How many of you can actually say you have a girlfriend?

HAHA look at all you losers without girls. jus playin but yah my girl boards and loves to smoke the reefer and drinks so she is defiantely the best.

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
actually, i am dating someone, but a giant wrinkle just unfolded...

she is a pretty good looking chick, and we havent been dating long, but last night when i attempted to sully her loins, i found nothing. no woot tootler or even a wang dangler, jsut flatness(picture marilyn manson's famous white outfit.) so then i hear 'there is something ive been meaning to tell you... im what you call a nanosexual. basically she/he/it doesnt have a sex, per se, but instead just is, sort of like a rock or desk or something. here is my question. as of now, we are still dating, but i technically dont have a 'girl'friend. am i still a loser???

mark

'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'

 
^^ are you serious, tell me more... how does she go to the bathroom, she got breats.

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
well, she looks like a girl, so she had on a bra with those silicone implant things, and she has like this litle indent with a tube right there that connects to her urethera,which they made for her when she was born so she pee, and she has a cornhole, but just no vertical taco. its really wierd looking

mark

'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'

 
intersting... so how long have you 2 been together? you gonna stick with her.

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
the government pays for girls to fuck me. otherwise, all this sexual tension builds up and I go on a killing spree. does that count???

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

im just gonna sling crystal meth so i dont have to get a real job and can afford to ski, with the way my senior year is goin though thats probably one of my few options

-switchskier88
 
ur hands works doesnt it?... so use it and stop wasting my tax dollars

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
lateralis, blow up dolls don't count sorry buddy. hookers do though

hooking up with dudes is wack, but hooking up with chicks is wacker.

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'Hollywood Hulk you're at the end of your rope / i'll kick you in the butt, and wash your mouth at with soap' -Macho Man Randy Savage -from the hit album BE A MAN
 
we have sort of dated for about a week and a half, and after tonight, we will be 'friends'

mark

'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'

 
aww what you couldnt take not having anything to hit?

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
sk3bum, i do have a gf, dont need to take your lonelyness out on someone who tells the truth, its not my fault all your boyfriends leave you after the first date cuz your wang is too small and you always rake them, so be a nice homo now cuz i dont want to have to take out my paddle

'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
 
i have a gf...but shes 14 and im 17...so im probably still a loser.

well to keep it real I started being a Poser Poser. I dress and act like a poser, but i'm not really a poser. I just pose to look like a poser posing. you know just keepin it underground

-youthinasia
 
hmmm...i have gf...been like 5 months...there are alot of imature/stupid people ehre tho, w/e its what amkes this site great

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And for America, there will be no going back to the era before September the 11th, 2001 — to false comfort in a dangerous world. We have learned that terrorist attacks are not caused by the use of strength; they are invited by the perception of weakness. And the surest way to avoid attacks on our own people is to engage the enemy where he lives and plans. We are fighting that enemy in Iraq and Afghanistan today so that we do not meet him again on our own streets, in our own cities. - George W. Bush

 
hmmm...i have gf...been like 5 months...there are alot of imature/stupid people ehre tho, w/e its what amkes this site great

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And for America, there will be no going back to the era before September the 11th, 2001 — to false comfort in a dangerous world. We have learned that terrorist attacks are not caused by the use of strength; they are invited by the perception of weakness. And the surest way to avoid attacks on our own people is to engage the enemy where he lives and plans. We are fighting that enemy in Iraq and Afghanistan today so that we do not meet him again on our own streets, in our own cities. - George W. Bush

 
my gf of 1.5 yrs and i currently can't decide if we should stay together.....it's been really shitty and i've been sleeping on couches for the last few weeks since we lived together

DON'T EVER MOVE IN WITH A CHICK IT FUCKS EVERYTHING UP A LOT

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
8months tuesday

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The Official-royal nose-picking, wannabea highschool dropout, Gary Coleman-loving, Arnold-hating, college chick-dating, Montana boonies guy

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

Only Westcoaster in the Eastcoast Cult

 
yup, 6 months on Christmas Day

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabba Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

%Jesus Is My Homeboy%
 
well hiedi klum and i broke it off..she gave me some crap about me not listening to her enough.....i dunno i wasnt payin attention....

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'What Would Harvey DO?'

SRMC

-kevan

 
sleeping ont he couch... why dont you sleep with your girl man?

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
lateralis, would you please take your paddle out regardless?

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'Hollywood Hulk you're at the end of your rope / i'll kick you in the butt, and wash your mouth at with soap' -Macho Man Randy Savage -from the hit album BE A MAN
 
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