How many forum posters does it take to change a light bulb?

Lebbo

Lebbo

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OK I got this off another site, not all relate to NS but some certainly do!

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

53 to flame the spell checkers.

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames.

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"

6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive.

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

40 posters who don't believe in light bulbs at all and instead post links to pseudo-scientific sites that claim alternate theories of light production.

12 to point out that there is no right to light in the US Constitution.

4 to post that all the tech support for changing light bulbs is being

outsourced to India.

1 post showing a picture of a light bulb and a picture of someone who

resembles a light bulb.

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the

corrected URL's

1 poster that has converted all his light bulbs to florescents, so he very rarely has to change them.

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

13 to tell you candles should be in all well-prepared households in the event of a lightbulb burnout.

5 postings that say they do not use light bulbs...only candles.

1 to mention the "lite" bulb is made of low-fat cheese.

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

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it all works for ns

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right-o. someone posted this about two weeks ago. my favorite: 40 posters who don't believe in light bulbs at all and instead post links to pseudo-scientific sites that claim alternate theories of light production.

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already posted but still funny

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Sacadelic
 
hahaha, dang, it's pretty pathetic to see just how much those apply here..

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Hahahaha man I love that. I'm in school right now in the library and felt dumb laughing out loud. It's all close to NS Forums....

I loved the google search line, and the take it to the lightbulb forum line...Sweet.

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OMG…where to start. Well first of all be careful when you do change a light bulb because this one time my friend cut his hand and burned it at the same time. Secondly, in your first sentence there is no need for an exclamation point, we all understand every post is exciting. Another point, I really think that this is more of an equipment related question, therefore should go in the forum that is dedicated to equipment. My fourth point, yes this has been posted before, but it is funny so don’t be so anal dude. Also when reading this I was like, dude, why is this guy using a light bulb? It’s all about halogen lamps these days. Whatever dude. Finally, I checked Google and you should have posted this as well:

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I will not rest until my hypocritical comments to myself are washed clean by a fucking lightbulb pic in my post...sorry for the whorish posting.

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Didn't read it all at first so just assumed they all couldn't possibly relate to NS but on closer inspection maybe they do...don't know if that is a good or a bad thing

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so true and so sad

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and breakfast cereals and...
 
were probly doin it now it cant be stoped ahh!

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and breakfast cereals and...
 
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

we did

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