointing something out that i have never noticed in my 18 years of existence
 
muhaha, more mOnAY

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Top this, how many snowboarders have you seen with Line stickers, or Orage stickers on their boards?

50...

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how many tiomes do i jack off a day... 5 top that biatch .. i have an advantage i bnroke my ankel .. i do nothing

 
none, but how many skiers have i seen wearing burton or 686 or westbeach or bonfire, tons so i don't think it matters that boarders are wearing orage

Seize the carp
 
i have a 686 jacket

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!

 
those awd pants are the shit

seward backwards is drawes,blackman term for underwear - Lateralis pointing something out that i have never noticed in my 18 years of existence
 
yo bonfire makes dope shit dude...

and the jeans ski pants things (i just don't know how to spell denium so i'm sticking with the jean ski pants things) are dope... gotta wait till they start to rip though... get some authentic jean steeze going.

Darryl Hunt

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mine are nowhere near ripping, those things are hardcore.

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i saw a skier wearing a shirt that said American Eagle Snowboarding. Does that count?

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
 
i saw some little snowboarder wearing an orage hat and he tried to tell me it was a snowboard company and that his brother owned it....

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I saw a snowboarder with the 'Your mom rides a snowboard' Line Stiker on his Board and Helmet.

Top this, how many skiers have you seen wearing Levis' and Flannel shirts

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i see no problem with snowboarders wearing orage products, infact, its a good thing. It will help the company grow, which will make bigger selections of cool ass crap.

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Matt Rihm

First Run Ski Shop

Stratton VT.
 
I have a 686 jacket too, way better than an Orage or Predator or Fate.

We have an old saying down on the bayou....Blehhhhh!!!
 
Orage makes shitty outerwear, with the possible exception being those pants that look like jeans.

'I've had some good sex, but it's not very reliable. You can't phone up the sex report, ya know? You can phone up the snow report'...Crucial Mike
 
i have burton pants and they are the best pants i have ever owned. hands-down.

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i have bonfire pants and they are falling completely apart, but for like 70 bucks they were worth it...its all about the tommy and lefevbre warehouse sale. and yeah i have snowboarder friends who have orage gear and dont even know what it means...meh

o'doyle rules!
 
and the thing is orage didnt used to have anything to do with newschool skiing, before it was just ski outerwear, so i wouldnt be suprised if old ladies were all decked out from head to toe in orage gear.

o'doyle rules!
 
Nobody remembers the oldschool orage pants that had plaid and crap on the knees? Am I the only person???

'I've had some good sex, but it's not very reliable. You can't phone up the sex report, ya know? You can phone up the snow report'...Crucial Mike
 
DNA has the most kick ass ski outerwear... hands down

Ski because it’s fun. Also, ski for the ladies cuz the next best thing after an epic ski day is a fine ass chick. -John Reedy

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My vote goes to...Burton.

'I've had some good sex, but it's not very reliable. You can't phone up the sex report, ya know? You can phone up the snow report'...Crucial Mike
 
I have a 686 jacket with Orage pants and I love the shit that I get from snowbaorders for wearing 686 but their wearing an Orage jacket... and when I point out that their wearing a skier brand they get so flustered its SO funny!

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I gotta admit.. I rock snowboard pants, gloves, beanies and T-shirts..

I love supporting Ski companies, but alot of the snowboarding shit just flat out looks and functions better.

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orage makes sick shit, its just that they need to make it more affordable

luckily i baught last years jacket for 200 can bucks, it was 1337

'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
 
yah orage gear is pretty pricy, same with siver cartel...at a t&l warehouse sale, though, i picked up a black sc camo hoodie for 40 canadian, it was killer

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I especially liked seeing a woman in her 40s or 50s on Madtrix in a one piece in front of me in line at Sunshine.

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i just think its funny cause if you went up to the boarders who are wearing orage stickers/jackets and ask them what they think about skiing they would probably act all hardcore and call it gay

'pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DVD (he's not to bright)

'nah im still going to ski, im just going to board when im... bored...' darryl hunt
 
yup this one chick, saw her skiing every week, she doesn't like skiers so every time we see her we yell nice jacket.

-Mike

Dude I was fine before you tried to turn me into a cake - me after ralphing after being antiqued
 
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