How many beers to get drunk?

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How many? I have such a weak alcohol resistance that's it humiliating, but what about you?

Doesent matter what state, the 'whee this is fun' one or the 'shit i think i just vomited my pancreas'.

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at least 10. thank god I dont live in America. 18 is so much nearer than 21.

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yeah, right around 10

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this will soon turn into a 'i can drink 35 beers you pussies' thread..

..but in the meantime.. it all depends on the day.. between 8 and 12 is perfect

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth

What's with all the hate?

 
try me.

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10 normal 5% beer. 12 light but i usually have to piss alot to make room. or just a flask of smirnoff does the trick

You Don't Realize What You Have Untill It's Taken Away.
 
How drunk is drunk? 10 is like socially drunk for me. Not REAL drunk.

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''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

On San Francisco: ''that was like the starting place of gayness and aids in the eighties.'' -Tandan83

''I've learned to give some canadians an intellectual buffer'' -SUpilot

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

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''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot
 
im feeling pretty good at 8. 10 means im on my ass, it all depends on the time period though and im not that big of a guy

'proud citzen of the NS Isle'

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6-12 for me, it all depends on if I ate recently before I started drinking or if I am on an empty stomach. There are a lot of things to factor in when calculating my amount of beers, for example from past weekend showings, statistics show that I am more likely to be drunk after 8 beers if it is a saturday night and it is a full moon with slightly cloudy skies and the dow jones is up three points.

I ran three miles yesterday, finally I said 'here lady take your purse'
 
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Yeah it's true.. I heard the Bush administration now controls 80% of the worlds magic.

 
^^ hahahaha did you get that in 'statistics for dummies' ?

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well only a dummy would calculate this kind of thing when he was drunk, so yea, i did

I ran three miles yesterday, finally I said 'here lady take your purse'
 
it takes me..... 10 girly drinks (7%) to get drunk, thats not real drunk, just socially drunk...pretty drunk.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

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10 is actually impressive for a girl at 7%. The best girl drinker I know has recently been drinking 2l bottles of cider (8%). One of those finishes her off, she's falling all over the place and agreeing to date my brother... she'll regret THAT one. Moral of the story: Girls shouldn't get too drunk, guys will take advantage.

J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

On San Francisco: ''that was like the starting place of gayness and aids in the eighties.'' -Tandan83

''I've learned to give some canadians an intellectual buffer'' -SUpilot

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

On Bling Skis: ''Anyone know anything about this company? do they have a website?'' -makr0

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot
 
to be honest, i dont really like beer, i donno if it makes me a pussy or what, but i drink hard shit, i love whiskey and such, but i hate tequilla.

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'

Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242

 
im a lightweight and fuckin stoked on it, dont gotta spend much to get me good, im thinkin 8-10

Fuck You
 
yeah im agreeing with the girls shouldnt drink TOO much. My girlfriend always does it and i end up holding back the hair.. yikes

You Don't Realize What You Have Untill It's Taken Away.
 
yea i dont drink till i puke...generally, i mean there are the odd times...but i really hate puking..so i dont usually drink enough to make me puke.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Icecreamsandwich officially = the coolest girl ever. Thank you. - Stryken

 
yeahfor me its around 7-10, im not that heavy so its easier to get drunk but ive had a shitload and ive still never puked from drinking, so i guess i dont do too much ever

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8-10 will do me alright, but I don't drink much anymore. health is already going.

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What kind of time span are we talking here. We play beirut a lot, so if we're on I'll stay on the table for 7-9 games, and I usually feel pretty solid after that. But that's like 7-9 beers in about a little over an hour. If we're talking over a 6 hour night where I'm paced, I'm probably feelin a little warm after 12.

 
make the time period over a night...

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Icecreamsandwich officially = the coolest girl ever. Thank you. - Stryken

 
hey ds91260 thats not lightweight man, thats pretty decent. 8-10 is something to be proud of, and its just perfect for savin money because you know all you need at the most is a 12 pack to get the party started

I ran three miles yesterday, finally I said 'here lady take your purse'
 
YES... you see that folks... gravteks getting a bit warm around 12... im pretty light weight so like 7 will get me warm... maybe 12 for drunk.

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Empty stomach or full stomach? If I haven't eaten anything in 3-4 hours I can get smashed pretty easily off 6 beers.

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yea its harder to get drunk if you have eaten recently because your body processes the alcohol through your system quicker so the drunk state takes longer to achieve, and goes away quicker.

I ran three miles yesterday, finally I said 'here lady take your purse'
 
last night it only took one....because i bought a 24oz bomber of this shit called ''the beast'' that had 16% alcohol and put it down in about ten minutes....wasn't drunk but it was definitely the tipsiest i'd been off a single bottle of beer

-Strode

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^Wow... that's impressive... as far as getting wasted off the smallest amount, 151 will kill you quick. But the absolute best is absinthe. A small glass of that will just WASTE you.

J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

On San Francisco: ''that was like the starting place of gayness and aids in the eighties.'' -Tandan83

''I've learned to give some canadians an intellectual buffer'' -SUpilot

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

On Bling Skis: ''Anyone know anything about this company? do they have a website?'' -makr0

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot
 
and where may i get my paws on some of this absinthe

I ran three miles yesterday, finally I said 'here lady take your purse'
 
Very difficult... I know a couple of places downtown where they'll sell it under the counter to you. It's illegal though. GREEN FAIRY!

J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

On San Francisco: ''that was like the starting place of gayness and aids in the eighties.'' -Tandan83

''I've learned to give some canadians an intellectual buffer'' -SUpilot

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

On Bling Skis: ''Anyone know anything about this company? do they have a website?'' -makr0

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot
 
My friend is shitfaced-absolutely shitfaced-stumbling around, incoherent drunk after 5 beers. It takes about 2 shots of crappy vodka and he's out.

We have an old saying down on the bayou....Blehhhhh!!!
 
^ Poor guy. I can drink 35 beers, bitches! Just to make cam's prediction come true.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

 
on had 6 shots of grain on top of multiple kamakazis and beers along with 4 lines of adderol and 6 bowls...apparently i was awake until 7 in the morning stubling around campus...but to get drunk, id say around 15-18

-Craig

the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else
 
^^that was supposed to be 'On saturday i had 6 shots of grain...' my bad...im stoned

-Craig

the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else
 
maybe 5 bottles, i'm kinda light weight

A homophobe once told me that skiing on parabolics is like getting a blowjob from a gay guy, it feels good until you look down.
 
depends on the season...

in th fall when I'm playing rugby and going to the socials every week and depending if I have eaten alot before hand and the length of time of which I'm drinking, between 10-15

now during the ski season where I'm hardly drinking at all, opting to ski without a hangover, its probably between 5-9

-dan

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Are we talking pints or bottles here? Yeah absinte works well, my parents are off to czech republic at Easter, and they sell some great absinte, and its got the wormwood in it that makes you hallucinate.

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All depend on the day but a normal one is 6 to be a little bit drunk if I don't drown them all...

Pag

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at 10 i am totally pissed...i don't know but it seems to me that beer gets me drunk much faster then liquor...

tune out everyone in the crowd because now its just me and you come fall in love with the sound
 
8-10 cans of Pabst

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
 
what is the drinking age in Canada anyway? I was just there last week and my parents kept trying to get me to go buy them some since I'm 18 but everywhere we went it said 19 so I'm kinda confused...

-Caitie-

'Have nothing to do with stupid and senseless controversies; you know that they breed quarrels' -2 Tim 2:23
 
1 can get me drunk 2 fucks me up.

Ha just kidding around 10.

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:

'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

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7, I'm a little person. That's drunk, not drunk as fuck. But I can drink a lot, I can especially hold liquor very well.

-Lauren

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^^In Alberta, Manitoba, and Quebec, the drikning age is 18; in all other provinces, 19

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Icecreamsandwich officially = the coolest girl ever. Thank you. - Stryken

 
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