How many kegs can YOU kill?

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j.bird

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Last night me and my drinking team went to our friends house for a going away party. It went down 2 nights in a row, 9 kegs total.

Last night I faintly remember falling down a couple times, but my knees are fucked up. They are swollen and hurt so bad.

All my clothes smell like warm beer, and I woke up this morning face down on my bedroom floor.

I was told that I fell asleep at some point early this morning on the front porch of the house. All my friends left, and evfentually they noticed I was gone, and came back and drug me to the car.

oh, and I lost my new fitted hat, and my hoodie is ripped. weak.

cheers to the hosts of the house. Ballers with 9 kegs.
 
fun as shit. It's just me and my roomates, but we are the fucking thruth at pong, and I'm wicked good at quarters.

Other than that, we just drink more than anyone else hhaha.
 
i dont have a drinking team but i have a black beruit partner...we have matching headbands and celts jerseys. am i cool now?
 
says the guy who made a thread about downloading porn and then it fucking up his computer, asking for advice.

Fuck you, go wank off to some other site.
 
We had an epic Kegs and Eggs for the NCAA D-1 playoff here at UM. We killed 10 kegs by 11am, bought 2 more that were done by noon. It was massive though, there were 100+ kids. Fantastic.
 
no frats. fuck a frat.

we don't have a greek system. It's just 4 of us that live in the apartment, plus 2 more from the dorms.

 
Ok SO 1 Keg = 1984 Ounces

So "9" kegs = 17,856 Ounces

17,856 Ounces / 6 guys = 2,976 Ounces

2,976 / 2 nights = 1,488 Ounces

1 beer = 12 Ounces

SOOOO 1,488 oz / 12 oz = 124 beers per night, per person.

Yes thats rigth 124 beers per team member.

...well you can construct the following statement

 
when i graduated, we had a "senior bash" in a field just outside of the city, with maybe...75% or so of my senior class showing up. we killed 17 kegs by 4 am.
 
psh you act like i only have ONE black friend...ok so its chris...damn. that kid makes partying and acting black so much better.
 
Im pretty sure he wasnt trying to say that him and his friends drank it all to themselves.

And why ya gotta hate on fraternities yo?
 
Dude, what kind of kegs? Right off the bat I smelled bullshit, theres no way you guys could drink all of that. Even if it was water, you'd all be dead from overhydration and kidney failure.

However, this summer is going to be fuuuuuuun. Last summer in our huge house, and my family's homebrewing is going to be employed to bring a keg every weekend to our parties.
 
who says they are rules to drinking? only 2 teams? to me a drinking "team" is your close friends who love to get smashed.

Sorry if my lingo isn't the same as yours.

Around here a crew=squad=team and vice versa.
 
you're still an idiot trying to claim you killed 9 kegs when really you were at a party where there were 9 kegs
 
a 2 night party of less than 50 people. And I can say that me and my friends killed our fair share and then some.

I was one of the people throwing it. I threw down on the kegs. so again, blow me.
 
You're still claiming pretty hard bro. You went to two quad/septuple keggers. I was at a party of like 20-30(half being girls) and two kegs were easliy killed in one night.
 
ok, i will be the first of all of us to say i am sooooo sooo sorry, i was mistaken... and you are, in fact, the coolest person ever.ever. congratulations and i hope you can recover quickly from having your feelings hurt on the internet.
 
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