How many of you can actually say you have a girlfriend?

skeechic1357

skeechic1357

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How many of you can actually say you honestly have a girlfriend? From the likes of it, you all seem like losers...

*I can be obnoxious, deal with it.*
 
how does not having a girlfriend qualify someone as a loser?

by the way, yes, i do have a girlfriend.

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I've got a girly of almost 2yrs.

March 1st we'll be in Rome, Italy for our 2yr anniversary.

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'when one gun can't convince someone, pull out the second' - desson
 
yeah, ive been going out with your mom for oh...... 3 months

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I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.
 
y'all are wanting to know what to do with girl problems, look at all the posts for that kind of shit. Yet all you talk about is pointless shit and fucking and all that...I was just curious. Maybe loser was too harsh.

*I can be obnoxious, deal with it.*
 
yes I agree with jibmaster_J. If I dont have a boyfriend, how am I a loser? honestly, should I let having a boyfriend decided how cool or fun I am to hang out with? sorry, I spend more time thinking about skiing than I ever think about boys. wow that really pissed me off.

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haha geez I didn't mean to offend anyone. I like the idea of thinking of skiing more than guys anyway, it's a good habit to get into. Sorry I said anything.

*I can be obnoxious, deal with it.*
 
I think more to the point of this thread goes towards how many posts in NSG consist of

'I like this girl and I don't know what to say'

'I gotta, like, crush on this girl and I want to get her something for her birthday...'

And then there 40 posts of get her a dildo, put it in her bum, blah blah...

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'when one gun can't convince someone, pull out the second' - desson
 
I think she's trying to get at all the NSG threads consisting of

'umm..i like this girl....and ummm'

'this girl is having a birthday, what should I get her'

And every answer is childish or crude.

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'when one gun can't convince someone, pull out the second' - desson
 
you called a whole bunch of people losers, me included apparently, and expected noone to be offended... you must be hot. why? because youre definitely not fucking smart.

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you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

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Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
haha i do, its tough thought to budget my time with ski season starting

-Dave O'Neill

Looks like skiing soon in NY
 
Well, I can SAY I have a girlfriend. Doesn't necessarily mean I have one though.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
I don't have a girlfriend. And who needs relationships? Unless you're in love underneath all the lies and time wasted it's really just about sex. And skiing is so much more fun than dating.

-Lauren

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual Transylvania...

 
I don't have a girl friend, and yes, I am a looser, but a very good looking looser.

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When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.(think about it)

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'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
Yes, me not having a girlfriend qualifies me as a loser, especially after having gone through the world's stupidest 3 year relationship. Fuck you. I don't have a girlfriend because I CHOOSE not to have a girlfriend, oddly enough because most chicks I meet have the same attitude you seem to have: BITCHY.

'lets all go to hell for having sex!' Lateralis

'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos

Whistler Sucks.

 
i have a girlfriend but if you consult my thread about downplaying hickeys, its pretty easy to see that i wont have her for long.

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'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

s m s . s e s s i o n . f o u r

 
im going out with a french super model i met in a chat room, its been hard having such a long distance relationship but were making plans to meet soon

die.
 
French super model? You must mean 'freedom' super model.

'lets all go to hell for having sex!' Lateralis

'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos

Whistler Sucks.

 
nope no girlfriend

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haha... id like some freedom toast right about now, not only is it delicious, its patriotic too! hooray!

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
I have a girlfriend.

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hey skeechic, i just dumped the super model, we had some issues about the whole shes a 43 year old pedofile thing, but anyways, i was wonderin if youd like to hook up sometime, i could take you out on the town, show you a fantastic time

die.
 
how does having a gf qualify you as cool? alot of the people i know who dont have a gf i would consider cooler then me (having a gf).

'The online store is now online'

-4FRNT Website
 
^ you don't understand. It's the coolness/quality/how much you own/aesthetic value of your possessions that makes you 'cool'. Since you 'own' your girlfriend, that should make you cooler than people without a girlfriend. Unless she's ugly.

I wish sarcasm came through online...

'lets all go to hell for having sex!' Lateralis

'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos

Whistler Sucks.

 
thats not it either, cause i have a pimp ass car now and its not getting me anything... but mayeb thats because all the kids in this city drive m3s. chicks just want the cock, a nice big cock, pornstar style... which i cant offer either.

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
fuck, you're completely right. How could I have been so stupid as to assume I was wrong in this matter? I wish I owned a 'girlfriend' right now.

'lets all go to hell for having sex!' Lateralis

'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos

Whistler Sucks.

 
i have a friend whos girlfriend is a 4 foot tall troll... people try not to talk about her. then again he once said hed take it in this ass just to see what it felt like.

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
skeechic21984857458235 is a fat dyke

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i have a gf, been almost 2 months, but even if i didnt have a gf i wouldt be a loser, like said before, not having a gf doesnt make you a loser

*CWDM*

'You only live once. If you live it right once is enough' -Micah Black
 
i have had a girlfriend for about a year and a half now

original member of CWDM

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i dont have a g/f but someone i can screw round with, and i can make her my g/f anytime i want im just dont want to deal with it... but yeah fuck wod ur not a loser if u dont have a g/f half the people dont want to go out wit people cuz its annoying as hell who wants to deal with gay ass problems when ur still gettin some

Member of the, 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl Club'

 
yea why do you even care and why is someone a loser if they dont have a girlfriend? i dont have one at the moment but that very well could change quite soon

what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
 
wow, i didn't know that me not having a girlfriend made me a loser.. that's interesting...

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

What time is it... saturday?

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
 
damn, i guess that makes me a winner. having a girlfriend does not make you a loser you stupid bitch. Most of the time, people without girlfriends choose not to have one, but the ones who dont usually are losers, even when you dont count the girlfrind factor. once again, you have been owned. now shut the fuck up, bitch.

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

ns army, whatever is right below the general

 
cock asss

what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
 
Haha...so I'll assume that skeechic is a 13 year old girl that thinks shes hot shit and thinks all the little boys at the middle school want her bad...on that note, not having a girlfriend does not qualify someone as a loser. It's that simple...not much else to say about that...

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i had a girl friend a week ago and i was cool, but then we broke up so i guess i'm a loser again, darn

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Pat

Repin the CMP

'Emancipate yourself from mental slavery none but ourselves can free our minds'

~Bob Marley~

 
i have one and the best thing about it is shes a skier and will be busy with races cuz shes really good and we both agree that we will ski in our different terrain and just hang out in school and shit in the winter... so i dont have to worry about balancing my time

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UP-IN-Arms
 
i got a girlfiend. she super chill and fun to hangout with. Shje snowboards but thats cool cause she's hella good

(trust me, the '' things aren't actually there)

 
I don't have a girlfriend. I guess i'm a loser. i'm gonna go kill myself cuz i dont give a crap about having a girlfriend. its all your fault skee chic. time to drink the kool aid.

NO IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. IT'S MUCH WORSE.

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