how many girls have you slept with

BigRich

BigRich

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Do you reckon that the top boys Olosson Tanner Mosley have nailed loads of fit birds because there awesome at skiing? And do you reckon you get more pussy the better you are?

hmmmmmmm

I can do a lincoln and a mute back and im on 8 women not all were fit (1 fat bird DAM DAM DAM0

 
i reckon they nail each other, I don't see why you kids think they are some kind of gods just because they can ski good.

I like my boots like i like my women, rear entry.

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - skipimp_ when he wrestled his dad.
 
i've heard some stuff about some people.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

the baby blue box - GOING RICKTER!!!
 
Being a pro skier definately adds leverage to your first impressions, but that's as far as it goes I think. Chicks are instantly interested, but if you want to keep their attention you gotta have something else! If you don't, you'll be nothing but a pro ho magnet, and that's nothing to be proud of! Sure, you'll get lots of action, but trust me, it won't make you happy. It's all about quality, not quantity! I reckon being a good person is the best way to land the right girl.

Why am I such a cheeze?

BOIOIOIOIOIOING!!!

www.JIBCULTURE.com
 
dident somone make out with sabrina the teenage witch

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'has it ever occured to you that animals can tell when you are acting different and respond to it. Like my chill cat, he's so good he always comes when i call him and shit, but when I'm fried he stays away and doesn't come when i call him cause he knows i just wanna play with his face and shit. Sounds dumb but it makes sense, right?' - kid on yahooka.com on animals
 
I think the word reckon was used entirelyt too much in this thread. yea fit birds...

'you know - de bird dat walks around on da ground?'

'you mean a chicken?'

'ya dats it!'

Alex the crazy french kid telling me he liked to eat chicken.

 
moseley made out with sabrina the teenage which...so did some other skier the same night, I forget who though

|D|U|N|C|A|N|

'im gay dont hurt me'

-five0

'500 girls...thats a thousand tits'
 
Sabrena the teenage witch is hot. I wnat to be johny mosely.

oh wait... no I don't... hmm.

'you know - de bird dat walks around on da ground?'

'you mean a chicken?'

'ya dats it!'

Alex the crazy french kid telling me he liked to eat chicken.

 
One minute I saw Tanner carrying a suitcase, the next I saw him with two girls under his arms with a big smile on his face...

'You can't bake bread in a cold oven.'
 
To be honest i RECKON natedawg speaks the truth but id definitly let my viginity grow back and donate my left nut to have the chance to ski as well as a pro skier. I hate england its such a crappy snowless country.

Boo.

Drinking age is 18 + the canabis laws have just been relaxed so its not all that bad. POSSESION is now longer a crime. (BONUS)

 
I was going out with a pro skier (not in the same league as Candide/Olssen etc, but doing well with sponsors and in Euro comps) last season - it was really hard, being his girlfriend, because he was always broke, travelled all the time for comps, and I'd know that there were the pro-hos (cool word for them, by the way!) who'd be all over he and his friends while they were away at drunken post-win parties. The circuit's great for young guys just looking to score, but it;s a bit more difficult for older guys looking for something more long-term. Most of you guys here seem to have anough girl problems as it is, without having girls dump you at the end of every season...

 
Haha, i tell chicks that im a pro skier, it works like a charm.

My friend who doesn't even know what snow is saw all the chicks i was getting and started telling girls that he's a pro snowboarder, he even read up on snowboarding tricks so he could bullshit about it.

Yea I want cheezy poofs
 
this one time me and harvey were at this club and we were hanging out with these two girls - and the one was all over him and was like totally flirting and feeding him her drink through her straw and like yea she was talking to him for like two hours hitting on him hard core - then she read his shirt and it said freeskier.... and she was like free SKIER? you aren't a snowboarder? and harvey is like um no.... and then she turned around and walked away! just like that! it was the funiest most horrible thing ever.... like how shalow can you get.... it was soooo funny.... poor harvey. lol.

'you know - de bird dat walks around on da ground?'

'you mean a chicken?'

'ya dats it!'

Alex the crazy french kid telling me he liked to eat chicken.

 
where you break dancing that night matt?

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

the baby blue box - GOING RICKTER!!!
 
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