how many days did you ski this season?

i guess around 30. still not enough though!

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1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES

2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

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Just under 30. Since 2 seasons ago I've been getting lower and lower, because I have no free time (school). I have a plan for next year though, it's comprised of me getting 6 credits done this summer, and only taking 9 second term, meaning I'll have 2 days a week off and less work. Should amount to an easy 30 extra days up the hill, bringing my total to the nice, comfortable range of 50-60. Good plan, huh. Already got my pass for next season too.

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53

Dont buy stuff from the ski shop in EA NY because:

the owner took my ski pass from KB,

had me escourted off KB property

tried to press charges against me

if you see him tell him togo to hell

AK skiis are sick

. When the waiter spilled a drink on his shirt, he said, 'this one is on me.'

2. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

4. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

5. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

6. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

8. Every calendar's days are numbered.

9. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

10. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

 
I think I got 15. It blows cause i cant drive myself and everyone else in my family is injured so they dont ski. but I think i will go this weekend a couple times

Jesus saves!

Gretzky gets the rebound. he feeds the puck to LeClair. he shoots! he scores! the crowd goes wild
 
WEAK

130+ and counting

get out there!

what did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP... i'm rick james bitch
 
i dont have a freakin clue, i mean, ive got a membership so its hard to keep tarck, but away from the resort, theres 6 days at blue, and 2 at craiglied were still open for a month

adrian
 
i would have 100+, but my knee is toast. Dont worry, im still skiing on it...a little bit more

skiing sucks
 
in high school i would be up skiing almost every day the mountain was open.. now im in college and am kind of far from the mountain.. not to mention the millions of hours of homework.. so probably about 25 times this year so far.

 
i have officially gone 14 times. 12 of those times were in a CO (like 2500 miles from here) i live in virginia (shiity ski capitol of the world). word of advice: dont join the marines unless your a dumbass like me.

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I work 5 nights a week....roughly 30-35 hours a week..... and will have around 110 by the end of the season. Having days off and taking a semester off helps. Next winter I'll be back in school so my total will probably drop to around 70-80.

Look... A mountain RAM. Staring contest. Me and you. You don't even blink do you? You win. You always do. Goulet.

 
only 20. went at least once a week, still not enough. i dont have a car so i can only get up when my roomate wants to go, and he usually doesnt like to ski both days in a weekend. so weak.

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like 12 at real resorts (the closest ski resort is 4 hours away from me). other days were spent making tow-in jumps on this golf course near me and just sessioning that, so i don't know if i should count that

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smoking weed again
 
Man I feel like a loser. I only have like 9 or 10 and there all at Schweitzer.

Maybe if you cleaned out your pussy you'd pitch better. -My friends dad's thoughts on why his son was pitching poorly.

 
It was gay, cause I had basketball every Saturday and my mom's a pastor so church every sunday. Hopefully ill get three more over spring break.

Maybe if you cleaned out your pussy you'd pitch better. -My friends dad's thoughts on why his son was pitching poorly.

 
38 right now.

'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'

'Amy, are your ears cold? Your ice is looking icier than usual...' -Turpin
 
uh, 60 mmkuy?

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70+ and im still in high school and i have a job.∆

I didnt go to college and check me out im kick ass

forget it donny you're out of your element

Boys are stupid...throw rocks at them

You can Der-a-lick my balls

 
around 40 i am jr high and my mom is real strict about school right now so i just go on week ends, and days off.

drop every thing its saturday time to ski!
 
10. My faggot friends work and have girlfriends so driving 4 hours to Tahoe from the bay area is not the easiest thing to accomplish. Im really jealous. Whats sad is that next year probably wont be any better.

Quote of the week:Yeah, thanks Jodi's mom, for the blowjob... I always give in when she busts out the Werther's Originals!

 
Only about 26. I didn't get many days in during November and December. I am taking 18 units at school and working 12 hours a week and the mountain is 6 hours away.

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Representin Hood at Mammoth
 
53 but the season isnt done

-Nick Iwanyshyn

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