wow i went to this catholic school by me for freshmen year and theres a lot of chaldeans and they all have at least 60 first cousins and like 200 second cousins no joke, and theyre experts with like studying their family trees cause they know like every cousin and they know most second cousins
im pretty sure all chaldeans are no more than 5th cousins and i cant tell you how many times i heard this from a chaldean kid that year "oh dude this weekend i got fucked up and hooked up with this bitch and the next day i founf out she was like my 3rd cousin" and i would be like dude if shes chaldean odds are shes your cousin