How many beers to get you drunk

4-8: Feeling it

8-10: Starting to lose it

11-15: Drunk

15+: Completely wasted.

My most was 18...I could hardly stand, but didn't pass out or puke so...I guess I could go more.
 
depends if i've had anything to eat. if not, i can feel one or two beers. if i have, it takes like six to feel anything. pretty wide gap.
 
There has to be some discretion here. Half of the people posting are american, so if you are Canadian, drinking canadian beers, you multiply how many beers you drank by 1.5 to get the equivalent in american beers.

For me, I'm fall down drunk after 13 beers. Or 19.5 American beers!
 
I can't even believe you just said that. For those of you who don't know what a 1.75 is, it is what most call a half gallon. In 1.75 liters there are about 60 oz, so depending on how you measure a shot, anywhere from 40-60 shots. A normal claimer would say they could drink a fifth, or roughly 20 shots give or take a few. The majoriy of people who can actually finish 750ml are people are usually humungous and more than likely end up throwing up anyway. I pity you for your horrible attempt at being cool
 
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Really depends on the night... maybe like 8-10 will really get me drunk usually. I used to have a way higher tolerance but I guess my body didn't like me drinking so much. I also used to drink hard a way more.

I will still drink a fifth in a night if I have one, but I never buy them for that reason. I can't get that much alcohol in my body with beer because there's so much more of it per alcohol content.
 
Haha, I knew this thread would bring out the claimers and it did... a handle without blacking out? Sure, champ. If you had said "1.75 without alcohol poisoning" I wouldn't have believed you, that's 55 shots.

Andre the Giant could put away 100 beers in a night and still be the DD, though. Guy was an animal haha.
 
about 20 shots and i go home pretty much blacked out and throw up in multiple toilets, the sink, and off my mom's deck
 
ok we need to get some comparison going on here, with all this talk about american/canadian beer.

all i know is australian beer is 375ml in a bottle (12oz) and its about 5% alcohol
 
6 - i can feel it

6-12 - feelin good, drunk

12-16 - really drunk, girls start looking hotter

16+ i might not rememberyou name in the morning
 
hahahahahahahaha, this is such a claimer thread, it takes me like... shit.... i dunno, like 15 or 16 to get drunk, i also have a huge penis if anyone was wondering...
 
hahahaha love it

oh and if anyone else was wondering i can bench 1000# and my chest hair can be used to polish steel
 
after 12 ill end up fighting my friends in his front yard at 3 am

then wake up the next day with a killer headache and the works from falling on concrete .

fuck natty light you pussies, get some money and some real beer, i drank 18 of those in a night and when i woke up the next morning worst hangover, limped to the bathroom with two leg cramps, smelt the stale brew , walked quickly to the outside door while gagging , whip out my shlong start peeing and puke at the same time, what a spectacular way to start a morning
 
Hahaha nice.

Worst morning had to be with Morgan's and wine... woke up cold and wet as hell with the most massive headache I'd ever experienced. Opened my eyes, looked around, realized I was on my friend's front lawn with a sheet someone had clearly tried and failed to cover me with. Looked up and my friend's mom was standing over me with the most disapproving and angry look on her face imaginable... the immediate fear of that combined with an empty stomach and excessive alcohol consumption caused me to turn around and vomit straight stomach acid mixed with spiced rum right there in front of her. You know the rest of the day is bound to suck after that.
 
for me it was a wicked night but horrible wake up

but "one of the " worst nights was when i had nowhere to sleep and me and 2 kids slept in a house that was under construction off rt 1 right across from crack houses 711's and motels, it was like 34 or 40 degress, raining

my hoodie was soaked and these two clown of friends immediately passed out up stairs so there iam awake when i hear a crack and noise then a rush of freezing cold air. I think to my self perfect, the fucking fiends are here to stab me with needles infected with everything on this earth. so i try to wake up my gay friends by throwing shit at them and it doesnt work. i still dont know what it was to this day but that was the day when i found out the power of sleeping in your own bed and how unbelievbly righteous and sick it is.
 
but yah i forgot i was even writing that but uhhh

being drunk, cold, wet, sleeping in saw dust on a stack of 4'x8' plywood sheets, next to a highway across from a crack spot isnt tight.

and it makes you think, would your parents rather have you be in situations like that or care about you drinking and having harmless fun.

man im tired peace
 
if my lame ass was 13 deep, i would fucking do a webcam on my last day on earth, rock bottom to be on NS for any fucking reason when your 13 deep, go slay a chick or break something
 
buddy I juast merked some bitch and by the way I left NS on when I went to piss, so my friend made all the coments I posted so ignore all of them.
 
hah word.

I could probably get drunk off one but then again, I'm part german and part scottish and possibly irish or spanish or portuguese
 
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