How many kids are actually not accidents?

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hucksterjibber15

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Thinking about it, not very many of us.

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everybody that will be old enough to vote needs to realize that we need to get our dictator bush out of office, he is an ignorant fuck, and cant string together a sentence to save his life. he cant se that there are ways around war, and he needs to be gone

If people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

 
my mom said i wasn't an accident, i was a suprise.

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haha, this has to be one of the worst topics on NS. I hope I was planned, bnut here I am regardless. There are probibly a lot of people walking around that never ment to happen.

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im not an acsedent

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my mom got pregnant, then got married to my dad... but that was my sis. but im an accident too

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yes.. i once found my freind on acid under a blanket and wearing a loin cloth made out of bannna peels

hoodratz47
 
haha, to say that this is the worst topic on ns, is a joke. I have been around for quite some time, and i know that this is not the worst. It is perfectly legit. If you think about it, how many people have sex, not planning on a baby, but here it comes. Seldom are people trying to have kids. If people are trying, than they are usually semi-infertile. that doesnt make sense, but i mean that they are having a hard time trying to have a kid. Most couples, have them without trying.

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everybody that will be old enough to vote needs to realize that we need to get our dictator bush out of office, he is an ignorant fuck, and cant string together a sentence to save his life. he cant se that there are ways around war, and he needs to be gone

If people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

 
I kind of was. My mom only wanted to have one kid at a time but instead she got triplets.

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aahaha who does she love the most?

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yes.. i once found my freind on acid under a blanket and wearing a loin cloth made out of bannna peels

hoodratz47
 
Bam i was jus skatin and went flyin in the air and had this piece of wood in my backpack and just happened to land on that piece of wood and hurt my shoulder and my jaw alsoe hurt's mega like POW

 
My parents say I was a 'surprise' hahaha funny thats probably another word for accident haha

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Bam i was jus skatin and went flyin in the air and had this piece of wood in my backpack and just happened to land on that piece of wood and hurt my shoulder and my jaw alsoe hurt's mega like POW

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

but seriously, i think there are like 6 total

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ok new subject, how many people here had their parents divorced and had their mom remarried so you can now call yourself a red headed step child because of the color of your hair? i can only dream...

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hey shit, it was newyears for me too i bet. im a september baby.. err.

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not me. there are no accidents in my family.

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of

arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly

proclaiming...'Wow! What a ride!'
 
I assume I'm not because I have a brother and my parents were married at the time.

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but jsut think if you are an accident it means that your parent were just having a lot of sex just for fun and it really grosses me out to think about that i mean yeah im happy im here and im happy that they did it but i try and pretend that they dont do that anymore

Montana fucking rocks and anyone that call montanans rednecks should die

im out

love and peace
 
im not an accedent, but my brothers and sisters say im adopted...i don't believe them

go listen to some emo. those whiny guys feel your pain. -linemaverick5...

 
my friends dad told his son that 'I had a wet dream and your mom rolled over.'

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haha my friend said to his mom 'Mom dont you just love me?' and she responded 'micheal, you were born in september, do the math'

i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
 
my brothers tell me im adopted... god i hope theyre right...

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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
i was no mistake. i was a last ditch effort for my parents happieness after 13 years of unsucessfully trying to reproduce. and in the 18 years i have been alive, have i made them anything other then missreable and bitchy? i think not.

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my sister and i were almost born exactly 9 months after my parents got married, they were married christmas eve we were born sept. 23rd

now thats FUCKED UP

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chris: 'oh look, theres the broken condom that led to my birth'

lois: 'and the resulting lawsuit that bought us this house. you're my favorite mistake'

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my mom says i was born on my exact due date, a 9-month pregnacy to the day. so im a nov 14th birthday right... i do the math, november minus nine months... and i get february. i ask my mom if im a mistake, because ya know, valentines day, feb 14... tons of people 'celebrating'. she says i was planned, but i really dont believe her! my parents weren't married and it was valentines day... who plans to 'make a baby' and see in 9 months after on v-day? haha oh well. so hmmm im not too sure about that!

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^ ahaha thats great

And it makes me see, every puff that I breathe, potent herbs and leaves could ease the world . . .

So, We roll and smoke and choke and- pass and toke and hand it back to ya.
 
I've heard no pregnancy is planned. Kids just sort of 'happen'.

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^ storks son, storks...

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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
Ahh SOCO my old sig.

But my cousin actually is a red headed step child~

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i was told by my grandma that my parents had so much trouble with my older sister that they decided not to have anymore kids....oops here I am!

the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend
 
my sis 18 my brother 16 me 14 they were born july i was born january, mhm mistake or no?

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