how many fireworks blew up next to you this year?

a mortar shell went about 5 feet in the air and blew up, it was a prety damn close call. i did fill my friends mailbox with butane gas from this canister i have and lit it and it burned off all the arm hair 1/2 way up to my elbow

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

You trippin like R Kelly at a girlscout meeting
 
i was holding a roman candle and one of the balls shot backwards and skimmed my face. no damage though just hotness and my friend got shot in the ass with a huge firework because it tipped over and shot

Fookadoomee
 
none, i was taking care of my boyfriend all day

I dont want a large Farva!

'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...
 
by that she means she was fisting his tight brown hole with hockey gloves on

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
ahahhaha......i didnt get hit by anything

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

member 9020

newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!
 
ember falls in box of big ass illegal fireworks... i lost track around 6.

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
my dumbass friend kept lighting fire crackers off under my damn chair then i tiped him and he got all pissed. fuckin idiot

XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx

ya, i know, mommy and daddy got me a cell hpone, but it was for safety reasons while driving the lexus they bought me.
 
hahaha lat that was good

Here Comes A Special Boy!

''oh my god inniak and steel both do sex changes and inniaks is fucken insane'' - ballstothewall
 
lol lat, you're fucking hilarious.

_______________________

don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.

===========

no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
i got hit in the back with a 1.5 in mortor and as it hit me it exploded. the night ended with an ambulance ride to the emergenct room.

 
i was holding a roman candle and it didnt shoot like 3 of them so they all blew up inside the thing and i burned my hand pretty bad, oh well it looked cool

_____________

'uh-oh! weve drawn judge schnider.''is that bad''well i kinda ran over his dog''oh dear''well replace kinda with repeatedly, and dog with son'
 
nothinng happened 2 me

***********************************************************

I swear i am not a fruit booter!!

I like snow and slurpies~~~
 
last year i was with my friend on his two story roof. like 14 feet. we were throwing flowers ground blooms in the air that we changed so they would fly. i yelled fire a couple times to freak him out. crying wolf ya know. well a bomb we made blew up by our heads when he tried ot throw it and i dropped the modified flower in the grass below. it started a fire. i yell fire and they dont even believe me. then i say im serious. they look and see it. they jump threw the windows. im just freaking out on the roof. i look around then just jump off. slam into the ground and knock myself out. wake up and hear my friends yelling. this little brush fire is about 15square feet right now. i grab the hose turn it on and start running to this fire with a death grip on the hose. well the hose isnt long enough to reach the fire and i whip lash and go down. im still about 20 feet away from this fire thats growing so fast. i think no problem i turn the pressure all the way up on the hose. i look at the hose and its just trickling out. it turns out hes filling his big pond too so the pressure is down. drop the hose and we grab shovels and dig like crazy. we get it out finally. cover it up. his parents get home and you cant tell it happen ... kinda. then his parents look for some shoes his little sister lost. wel they burned in the fire and melted. we got caught. his mom freaked out. she works for air life so she had some freaky stories to tell us.

_____________________

There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

_____________________
 
oh yeah...she didnt tell my parents. she told her dentist the story though. and my mom got a new family dentist and they found out through him. then i got in trouble. shit luck huh?

_____________________

There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**

_____________________
 
i got shot with a roman candle, was kinda dope cuz it didn't hurt but freaked me out so i ran around and shit but i was pissed cuz i bruned a hole in my jib culture japanda shirt. thats like my favorite shirt!

the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend
 
a lit wick fell in a box of 2 inch fireworks about 15 in the box. they all started to light up and shoot all over the place. I ran like hell and nearly missed getting hit by 2 or 3. Ive never been that scared in my entire life

 
everything went great for my 4th. drove up to wyoming on the 3rd got about $90 worth of fireworks and had fun. it was pretty awesome

[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]

I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack

Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack

Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy

Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity

I'm paying a good buck

So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck

When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is

Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
 
my friend had this litle ball with bottle rockets in it. It first spins around then one blows up from the bottom and flies like 40 feet up. it was off axis when the bottom one blew and came within like 2 feet of nailing my friend.

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

vive la Thurgood, Scarface, Brian and Kenny
 
One time these one accidentally went backwards into the crowd, and it blew up near me. Also, alot of black chunks of crap hit me. It was also.

C-Man
 
about 400 dollars worth

NINTHWARD-ITS A SKI COMPANY, BITCH!

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES

I respected the guy until skibrdginbitch was telling me how she 'dated' him for her two weeks at camp. Hahaha god, I dont know whether to feel worse about skibrdginbtch being an idiot, or TJ and his new batch of STD's- dspin7x
 
yea, a trip mortar shell went two feet up, came down to the ground for all 3 bursts

------------------------------------------------------------

yes.. i once found my freind on acid under a blanket and wearing a loin cloth made out of bannna peels

hoodratz47
 
i had one blow up in my hand and an artillery shell blew up 5 feet over my head but i got the culprit who did that to me by throwing a sparkler bomb by his feet melted the front of his shoe off pretty cool...

**************************************

Great Movie Quotes:

Look at the funbags on that hose hound-Harry-Dumb and Dumber

I desperatley want to make love to a school boy-Loyd-Dumb and Dumber

The Chiles Babyback Ribs Theme Song-Fat Bastard-Austin Powers in the Spy Who Shagged Me

The Dick and Boob Sequence-Several Citizens-Austin Powers in Goldmember and The Spy Who Shagged Me

 
My friend spent 1500 dollars on fire works, it was practically a professional show.

'Don't fuck with me 'cause I'm going to delete everything you ever post and have ever posted - Flanker, A moderator
 
They dont allow fireworks where i live but i use em anyway.

JIBARITO

(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

Guitaring for life

 
4 out of 5 of my sparkler bombs failed... it was terrible

__________________

You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
 
I had a badass fourth. my godfather brought over some big minchia fuckin illegal artillery shells. they sounded like a cannon when they went off. im sure our neighbours were just lovin us.

= = = = = = =

Sick point sick on the sicktor scale.
 
i was leaning of a roman candle when i lit it. the wick went down to fast and it hit the rim of my hat and knocked it off. i came so close to getting nailed in the face.

---------------------

Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

MiKeE: If Shaun White is hot I hope I'm ugly.

---

hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
hit with two roman candles, one of my mortars went about 3 feet up and then exploded, and multiple firecrackers were thrown at me

===========================

why would i bother doing a misty 9? id much rather sit here at home, get my dick sucked by your fat ass bitch of a mom, smoke some pot and eat tons of food-- Lateralis

 
my friend had an ember land right into his open mouth a few years ago...though he mightve thought it was a snowflake

~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-

'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

 
1, i was standing next to a fire, and some guy threw one in the fire. and my ears where ringing for a good 20 min.

--------------------

SkiboardMagazine.com
 
what are bottlerockets? Im from Canada... we get shitty stuff here.

'Mom says

we should take up monopoly' 'Oh no! I know all about the interest free bank loans to your self' - Calvin and Hobbes
 
Fucking Cruz shot like 7 bottle rockets at me one hit me in the arm.

I cant spell so get use to it or il spork you to death

Member Number 10102
 
I was flipping motor shells upside down in the tube and they were all blowing up pretty close to me.....I bought tons of fireworks then one of our family friends own a firework stand and we gave me about 600.00 in fireworks so I still have tons of fireworks left.

AkA SlipKnoT888
 
i was home in PA for the forth and the laws there are so gay u cant have anything that leaves the ground. so we just bought like 50 dollars worht of big stick smoke bombs and had the whole neiborhood full of smoke.

-COUNTRY MUSIC GIVES YOU HERPES-

- Hey kids, theres juice under the sink! -

 
^my friend and i drove 3 hours to pa from albany and we got a car load of shit

no snow..

no girls..

no future..

Snowfall dictates the days activities if its snowing do it another day...
 
i set up a roman candel but i set it up backwards (never used them before that and im a dumbass) but like 3 hit a little wall, then the rest hit my house and my parents were scared as shit, kinda funny.

 
i get shot bottle rockets at me for fun. u know those things u throw on the gorund an they pop we bought 2,000 of those and had a huge fight worst part about it i ruined a lacoste but i didn have welst all ove me we put a mortar in a sand hole on the beach and sand stung my skin but that was pussy shit nothin bad

RIDEblunt
 
so its the best holiday next to new years...

no snow..

no girls..

no future..

Snowfall dictates the days activities if its snowing do it another day...
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top