How many skis does a spider ski on?

[ReturnToMonkey]

This question has been really biting at me. Do spiders ski with one ski per leg? Do they only need some of their legs? What are the grab possibilities with 8 legs? Are there different schools of thought about this amongst arachnids, like snowboarders deviating from skiers?

 

[Vish-shoe]

This question has been really biting at me. Do spiders ski with one ski per leg? Do they only need some of their legs? What are the grab possibilities with 8 legs? Are there different schools of thought about this amongst arachnids, like snowboarders deviating from skiers?

Spiders can’t ski

 

[Farmville420]

Spiders can’t ski

whaaaaaaaaaat

 

[SteezyYeeter]

ew wtf this spider is eating a rat. probably 1 ski

 

[Christian_Bale]

Thought provoking question. I reckon either 2 or 3 legs per ski. 1 or 4 legs per ski wouldn't make sense I think

 

[KilaTsunami]

What a great question; I think spiders have a lot of great options on the mountain. I’ve narrowed it down to the most functional here though. The next question is.. if you were a spider what setup are you rocking?

 

[Koshermilk]

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What a great question; I think spiders have a lot of great options on the mountain. I’ve narrowed it down to the most functional here though. The next question is.. if you were a spider what setup are you rocking?

Wild

 

[SurfinCow]

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What a great question; I think spiders have a lot of great options on the mountain. I’ve narrowed it down to the most functional here though. The next question is.. if you were a spider what setup are you rocking?

the right one for maximum mutes

 

[NateDude]

I'd be rocking the typical setup for sick pole plants

 

[KilaTsunami]

the right one for maximum mutes

Bet. I’ll rock follow cam lfg

 

[SmokedGouda]

Man, have you ever heard about charlottes web. Man her web be catchin all the skis, like all of em. Instead of em bugs, she be snatchin em skis. Like idk how she be doin this skiin webs in shit. She on like 50 skis at one time. I know 8 legs could mean 8 skis, but charlotte be on another level my dude. Why I have no idea how she be doin it, but wilburs got the best eyes. He may be a pig, but that goddamn pig knows she’s shredding the slopes of the local barnyard. Man, have you ever thought what it would look like if this thang was doin corks in shit. No idea dude, but let a rip n shit!

 

[RobKatz]

Here at Vail Resorts, we pride ourselves in keeping with the skier safety act and allow multiple opportunities for our guests to read the 7-10 steps to further enhance your safety on the mountain. Please be responsible with however many skis you choose to use. Epic Passes are running low!

 

[GayWolf420]

Here at Vail Resorts, we pride ourselves in keeping with the skier safety act and allow multiple opportunities for our guests to read the 7-10 steps to further enhance your safety on the mountain. Please be responsible with however many skis you choose to use. Epic Passes are running low!

Thank you Rob! Very Cool!

 

[grantn_]

Would they need bindings? Or would they drill little holes in the ski where their little hook things would fit into?

 

[jakeordie]

What are the grab possibilities with 8 legs?

Octo every hit

 

[BradFiAusNzCoCa]

8. Any less and they’d be snowboarding

 

[KilaTsunami]

Wild

Somebody had to do it. And at that point it might aswell be on osamas ?

 

[ReturnToMonkey]

Spiders can’t ski

This is the type of non-inclusivity skiing needs to be rid of. I'm disappointed in you, JITY

 

[dwt802]

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What a great question; I think spiders have a lot of great options on the mountain. I’ve narrowed it down to the most functional here though. The next question is.. if you were a spider what setup are you rocking?

Incredible haha

based seems pretty new wave so gotta go with that one

 

[KilaTsunami]

Incredible haha

based seems pretty new wave so gotta go with that one

I forgot to add his lil homemade sinch beanie and pit vipers

 

[Vish-shoe]

This is the type of non-inclusivity skiing needs to be rid of. I'm disappointed in you, JITY

Spiders die if they become colder than 23°F, so the spider would probably die, therefore taking a spider skiing would be a very irresponsible decision.

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[Rparr]

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What a great question; I think spiders have a lot of great options on the mountain. I’ve narrowed it down to the most functional here though. The next question is.. if you were a spider what setup are you rocking?

this is why I log on to NS

 

[KilaTsunami]

Spiders die if they become colder than 23°F, so the spider would probably die, therefore taking a spider skiing would be a very irresponsible decision.

**This post was edited on Nov 28th 2022 at 1:19:41pm

Not if dat spider wearing Spyder ?️

 

[ReturnToMonkey]

Spiders die if they become colder than 23°F, so the spider would probably die, therefore taking a spider skiing would be a very irresponsible decision.

Pretty sure I'm not 23° when I'm skiing either or skiing would suck a lot more. Gotta get that spider kitted up and it's chillin n steezin

 

[byubound]

Pretty sure I'm not 23° when I'm skiing either or skiing would suck a lot more. Gotta get that spider kitted up and it's chillin n steezin

Thing is spiders don't generate body heat like us. Gotta get him a heated jacket or hes done

 

[lil.Boye]

five

 

[BrandoComando]

Similar question: Does Spider-Man need to use bindings? Or will his feet naturally stick to skis?

I assume he'd still need boots. Does his spiderman powers work through ski boots?

 

[megaminx]

4 skis, 4 poles, double octos

 

[brownetown]

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What a great question; I think spiders have a lot of great options on the mountain. I’ve narrowed it down to the most functional here though. The next question is.. if you were a spider what setup are you rocking?

If you’ll followcam me im goin based setup and throwing a triple screamin

 

[Lenny-]

The spider only uses two ?