how many skis have u brokened?

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cj

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Elan airtwists

Line Skogen Sprangs

Delam k2 enemys

tear bindings outta Skogens, PEs, enemys

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are u talking broke like snapped in half or broke as in ripped edges out, etc.? only snapped one ski, my ar5's this season.

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forget it donny you're out of your element

Boys are stupid...throw rocks at them
 
broke one pair, but broke lots of bindings

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ive broken tips, breaks and delamed skis before but i have never broken through a pair of skis

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ohhh, dont even get me started on bindings...so many fucking bindings...

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ripped out edges on 1080s, broke 3 pair of marker 1200 freerides

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Dynastar x7 (my first ever skisnot twins) base ripped off when i jumped on the trampoline with em.

720s = 13 cracks in the edges, a missing chunk out the edge, and a good sized core shot.

Dynastar Concepts = caught an edge on an a-frame, and it bent about a half inch piece of the binding in about a quarter inch making a bubble in the base. they became my beater and i rode them through a 400 foot grass patch (my whole hometown ski area) multiple times, hitting rocks purposely. they got a core shot that would make your daddy cry.

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let's see, a pair of K2 straight skis when I was 7, a pair of Atomic junior race skis when I was 12 (when they say lift your tips, listen to them!), and as of a couple days ago, a pair of pocket rockets. All still under warranty, bitches!

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elan scx carve skis (3 pairs)

head cybers (2 pairs)

salomon 1080's (1 pair)

rossignol pow'air (1 pair)

rossignol scratch (1 pair)

8 pair of skis ive broken in the last 8 years of skiing.

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I must suck I have never broke a ski..

I just had a nice fat fuckin cheeseburger bitch ass wagon fuck.Ds91260

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I've only actually snapped one ski in two. But I've broken at least a dozen in other ways.

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^Your probobly smart and care about your equipment.

'Today i took a bus back home from town and this guy comes to sit next to me and he was so on pills or whatever.. anyways he pulls up a bag of pills and asks me do i want to get wasted and im like 'no thanks'.. so he looks a bit mad and puts the bag away, next he pulls up a box of chocolate-chip cookies and asks: Do ya atleast wanna have a fucking cookie' ' -Pekkis

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never broken a ski OR binding surprisingly, but a couple years ago before i had twins i landed backseat and one of the plastic tips on my rossignols went flying into the woods

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I broke three pairs of skis my first newschool season. It started with my rossignol rental skis, then an oldschool pair rossi straight skis. Then salomon 1080s. All had the same problem casue i landed backseat off all the jumps, cracked tips, and chunks missing near the tips

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broken two pairs of bindings

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I have only been skis for half last year and this year

1 pair of 720s no more edges or base

3 times this sesion my bindings has riped out of my skogens

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ripped out all four edges on a pair of pow-airs, thats about it though.

You're not like the others with their empty eyes and plastic smiles.
 
i am skiing on skogens which were warrantied twice.

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none. but my pistols are still on warrenty, so if i do break them i get nice new british ones.

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shit. i meant ^ for slipknot.

'Today i took a bus back home from town and this guy comes to sit next to me and he was so on pills or whatever.. anyways he pulls up a bag of pills and asks me do i want to get wasted and im like 'no thanks'.. so he looks a bit mad and puts the bag away, next he pulls up a box of chocolate-chip cookies and asks: Do ya atleast wanna have a fucking cookie' ' -Pekkis

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Um..I've never broken a ski, but I'm on my second pair of bindings on my pow'airs and they are fucked up and I have to get new ones. I'm just gonna get new skis though anyway.

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2 skogen sprangs.

3 public enemys.

all snapped or bent badly.

i have also ripped the bindings off of skies countless times.

what
 
if you keep the edges nice, it does help. Wax helps too. Rusty edges aren't good, and nobody wants them. i tune and wax my skis after a day of skiing. Trust me, it helps.

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broken one pair of pocket rocketsin half, 2 pairs of marker bindings, cracked all the edges on my 1080's, delamed motherships.

my level of radness... it just can't... be quantified.
 
NEVER broken a head ski...or delammed, or bent.

Plenty of bindings though...i got big boots...

When in doubt...FSI

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work to live...not live to work.

work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101
 
First pair of twins- Salomon 720s ( hit a rock

Then 2pair of twins Dynastar Candides (rails)

Just broke my 3rd pair this season 2002 Line 12s again from rails. But for all these pairs w/out bindings I didn't spend more than like 350 so I made out ok. I guess

So every twin ive been on got fucked due to rails haha thats why I hav pow air grinds now!

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What the hell do you guys do to your gear???

And look, a Head plug. I'm so surprised.

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Snapped a SalomonXFree9 in half on a rut last year.

Took numerous base chunks and edge chunks out of my Candides this season and last.

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i ski really hard 60-70 times/year. so breaking skis is expected

I didnt go to college and check me out im kick ass

forget it donny you're out of your element

Boys are stupid...throw rocks at them
 
some really old dynastars and some fischers.

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i've used skiblades forever and now that i've switched here's a list of what i've broken:

1 snapped in half just in front of the bindings

1 so called grind plate started to peal off

1 broken cap

5 broken leashes at LEAST

1 ski cracked the long way about. 80% of the ski was cracked including the base on the other side

2 broken bindings

3 shattered goggles

 
'I ski really hard 60-70 times/year. so breaking skis is expected.'

Haha Great, I went skiing this year 125 times and the worse thing that happen to my skis are rocks being stuck in my bases. I take what I said back about not doing anything to my skis last year on some Dynastar concepts I broke a break on my binding but that is the worse thing I have done...

I just had a nice fat fuckin cheeseburger bitch ass wagon fuck.Ds91260

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:

'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

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Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

 
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