How many beers to get you drunk

for dances i drink like 6ish cause then im kinda drunk but i can still dance and the last time i drank the equivalent to about 11 beer. i have 3 or 4 beer and a bit more than 3/4 of a mickey. i was wasted. oh yeah i forgot to mention im like 135 pounds and 14.
 
0-4 nothing

5-6 Feeling good

7-8-9 Perfect- drunk good times

10-13 start getting rowdie, things get fuzzy

13-14 start swearing abnoxiously at random people telling them they are cunts, and come onto to girls really really fast. Fake them out with a kiss on the cheek and then go for the glory.  

15 R.O.W.D.I.E.  as fuck, kicking shit over and smashing fences

16 + Blackout time!!

i'd say maybe ever 3rd time drinking i do the whole super rowdie things, other times its just babelling on about something and dancing until i wake up the next morning. 
 
thats about me except my perfect streches to like 12

13-16 i try to fight everone

17-20 i stop trying to fight and jsut feel shitty and emo

21+ i punch holes in walls and cry to my girlfriend about it

i hate being really drunk, i really dont know how anyone could possible stand hanging out with me. at least it takes me a lot to get there, too bad my good friends are about the same.
 
1 40 of OE ( I hate that shit) and I'm good, at the verge of drunk/buzzed. Any more than that and its bad news, but dependent on how fast I've drank said 40. I'm planning on skiing tomorrow, so I'm not sure if I want any more...

Strangely enough, Hookah tends to calm and settle any bad feelings in my gut. Felt like shit after that 40 in 20 minutes, but after a hookah session, I feel great...
 
apparently after about 4 coors lights, 5 miller lights, and 3 double tall jack and diets, and 2 shots of something, one was jager... this happpens:

So this bitch comes up to me in the bar and starts talking this shit about a party we went to 5-6 years ago. I'm like "wtf, grow up" and she's like "wtf. you're a cunt", so im like "wtf, go get your nose done again" (cause shes had 5 nose jobs and a boob job) and she goes "wtf...go get your whole face and a body re-done"..and im like "wtf, im not the whore" and shes like "wtf, your whole family are whores and your neice is an illegitimate child!" (my neice is my brother and his wifes child..hardly illegitimate)...

so then i go sit at the bar, festering my anger. she goes to leave for the night, and she's one of those stuck up bitches in like some nice white jacket/shirt/scarf. so i take a double jack and diet (completely full) and go "hey jody!" and throw the whole thing in her face.

without me knowing cause i was walking away, and attacks me, grabs me by the back of the hair, shoves me through some tables, rips a clump of hair from my head. rips my earing through my ear and hits me in the face. finally when she lets go of my hair and i turn around to beat the shit out of her, the bartender interupts.

so this bitch has been harassing me and my family for years. and i have no idea why, i think maybe my brother fucked her and never talked to her again and she was in love with him or some shit. so i pressed assault charges against her.

i figure if the bartender is going to interrupt and cut it off before i can get her back, i'll fuck her over legally. such a fucking cunt. so jimmy tells her she's never welcome back to the bar again, and her bf is like "omg you have no class!"...so i called him a fagget. the end.
 
1: not thirsty

2-3: slightly buzzed

3-8: half buzzed

7-11: buzzed

11-13: supper buzzed

13-20: baked

21-26: half baked

26-37: blacked out buzzed

35-38: drunk

38-40: passed out drunk

40+: sleep drunk walking
 
5 or so to get buzzed

8-10 drunk

11+ super fuzzy or passed out

back at the beginning of last summer i could get absolutly tossed on 6, that was perfect
 
10-12, havn't drinked more than 12 or so beers. Because I want to remember what happened and I dont want to feel like a zombie the next day.
 
your all a bunch of pussies on an average night of drinking i hammer back a solid 15 beers and often a decent amount of shots and im stupid drunk but i dont puke and dont black out for some reason i never rmember though
 
10 for a really good buzz, of good beer none of that budwiser or miller shit... 15 to get pissed 24 case to be boarder line falling down the stairs.
 
I tried the 30 rack challenge once. Not the best experience... I was doing OK at 15 (after about six hours)... pretty drunk at this point and decided I needed to step it up. Got to 25 and was curled up in the fetal position unable to move. The last five I don't really remember whatsoever, but unless someone stole my beers they got down my throat somehow... according to my friends the time was 11h 52m..
 
sweet news, looks like you have to drink nearly 2 times the amount of anyone else and spend twice as much to get drunk.
 
yeah same. if anyone i know is an angry drunk i simply dont drink with them.

hehe apparently though, im so mellow i diffuse fights when im absolutely hammered and dont even realise it until my mate goes "man he wanted to beat the shit outta you" and im like "nah we're cool man" haha
 
uhhh..bout half a keg.

one time me and stack split a keg. then we fucked chixxxxx without kissin them fags.

we were all...

FUCK IT IM FROM NANTUCKET FUCKIT!

pussies n shit all im quitting alcohol. but ya gay and ya pussies cos ya cant get cool when you go to school lke a fool and mike stack drools like a stupid baby with loose stool.

GET FUCKING LOADDDDDDED like that singer named jewel. shes from alaska, just like fuck.
 
Wait, as in Jewel is from Alaska, and so is fuck? I.. what is going... wow, I guess I'm just gonna not try and understand this.
 
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